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ANTM Ep. 13 Finale: America's Next Top Model is...














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I had issues with this finale and I'm putting them in the post and not a comment because I can.

1. RUNWAY ORGY D: D: D:

2. How did Teyona get through the first elimination? If anyone else had that commercial, they would have been out asap. :/ I'm probably biased because I just generally dislike her.

3. I think this is my least favorite winner so far, even over Whitney. I predict her future Covergirl ads will be worse than McKey's (because I am a gifted psychic).

4. I was spoiled when I was searching for this video. Youtube's getting better at finding copyrighted stuff so it took me some time and WHO NAMES THEIR VIDEO AFTER THE WINNER?! I was doing so well, then this video came up titled "BLANK wins ANTM!" >:O How rude.

5. Miss Jay was really rude to dance on the runway while the show was going on. Also, this finale runway was really working against Creepy-Chan. Swimsuits and samba? I was surprised by how well she did considering.
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[info]princess_isobel 14th-May-2009 10:41 am (UTC)
UGH
[info]estasoyyooo 14th-May-2009 10:43 am (UTC)



i love u creepychan
[info]rlykewl 14th-May-2009 04:18 pm (UTC)
adorable
[info]nappyxheadedxho 14th-May-2009 10:44 am (UTC)
BRING ON THE MIDGET CYCLE

I wonder who's going to replace Paulina
[info]filed_under_d 14th-May-2009 12:57 pm (UTC)
according to paulina, no one should be replacing her. she said she got cut for budget issues.
[info]orimental 14th-May-2009 05:22 pm (UTC)
I'd love for Sutan to join the panel!
[info]sparklyfiend 14th-May-2009 10:46 am (UTC)
Creepy-Chan ='[
[info]filed_under_d 14th-May-2009 01:03 pm (UTC)
if she was smart, shed pull an elyse and go straight to asia. shed be big there.
[info]view_from_here 14th-May-2009 03:47 pm (UTC)
I agree so hard. This is what I was saying the whole cycle. That she'll have the best career regardless. Probably better that she's not tied down with Cover Girl.
[info]rlykewl 14th-May-2009 04:19 pm (UTC)
too bad she just got signed in LA
[info]nappyxheadedxho 14th-May-2009 10:47 am (UTC)
Mmmk (whatever her name is) can't walk for shit. It's like she's walking down the mall.
[info]cupkate 14th-May-2009 10:54 am (UTC)
McKey? McKay? Mkey? idk either.

I was really surprised by how bad she was. Usually when last year's winner comes back, she's at least improved a little.
[info]violue 14th-May-2009 11:11 am (UTC)
I know, right? I was watching her and thinking "wow...she sucks!"
[info]estasoyyooo 14th-May-2009 11:31 am (UTC)
I noticed that, too!
[info]cinecat 14th-May-2009 06:21 pm (UTC)
omg i know, her walk was AWFUL
[info]onecappucino 14th-May-2009 07:08 pm (UTC)
yeah. she sucked.
[info]sha_shannon 14th-May-2009 10:47 am (UTC)
[info]eyes_to_love 14th-May-2009 12:28 pm (UTC)
this was my reaction exactly
[info]superelle07 14th-May-2009 12:54 pm (UTC)
IT Crowd <3
[info]channel42 14th-May-2009 02:26 pm (UTC)
This gif is just perfect.
[info]rain_in_the_sun 14th-May-2009 05:35 pm (UTC)
The IT Crowd!!! <333
[info]cinecat 14th-May-2009 06:21 pm (UTC)
hahaha exactly
[info]mad_turtle 14th-May-2009 10:48 am (UTC)
I hate Miss Jay.
[info]nappyxheadedxho 14th-May-2009 10:50 am (UTC)
ME TOO! He's such an attention whoring idiot.

No one gives a fuck about your giant bow, you half-baked drag queen.
[info]_pluginbaby 14th-May-2009 02:22 pm (UTC)
me too!
[info]treebraids 14th-May-2009 10:49 am (UTC)
WOO HOO! I was just going to look for this on youtube.
[info]catalytically 14th-May-2009 10:50 am (UTC)
[info]prisonero 14th-May-2009 10:52 am (UTC)
OOH, I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!
[info]arrivetoolate Fuck the haters14th-May-2009 10:51 am (UTC)
I love Teyona. Atleast she didn't make the same "lolita in the headlights" expression like creepy-chan.

Besides that whole big doe eyed 12 in the face trend is dying in the fashion world.

tl;dr - Dear Allison, Gemma Ward wants her look back.
[info]prisonero Re: Fuck the haters14th-May-2009 10:52 am (UTC)
Fuck the haters

AMEN, BB!
[info]catalytically Re: Fuck the haters14th-May-2009 10:52 am (UTC)
[info]cupkate Re: Fuck the haters14th-May-2009 10:55 am (UTC)
I definitely agree that Allison had the same look. But I just wasn't into Teyona's attitude. Allison was so sweet and endearing. Teyona just fit into the stereotypes of previous obnoxious, attention-starved contestants.
[info]arrivetoolate Re: Fuck the haters14th-May-2009 10:59 am (UTC)
Personally, Idgaf about personality.

I look at it from a purely busness standpoint. Like, who do you want on the cover and in your editorials? The sweet girl with no range or the bitch with range?

Besides, we all know ANTM edits the fuck out of their shows. So we don't really know HOW big of a bitch Teyona was really.
[info]smashpumpkins21 Re: Fuck the haters14th-May-2009 12:03 pm (UTC)
i saw gemma ward on the street 2 days ago doing a photoshoot in nyc. that jsut reminded me.
[info]keesani Re: Fuck the haters14th-May-2009 12:38 pm (UTC)
i wish it was dying in the fashion world but it's not really. they just replace gemma ward with her doppelganger a.k.a sasha pivarova
[info]rubyredmangos Re: Fuck the haters14th-May-2009 02:06 pm (UTC)
But Teyona can't speak well, and her 5 head is so awful looking. The only way she takes good pics is when she's turned her head to the side.
[info]likelesliecaron Re: Fuck the haters14th-May-2009 05:10 pm (UTC)
this x100
[info]prisonero 14th-May-2009 10:51 am (UTC)

NEW POAST
[info]arrivetoolate 14th-May-2009 10:52 am (UTC)
Is that Brit or Blake? Cause I can't really tell.
[info]prisonero 14th-May-2009 10:54 am (UTC)
It's Brit :)

[info]thefinchster 14th-May-2009 10:54 am (UTC)
lol I was srsly like wtf when they were on the runway sprawled and writhing on the floor
[info]cupkate 14th-May-2009 10:57 am (UTC)
I suppose it was still better than the weird cave/bride of Frankenstein show they did with Caridee (?). I hate that they don't even pretend to use real shows anymore.
[info]prisonero 14th-May-2009 11:34 am (UTC)
The runway show w/ CariDee wasn't even that bad, though. I mean, compared to last Cycle's w/ McKey and Sam, and the one before that w/ Whitney and Anya. And how about the one from C9 w/ Saleisha and Chantal?? ugh, you're right. It does suck that they can't pretend to use real fashion shows anymore :/
[info]rlykewl 14th-May-2009 04:20 pm (UTC)
omg cycle 7's was amazing
[info]shutterdragon 14th-May-2009 10:55 am (UTC)
well good thing teyona will never be a successful model anyway.

TEAM ALLISON
[info]_____faraway 15th-May-2009 03:51 am (UTC)
Not with this forehead anyways.

[info]arrivetoolate Lol 5"7?! Gtfo!14th-May-2009 10:57 am (UTC)
The midget season is gonna be atrocious.

Unless these girls are the next Kate Moss, they're gonna fail hard when they try to book shows.

[info]estasoyyooo Re: Lol 5"7?! Gtfo!14th-May-2009 11:33 am (UTC)
I really don't get how they're going to do the go-sees for next season. Wtf? Are they just going to send the girls to petite agencies or something?
[info]prisonero Re: Lol 5"7?! Gtfo!14th-May-2009 11:38 am (UTC)
Tyra's going to be creating her own petite agency!
[info]prisonero Re: Lol 5"7?! Gtfo!14th-May-2009 11:36 am (UTC)
Needless to say it will be very interesting to watch and see how they go about things next cycle. I'm anticipating the ridiculousness, tbh w/ u! ;p
[info]mrjamesdean Re: Lol 5"7?! Gtfo!14th-May-2009 02:13 pm (UTC)
book shows? give me a break

i produce shows and let me tell you, anyone on this fucking reality show would be lucky to book a damn kohl's catalog
[info]ifrackedcraig Re: Lol 5"7?! Gtfo!14th-May-2009 08:25 pm (UTC)
word. i didn't think anything could top the horror of cycle 9 but then i heard about the midget cycle...

like antm contestants/winners don't already have enough trouble being taken seriously by the real modeling world without adding shortness into the equation...

but did you all read about the stampede that happened at one of the nyc cycle 12 open calls? it just proves that the desperation of short wannabe models can be deadly...
[info]marmar627 14th-May-2009 11:09 am (UTC)
lol @ cut title
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