8:29 am - 05/03/2009

should be renamed to the 100 most 'okay-looking' people

Save your $5...
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Who put together this layout??? And still no Kevin... :(
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And quite possibly the best part of the magazine...
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SOURCE: people magazine, my scanner and me with too much time on my hands

bits_and_tits 3rd-May-2009 01:39 pm (UTC)
They so still wearing foundation.
htothem 3rd-May-2009 01:53 pm (UTC)
Who needs makeup when you have photoshop?
bits_and_tits 3rd-May-2009 01:55 pm (UTC)
True dat!
bulletproofsoul 3rd-May-2009 01:41 pm (UTC)
Her name means "the beautiful one has come" :3
ecctv 3rd-May-2009 01:42 pm (UTC)

justapalindrome 3rd-May-2009 04:06 pm (UTC)
My Egyptology prof said her name meant "beautiful hippo"...like the goddess of fertility...meh I'd have to see the glyph.
drop_and_roll 3rd-May-2009 03:38 pm (UTC)
A guy once told me that Nefertiti was his mother. Funnily enough, I didn't believe him.
ecctv 3rd-May-2009 01:40 pm (UTC)
Few things

1-Will Arnett needs to be in there for funny people

2-Those historical portraits aren't always correct

smashpumpkins21 3rd-May-2009 01:49 pm (UTC)
ia w/#1
astralwish 3rd-May-2009 02:26 pm (UTC)
They've made a huge mistake by leaving Will Arnett out
kalikat003 3rd-May-2009 03:05 pm (UTC)
burningharbor 3rd-May-2009 09:57 pm (UTC)
Solidly backing up #1.
unbirthdayalice 3rd-May-2009 01:40 pm (UTC)
The historical hotties page is so ridiculous.
eponine84 3rd-May-2009 01:49 pm (UTC)
IKR? Especially 92% of people saying that Mary Tudor wasn't hot. OF COURSE she's not going to look conventionally pretty when that painting is done in the early Renaissance style.
deerlike 3rd-May-2009 03:17 pm (UTC)
iawtc, THANK YOU.
edgeofwhatever 3rd-May-2009 03:45 pm (UTC)
Whoa, your icon just triggered memories I didn't even know I had. Sesame Street FTW!
queenweasley 3rd-May-2009 03:47 pm (UTC)
I agree, but I don't think she would have been considered pretty anyway.
missedele 3rd-May-2009 04:41 pm (UTC)
true, but it was notoriously known that she was not good looking. probably average.
velvetunicorn 3rd-May-2009 05:15 pm (UTC)
true but she was gross apparently. She had no teeth, was obese like her father, had visible ulcers and smelled.


but I do agree with the other. You know that nefertiti was the hottest thing going at the time.
redcurrantbasil 4th-May-2009 12:46 am (UTC)
I almost spit my juice all over my computer at work when I saw that shit.
makidah 3rd-May-2009 01:41 pm (UTC)
Nefertiti was hot for sure! Cleopatra was not black.
bulletproofsoul 3rd-May-2009 01:43 pm (UTC)
Cleo VII was Macedonian.
makidah 3rd-May-2009 01:46 pm (UTC)
sparklepixie 3rd-May-2009 02:02 pm (UTC)
I thought she was Macedonian too but I keep getting told she's Greek
vonlisbon 3rd-May-2009 04:42 pm (UTC)
Yeah, what's sad is that someone actually took the time to make that image in a computer but couldn't be bothered to do something as simple as check the skin color. They might as well have made her a man.
spattergroit 3rd-May-2009 07:52 pm (UTC)
well she doesn't look black in the photo anyway. just really kind of ...tan.
jasoncourtney oh really?3rd-May-2009 07:59 pm (UTC)
i thought 1 drop of black blood made you black? when did we start changing the rules? and sure she was mixed, but i'm also sure her skin was brown, as many greeks and people of that region were and still are. also, the only brown skinned people are black?

enlighten me
criedtherabbit 3rd-May-2009 10:25 pm (UTC)
I used to think so too, until I read this: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/also_in_the_news/7945333.stm
wemustnotsayso 3rd-May-2009 01:41 pm (UTC)
so this list is basically just a bunch of random celebrities?
ecctv 3rd-May-2009 01:41 pm (UTC)
or people who have projects coming out soon
return2zero 3rd-May-2009 02:13 pm (UTC)
I figured this when I saw all the 'New Moon' faces...

Beautiful without makeup?
Jennifer Connelly.
musicpsych 3rd-May-2009 03:27 pm (UTC)
Yeah, that's pretty much it.
wingkeeea 3rd-May-2009 01:42 pm (UTC)
Amanda Bynes? fail
jiai1 3rd-May-2009 03:02 pm (UTC)
Ikr. Her face is all squished and just ugh.
alphabetbitches 3rd-May-2009 03:53 pm (UTC)
more like swollen, lol.
mollywobbles867 3rd-May-2009 07:39 pm (UTC)
Seriously. I have this mag and when I saw her I finally understood "bulimia face." That makes me sad b/c she's a good comedic actress, but now she just seems pathetic.
lindsay_ronson 3rd-May-2009 01:42 pm (UTC)
Historical hotties? Really people, really?
bonnquiqui 3rd-May-2009 02:37 pm (UTC)
Leave it to People to take shallowness to the 16th century. They're ruining EVERYTHING!!
trop_fort 3rd-May-2009 07:07 pm (UTC)
The Bugle with John Oliver did it better. And more hilariously.
babybalooga19 3rd-May-2009 07:53 pm (UTC)
Lol mte clarissa
jellyjulie 3rd-May-2009 01:43 pm (UTC)
lol irl at that last scan
vivavamp 3rd-May-2009 04:51 pm (UTC)
Someone's gunna hate me.
But I think Freida Pinto looks like the brown version of Cheryl Cole, minus a squishier face and dimples.
hiddenstaircase 3rd-May-2009 01:43 pm (UTC)
I'm sorry, I think she's funny, but Amanda Bynes is not beautiful. Christ I'm prettier than her. They need to put me in the damn magazine.
hiddenstaircase 3rd-May-2009 01:46 pm (UTC)
and Shawn Johnson? COME ON NOW.
busterrantcasey 3rd-May-2009 02:17 pm (UTC)
and miley cyrus too
come on
andgedem 3rd-May-2009 03:13 pm (UTC)
Yeah, she's more cute than HOT.
brelicious 3rd-May-2009 02:11 pm (UTC)
mellieebelliee 3rd-May-2009 05:14 pm (UTC)
IA with everything.
wingkeeea 3rd-May-2009 01:43 pm (UTC)
Is Kevin jonas under 21?
ecctv 3rd-May-2009 01:45 pm (UTC)
Kevin Jonas — Date of Birth: November 5, 1987

so no, you are correct
clazzi 3rd-May-2009 01:45 pm (UTC)
Moon Bloodgood,that name is so badass..she's really pretty too...and the picture if Mila and her baby is so precious..she needs to do another Resident vil movie asap..
return2zero picture if Mila and her baby is so precious3rd-May-2009 02:21 pm (UTC)
Woman looks good with a little weight!
egosumopacis 3rd-May-2009 05:17 pm (UTC)
Milla and Ever are gorgeous. Such beautiful eyes.
babybalooga19 3rd-May-2009 07:57 pm (UTC)
Whoa Ever's eyes are intense.
jcchaser 3rd-May-2009 01:45 pm (UTC)
Who does Martha Washington look like - some actress, right?
mrmidwest 3rd-May-2009 01:59 pm (UTC)
Zoe Bell?
pink_elephant89 3rd-May-2009 04:16 pm (UTC)
looks like helen hunt to me
killthisl0ve 3rd-May-2009 06:51 pm (UTC)
that's who i see too
carriehunt 3rd-May-2009 05:46 pm (UTC)
jennifer grey, circa ferris bueller
kyoto19 3rd-May-2009 01:45 pm (UTC)
omg LOL especially @

Kara Dioguardi
Shawn Johnson
Dev Patel
Amanda Bynes
Jordin Sparks (!!!!)
Michelle Obama
Christina Applegate
Amy Poehler

None of them are even remotely attractive nevermind beautiful. hahaha. IRL I doubt any of them could even get laid. Oh and Chelsea Handler too, but she's amazing so I'm not gonna hate.
eponine84 3rd-May-2009 01:50 pm (UTC)
Aw, I think Dev and Amanda are cuties, but apparently I'm the only one who thinks so. :/
kyoto19 3rd-May-2009 01:52 pm (UTC)
"cuties" doesn't equate to beautiful. Its what you call people that have nice personalities!
keilimepie 3rd-May-2009 05:09 pm (UTC)
No, I think Dev and Amanda are cute too. :)
mellieebelliee 3rd-May-2009 05:17 pm (UTC)
I think Dev is cute but not "beautiful." Amanda... idk, maybe if she annoyed me less I could find her attractive.
jasonbeast 3rd-May-2009 06:22 pm (UTC)
Nah, I like Amanda too.
boyracer1211 3rd-May-2009 01:52 pm (UTC)
You think Michelle Obama is ugly? They don't come any fiercer than her.
pinkcelebrities 3rd-May-2009 02:03 pm (UTC)
Jordin Sparks has a gorgeous face, IMO. And I think Amy Poehler is super pretty as well.

Michelle Obama is really cute too. Miley Cyrus and whatever Jonas that is need to GTFO they are disgusting.
gun_music 3rd-May-2009 02:57 pm (UTC)
Your standards are too high. You've probably never been laid.
hositdown89 3rd-May-2009 03:03 pm (UTC)
Michelle, Jordin, Ciara and Christina are good looking women.
hositdown89 3rd-May-2009 03:04 pm (UTC)
And "ugly" people get laid too. Just because somebody is willing to stick his dick in you doesn't mean YOU are attractive. Women need to gtfo with that.
colossusx 3rd-May-2009 03:34 pm (UTC)
hahahaha @ this comment. really?
lorelei_7 3rd-May-2009 03:43 pm (UTC)
agreed they're all hideous. Especially Dev Patel, ughhhh :(
supervixen06 3rd-May-2009 03:44 pm (UTC)
I think Ciara is gorgeous, I've never heard anyone say that she wasn't pretty.
edgeofwhatever 3rd-May-2009 03:50 pm (UTC)
I'd bang Kara like a screen door in a hurricane, so.

greyfilm 3rd-May-2009 04:10 pm (UTC)
Amy Poehler gets laid by Will Arnett.
pink_elephant89 3rd-May-2009 04:18 pm (UTC)
Jordin Sparks and Christina Applegate are both really pretty
tucker 3rd-May-2009 05:12 pm (UTC)
I agree

Dev Patel is hideous, as is Shawn Johnson
mollywobbles867 3rd-May-2009 07:42 pm (UTC)
Um...excuse you?

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treradical 3rd-May-2009 09:29 pm (UTC)
seriously? kara is beautiful & i doubt she has any problem getting laid.
alotta_fachina 3rd-May-2009 11:31 pm (UTC)
that's your opinion.
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