ONTD

3:22 am - 05/27/2009

Dude, What Happened to You?

We don't think it's a surprise to anyone that there's a double standard in Hollywood when it comes to looks and weight loss.

Why is it that Jessica Simpson and Hilary Duff get creamed for putting on a few pounds while Russell Crowe and Tom Hanks get awards for it?

Actresses very rarely get to use the excuse that they were "doing it for the role," since, typically, leading ladies must be a size 0 to even be considered for a part.

We want to be perfectly clear: we aren't judging any of these dudes. We totally get what happens to humans as we age. Weight sticks, skin sags, and no one looks 21 forever. We're simply pointing out that when the aging phenomenon happens to a woman, she gets kicked in the perfectly straight white teeth while guys seem to get off scot-free.

And so, without further adieu, we ask some of Hollywood's leading men: Dude, what happened to you?

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Lol, obviously, they got old...but would you still hit that, ONTD? Who else should be on this list?
theexpress 27th-May-2009 03:04 pm (UTC)
People age, this is harsh and unnecessary and stupid
boomstick 27th-May-2009 03:25 pm (UTC)
TBH most of these guys just got really old while the female examples they stated are still really young chicks. I'm sure if the Jonas Brothers suddenly packed on 50 pounds each we'd be loling heartily.

That's no excuse for being like "LOL JESSICA SIMPSON IS A FATTY FATTY FAT FAT" when she puts on ten pounds but pretty much everybody is going to gain weight as they get older unless they run to the plastic surgeon's. I'd much rather see a chunky older person than a plastic surgery disaster.
melissa1983 27th-May-2009 03:32 pm (UTC)
I think Russell Crowe still looks damn fine. Same with Alec. Tom Hanks is adorable I don't care what anyone says. But WTF happened to Mickey and Nick? Goddamn!
arcadiaego 27th-May-2009 08:01 pm (UTC)
But WTF happened to Mickey and Nick? Goddamn!

Is this a serious question?
melissa1983 27th-May-2009 08:07 pm (UTC)
jfc, no it wasn't.
silken_floss 27th-May-2009 03:40 pm (UTC)
whatever. Russell Crowe can still get it day and night.
commonpple 27th-May-2009 03:41 pm (UTC)
Anybody who wouldn't still bone Alec Baldwin is a fucking commie.
coffeenmorphine 27th-May-2009 04:03 pm (UTC)
Time and gravity always win.
motorwill 27th-May-2009 05:26 pm (UTC)
Getting older doesn't excuse that much fatness.
rockershrimp 27th-May-2009 05:58 pm (UTC)
I don't find any of these guys attractive pre-fattiness so it's more like UGH to NGUGHAHH.
turi 27th-May-2009 06:33 pm (UTC)
How dare you include Alec Baldwin.
arcadiaego 27th-May-2009 08:02 pm (UTC)
Not sure poking fun at ageing men is actually going to stop people hating on women, but whatever.
hybridismarion 27th-May-2009 08:08 pm (UTC)
Umm...20-30 years does a lot to you.
sweetthea 27th-May-2009 08:55 pm (UTC)
Alec Blawin used to be so ridiculously hot
opheliascreams 27th-May-2009 09:57 pm (UTC)
Vince Vaughn was never hot. Ever.
skylerhaven 27th-May-2009 10:53 pm (UTC)
damn well i posted in the wrong time then, lol he was lil cute then, but now he's ugly,

see i can compromise
opheliascreams 27th-May-2009 11:03 pm (UTC)
It's like his eyes kept getting progressively farther apart. I'll give a little and say he was semi-doable when he first popped on the scene. Compromise!
skylerhaven 27th-May-2009 10:52 pm (UTC)
vince was sucha hottie
younglizbeth This one makes me very sad:27th-May-2009 11:00 pm (UTC)
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rob redford now
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