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6:18 pm - 05/22/2009

Pitt&Jolie sex Cannes like a Lionel Richie song:ALL NIGHT LONG! (All night); Ebert doesn't pan I.B.

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Other critics be damned, Roger Ebert loves likes is reserving judgement re: Inglourious Basterds!

Tarantino, The Glorious
Cannes Journal
By
Roger Ebert, For The Bulletin
Friday, May 22, 2009

There are spoilers in this article. You've been warned.


Leave it to Quentin Tarantino to find a climax unique in the history of war movies. Also trust QT to get away with a war movie that consists largely of his unique dialog style, in which a great deal of action is replaced by talk about the possibilities of action. His “Inglourious Basterds,” which premiered Wednesday morning here at Cannes, is a screenplay eight years in the writing, and you can’t fill 148 minutes with descriptions of special effects. At least not if you’re a motormouth like Mr. Tarantino.

My review will await the film’s Aug. 21 opening. I know, I wrote a lot about “Antichrist,” but with this one I’d like to hold out until opening day. No, that doesn’t mean I disliked it. It means it inspired other kinds of thoughts — about Cannes, Mr. Tarantino, and the way the movie industry seems to be going these days.

“Why,” Mr. Tarantino, he was asked at the press conference after the film, “did you choose to bring the film to Cannes?” In other words, why didn’t you open it with another one of those awful junkets where entertainment reporters are plied with chilled shrimp and cycled through 3-minute sound-bite ops in a Four Seasons somewhere? You know, a controlled environment designed to churn out mindless publicity? Why expose it to the glare of Cannes, and to the baying of the hounds of hell, otherwise known as the world’s film critics? A place where there are more questions at a press conference for the director of a film than for the stars?

“I make movies for Planet Earth,” Mr. Tarantino answered, “and Cannes is part of that.” Not Planet Hollywood (whose branch here has long since closed). He said it never occurred to him to open his film anywhere else. His shooting schedule was under the gun of today’s Cannes deadline. “We started talking about the film in August,” Brad Pitt said, “and he said he would be here in May. And here we are.”

I remember Mr. Tarantino the first time he came to Cannes in May 1992, with “Reservoir Dogs.” Chaz and I had him all to ourselves at lunch down on the beach. We picked up the check. When he came in 1994 with “Pulp Fiction,” there was a party that took up most of the top floor of the Carlton. In other words, something happened, and it wasn’t that the freeloaders got chilled lobster. What happened was that Mr. Tarantino took his place in the Cannes Pantheon. It really does mean more to win the Palme d’Or than the Oscar for best film. It means more for the director, for sure. Hell, the best film Oscar is accepted by the producer.

QT is sometimes criticized for including too many references (some say whole scenes) from other movies in his own work. There are legends about his days as a video store clerk, memorizing B movies from the $1.99 bin. But the borrowed, or repurposed, or inspired, or quoted movie material in his films is there not because he lacks imagination but because he has too much. He loves movies with a fervor that inspires him to absorb us not only in his films, but in the films he loves. His arms are wide and gathers us in.

“Inglorious Basterds” is, I believe, the only war movie with its climactic scene set in a movie theater. The only war movie with a critical last-minute confrontation in the projection booth. The only war movie with a lecture on the fire hazard of nitrate film stock. The only one that pays much attention to the names of such great directors as Pabst and Clouzot. Mr. Tarantino’s hero, played by Brad Pitt, is named Lt. Aldo Raine, which is as close as you can get to Aldo Ray, the star of “Battle Cry” (1955), which co-starred Van Heflin, who also gets a shout-out in “Basterds.”

Cannes has become, in a way, the sundowner party of Day of the Locusts. There was once a world, much deprecated at the time, of patriarchal studios, star machines, genre movies, fan magazines, searchlights, and filmmakers who wanted their movies to play big to everybody all over the world. Now what survives of that old world, hunched and inward, is no longer show business but just ... business. A screenplay is evaluated for its demographic appeal, its video-game possibilities, its spin-offs, its potential for commercial tie-ins. The suspense of its premiere is diluted a by pale, gnomelike creatures hunched over computers down in their parents’ basements, busy as bees ripping off video copies of new films and posting them on the internet, to be downloaded by thieves who get more of a thrill out of stealing a film that by watching it.

The critics here are not on junkets. Many of them paid their own way, because if you’re a movie critic, baby, this is where you gotta be. Back home, most editors care more about Brad Pitt than Quentin Tarantino. That would be all right if they cared about Mr. Pitt for the right reasons. But the American press has been dumbed-down so much that some papers seem edited for an audience that does most of its reading off of TV screens. I ran into an old friend who has freelanced for USA Today. “Yesterday, Lars von Trier’s ‘Antichrist’ was the big story,” he told me. “USA Today featured coverage of Jim Carrey as Ebenezer Scrooge, arriving at the Carlton Hotel with Jenny McCarthy in a horse-drawn carriage.”

There can be news value in such events. Consider the crowds Jerry Seinfeld drew when, dressed as a bee, he slid down a wire from the roof of the Carlton to promote “Bee Movie.” To be sure, much of the press just wanted to have someone on the scene if the cable snapped. Now that would be newsworthy, a photo of a crumbled and bloody bumblebee suit.

Cannes behaves as if such a world doesn’t exist. Today the talk is about Mr. Tarantino. Yesterday it was about Lars von Trier. Here it doesn’t matter if you liked his new film. At least you’ve heard of him. There are students here waiting tables in the beachfront pavilions to finance their stays, their hopes of “networking” and making their own films someday. Here there is a young man named Scott Collette who e-mailed me saying, “I am at the greatest film festival in the world, and it looks like I won’t be able to get into a single film.” He has a festival job with a distributor renting space across the street from the Palais. I advised him to try what worked for our granddaughter Raven — stand in front of the Palais holding a sign saying “Invitation!” and hope someone will give them a ticket.

After “Inglorious Basterds” today, Scott introduced himself outside on the sidewalk. I asked if he’d seen any films. “Not yet. And I got my boss’s pass confiscated for using it to try to sneak in.” I guess he doesn’t look much like the I.D. photo of a middle-aged distributor. My wife Chaz told him she had heard stories of people with the wrong passes being taken down into the bowels of the Palais and lectured sternly by security.

It happened that at the Tarantino press conference, we were seated near to Harvey Weinstein, who with his brother, Bob, is releasing the movie. The Weinsteins were once kids here without a ticket. “We were hanging around the stage door, hoping to get in and make our way around to the front,” Harvey told me. “An official festival limo pulled up, and Clint Eastwood got out. We probably looked needy. He sized us up, held open the door, and let us in. To this day, we both make it a point to let someone into the Palais.”


Brad and Angelina Party Past 1 A.M. in Cannes

After enjoying an intimate dinner with 60, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie enjoyed a late date night Wednesday in Cannes.

The duo made a low-key entrance at the after party for Pitt's film Inglourious Basterds at Baoli Beach, where they both sipped drinks (a Baileys for him, vodka for her), chatted with cast members and engaged in some PDA until past 1 a.m.

"Towards the end of the evening they sat together, his hand on her leg," a source tells PEOPLE, adding that at one point Pitt had his arm wrapped around Jolie as they laughed and whispered into each other's ears.
When they weren't side by side, Pitt made the rounds at the Belstaff-sponsored party, greeting several guests during the couple's two-hour stay. Meanwhile Jolie, who earlier in the evening made a fashionable appearance at the film's premiere, remained seated and nibbled on strawberries while chatting with Eli Roth, Pitt's Basterds costar, who danced on the deejay stand, much to the couple's amusement.


Early Reviews
The film, which boasts a cast including Diane Kruger and Mike Myers, has earned mix reviews so far.

Variety calls the movie "a violent fairy tale … by turns surprising, nutty, windy, audacious and a bit caught up in its own cleverness, the picture is a completely distinctive piece of American pop art with a strong Euro flavor that's new for [director Quentin Tarantino]."

The Hollywood Reporter, however, is a bit more critical, describing the film as a project that "merely continues the string of disappointments in this year's Competition [at the Cannes Film Festival]. The war flick is also slammed for having very little action and lacking "not only tension but those juicy sequences where actors deliver lines loaded with subtext and characters drip menace with icy wit."


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ONTD: What movies are you seeing this weekend and why? Who do you think are the best and worst (Ben Lyons) film critics? If a film you're excited about gets bad reviews do you see it anyway or do you ~walk on by~?



I usually check out rotten tomatoes before I hand over my $12.50, but some of my favorite movies have been panned by critics. Word of mouth can be more reliable than professional reviews, IMO.
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[info]bur__eahh 22nd-May-2009 10:26 pm (UTC)
Gorgeous couple.
In before the Brangelina hate.
[info]beatlesluv 22nd-May-2009 10:27 pm (UTC)
Standing with you. Angie looks gorge.
[info]oxyj3nn 22nd-May-2009 10:37 pm (UTC)
IA
[info]sashwizzled 22nd-May-2009 10:52 pm (UTC)
I know, right? People should not be allowed to look that beautiful.
[info]passthepeaches 22nd-May-2009 11:42 pm (UTC)
Icon <3
[info]hot143chocolate 22nd-May-2009 11:37 pm (UTC)
:)
[info]hxcfairy 22nd-May-2009 11:42 pm (UTC)
iawtc they are stunning.
[info]ohyoudo 22nd-May-2009 11:49 pm (UTC)
angie is the best that could've happen to this man. i love them both sfm.
[info]tiffanynichelle 23rd-May-2009 12:03 am (UTC)
I agree!
[info]dazedpuckbunny 23rd-May-2009 05:15 pm (UTC)
<3 Can't get enough of them.
[info]brandon198403 22nd-May-2009 10:30 pm (UTC)
She looks like a wax statue at Madam Tussaud's. The dress color is too similar to her skin tone
[info]ireadyou_right 22nd-May-2009 10:28 pm (UTC)
i love them.
[info]another_slender 22nd-May-2009 10:28 pm (UTC)
I just see movies that pique my interest. Critics be damned.
[info]vikingsmn 22nd-May-2009 10:41 pm (UTC)
Same.
[info]boss_sister 23rd-May-2009 04:07 am (UTC)
My thoughts exactly. I rarely read movie reviews before I've seen a film. They give too much away.
[info]brandon198403 22nd-May-2009 10:29 pm (UTC)
I have zero desire to see Inglorious Basterds, it looks awful..Tbh, I might see Star Trek for a second time. I'm looking forward to Transformers in a week and Harry Potter in July!
[info]niimaa 23rd-May-2009 12:56 am (UTC)
am with you babe.
[info]brandon198403 23rd-May-2009 01:17 am (UTC)
woohoo :)and I meant that I want to see Transformers in a month, not a week. I wish it came out sooner though!
[info]jasmina12345 22nd-May-2009 10:29 pm (UTC)
Shit $12.50?

Where are you from and why are the movies so damn expensive?

[info]palisades17 22nd-May-2009 10:43 pm (UTC)
It's $12.50 here in my part of Canada, too, for an evening showing.
[info]greencancer 22nd-May-2009 11:55 pm (UTC)
Or 7-8 euros
[info]hot143chocolate 23rd-May-2009 01:57 am (UTC)
NYC & IDK :(
[info]shedeviluk 23rd-May-2009 02:12 am (UTC)
Ugh, it's £10/$16 where I live (London) :(
[info]aheadofyourself 22nd-May-2009 10:29 pm (UTC)
I'm not really a big fan of them but I do love that they adopt.
[info]iluvdykes 22nd-May-2009 10:30 pm (UTC)
fuck Jolie and Pit. May the have tons of babies and kids and then break up and then get with other people. You know I'm right, you haters just don't want to say anything.
[info]chaka_kahn 22nd-May-2009 10:32 pm (UTC)
Her forehead has reached Nicole Kidman levels of botox.
[info]lingail140 22nd-May-2009 10:32 pm (UTC)
sorry but that dress is a little obscene, i don't want to see where those babies came out of!
[info]slimandsexxy 22nd-May-2009 11:23 pm (UTC)
She was also high as a kite. Can you see the size of her pupils. On the red carpet they were normal, she must have used the bathroom to get her fix because at the after party she looked mental.

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Compare this picture from that video of her in a drug den.

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[info]greencancer 23rd-May-2009 12:00 am (UTC)
Compare this picture from that video of her in a drug den.

You're imagining things.
[info]flightsabove 23rd-May-2009 12:18 am (UTC)
LMAO! and wtf why does her skin stretching like that in the first pic??? D:
[info]skunk 23rd-May-2009 12:53 am (UTC)
my pupils are huge like that a good majority of the time, clearly im an ~addict~.
[info]spin_doctor 23rd-May-2009 02:10 am (UTC)
lol i think it's because it's dark in there??
[info]yorkcharlotte 23rd-May-2009 03:05 am (UTC)
LOL, keep reaching.
[info]smnp 22nd-May-2009 10:33 pm (UTC)
i am dying to see this
[info]soleil_luna 22nd-May-2009 10:34 pm (UTC)
i only go see movies in theatres that i really have a desire to see. and then the others i usually catch on tv when they come on finally. i was in blockbuster with my friend the other day, and it actually kind of frightened me how many movies i've seen.
[info]piperparade 22nd-May-2009 10:35 pm (UTC)
i miss the Angelina from 2004. It's boring reading about her being part of "brangelina" all the time.
[info]soleil_luna 22nd-May-2009 10:37 pm (UTC)
oh and ang looked gorgeous pregnant and in green. i absolutely love that dress. and the black one. this year, ehhh. the full thing i'm not crazy about. but in the bottom right corner of that collection, she looks fabulous.

idk, she's either gorgeous or a mess for me.
[info]angelofmusic76 22nd-May-2009 10:37 pm (UTC)
Her receding hairline and plastic face are disturbing. I don't listen to critics. I listen to a friend who has had the same movie taste for years. He's better than any critic in my book. Of course, I have broadened my horizons with different types of movies over the years including comic book ones, but this movie looks like utter crap. Sure, it's great to go after Hitler in a movie, but it just looks like a lot of bad acting IMHO.
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