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Emma [info]davejohn
11:07 am - 04/27/2009

Freckles and Bones

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures are Not Terrible



Given how she's been looking lately, you'd expect these Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures to melt your eyes out of your head, or otherwise turn you to stone. But that won't happen. In fact, Lindsay looks half-way, okay, more like quarter-way decent. It's the boobs that save her, really, since everything else is pretty much a write-off. But I've got to say, for a 40-year-old, anorexic, coke head, Lindsay doesn't look terrible.





"Not terrible???" Boobage or not...her twig-like arms make her look skinny...

SAUCE
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[info]buymeponies 27th-Apr-2009 11:04 am (UTC)
fake boobs.
[info]steeele 27th-Apr-2009 11:08 am (UTC)
I dunno.. They look like they have a pretty natural sag to them. Or she just had a really good surgeon I guess.
[info]somethinguseful 27th-Apr-2009 11:25 am (UTC)
I love Winston.
[info]roommates4eva 27th-Apr-2009 11:34 am (UTC)
With the amount of weight she's lost, her boobs shouldn't really have stayed the same size, unless they're fake.

Also, if they are fake, she's had them for years now, so a little sag would be normal (they're not entirely immune to gravity).
[info]juliemulie23 27th-Apr-2009 01:01 pm (UTC)
That skinny, the boobs would be gone. It's almost impossible to lose thatt much and them stay the same size.
[info]chung_____chung 27th-Apr-2009 03:19 pm (UTC)
fake boobs aren't immune to sag
[info]avaadore0 27th-Apr-2009 05:42 pm (UTC)
real.
[info]calimoonchild 27th-Apr-2009 02:10 pm (UTC)
ITA. Completely fake.
[info]zerogravity2001 27th-Apr-2009 02:31 pm (UTC)
they are fake. these idiots don't know what they're talking about.
[info]wootles 27th-Apr-2009 03:00 pm (UTC)
*amazing* fake boobs.
[info]sushisweetie 27th-Apr-2009 04:47 pm (UTC)
I was coming to ask that.
[info]ellie_andrews 27th-Apr-2009 05:34 pm (UTC)
aw @ your icon! Fred didn't want to get dust in his hair! :)
[info]missdottiejean 27th-Apr-2009 09:03 pm (UTC)
I wouldn't know. lmao
[info]octopus_theater 27th-Apr-2009 10:52 pm (UTC)
My question is... When did she haev TIME to get them done? The paps are ALWAYS following her, like everyday. Don't you think it would be a breaking story if she just happened to be coming out of a major surgery, wasn't spotted for a few months, or had scars/bandages/ANYTHING from a major surgery weeks prior?
[info]trinigren 27th-Apr-2009 11:04 am (UTC)
Phoebe Price would be proud. All she needs now is a copy of Us Weekly to pose with.
[info]sometimes_mbv 27th-Apr-2009 11:48 am (UTC)
give her a little more time
[info]prisonero 27th-Apr-2009 11:04 am (UTC)
OMG what happened to her cute little white girl's ass?!? Where did it go?!??
[info]plugmebaby serious question — 27th-Apr-2009 01:26 pm (UTC)
is it normal for butts to have that little nook under there? :/ j/w
[info]prisonero Re: serious question — 27th-Apr-2009 02:11 pm (UTC)
LOL I'm sure some would say it is, yes. ;)
[info]jealousmuch Re: serious question — 27th-Apr-2009 02:13 pm (UTC)
serious question...

what is a nook?
[info]subj_to_debate Re: serious question — 27th-Apr-2009 03:03 pm (UTC)
some yes, some no. i don't have one. when my butt was bigger i sort of did.
[info]disclosure Re: serious question — 27th-Apr-2009 03:53 pm (UTC)
it's completely normal for some people's butts... i think the thing is that hers usually does not have one
[info]honeydukes7 Re: serious question — 27th-Apr-2009 08:44 pm (UTC)
thats where she hides her coke
[info]grammaire 27th-Apr-2009 11:05 am (UTC)
Werk dem bonez, Lindsay.
[info]setsurenka 27th-Apr-2009 11:05 am (UTC)
wtf 40
[info]herocksdude IS THAT ALI? — 27th-Apr-2009 11:06 am (UTC)
[info]prisonero Re: IS THAT ALI? — 27th-Apr-2009 11:06 am (UTC)
Looks like her.
[info]grammaire Re: IS THAT ALI? — 27th-Apr-2009 11:09 am (UTC)
Yes
[info]kyoto19 Re: IS THAT ALI? — 27th-Apr-2009 11:44 am (UTC)
Obvs

I think she's gonna turn out to be pretty hot
[info]wasster Re: IS THAT ALI? — 27th-Apr-2009 11:50 am (UTC)
this is strange. they both look borderline their age :/
[info]senor_coconut_1 Re: IS THAT ALI? — 27th-Apr-2009 12:27 pm (UTC)
I don't know...that bag says something about reading and I don't think either Lohan can read.
[info]juliemulie23 Re: IS THAT ALI? — 27th-Apr-2009 02:21 pm (UTC)
Love her hair.
[info]buffy_usa Re: IS THAT ALI? — 27th-Apr-2009 06:45 pm (UTC)
ali looks like a fat 40 yr old cow next to lilo's anorexic 40 yr old cokehead body
[info]smirk_dog Re: IS THAT ALI? — 27th-Apr-2009 11:20 pm (UTC)
i think so. :/
[info]wingkeeea 27th-Apr-2009 11:07 am (UTC)
i don't mind she's pale and skinny but wtf at her boobs
[info]prisonero 27th-Apr-2009 11:08 am (UTC)
What's wrong w/ her boobs?? It's her ass that's no longer there!
[info]wingkeeea 27th-Apr-2009 11:14 am (UTC)
she failed the pencil test bb
sorry my pet peeve
[info]sjc_jackson 27th-Apr-2009 06:49 pm (UTC)
if by pale you mean orange & splotchy, then yes...she certainly is "pale"
[info]chana 27th-Apr-2009 11:08 am (UTC)
lol that's weird it's ruched at the buttcrack area
[info]prisonero 27th-Apr-2009 11:19 am (UTC)
LOL I know, right? WTF is that shit??
[info]mytienn 27th-Apr-2009 01:28 pm (UTC)
OMFG it's a lulifama and I've been DYING to get this suit. The bottom looks way hella cuter on this model than Lindsay.

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[info]ozqueen 27th-Apr-2009 11:08 am (UTC)
She doesn't look awful, but she doesn't look good either... :S I'm not sure what the word is...
[info]isitirony 27th-Apr-2009 02:23 pm (UTC)
I believe it's "meh".
[info]honeydukes7 27th-Apr-2009 08:49 pm (UTC)
uck
[info]ex_jughoood 27th-Apr-2009 11:09 am (UTC)
omg she looks okay

why is she suntanning there with the paps just watching her though? i would be so uncomfortable

also, remember when she got skinny and her boobs went away



i love how thats become like an iconic shot
[info]prisonero 27th-Apr-2009 11:20 am (UTC)
OMG the coke must have been so good at that time!
[info]kyoto19 27th-Apr-2009 11:45 am (UTC)
Nah, she still had the same tits. That's just a bad angle.
[info]mal_doror 27th-Apr-2009 01:57 pm (UTC)
i love how thats become like an iconic shot

ikr ~young hollywood at its worst.
[info]onlvinsdns 27th-Apr-2009 01:58 pm (UTC)
she's thinner now than in that pic

she's on the meth€
[info]disclosure 27th-Apr-2009 03:55 pm (UTC)
"why is she suntanning there with the paps just watching her though?"

i would say because she needs an obscene about of attention
[info]katina921 27th-Apr-2009 04:06 pm (UTC)
Fuck these girls were definitely catalysts of the current super skinny thing.
If you watch "Mean Girls" You're like....all of these girls are 20 lbs lighter than in this movie.
[info]ameliorant 27th-Apr-2009 04:10 pm (UTC)
"why is she suntanning there with the paps just watching her though?"

ikr! you are an incredibly famous girl who still must have some money left.. you don't have a private area to tan in? or at least know someone who does?

i really like lindsay and am totally rooting for her, but it makess me so sad that she is SO desperate for attention AND so obvious about her desperation.
[info]simplychristina 27th-Apr-2009 05:44 pm (UTC)
Her face still looked nice and not tightened/drawn out by meth.
[info]up_and_away1252 27th-Apr-2009 06:29 pm (UTC)
lol @ everybody here thinking Lindsay did/does meth.
Bitch is too damn rich to be doing that shit.
[info]buffy_usa 27th-Apr-2009 06:47 pm (UTC)
got damn she and nicole look like shitty shitola

lindsay should NEVER have bleached blonde hair and she looks deathly skinny
[info]memento 27th-Apr-2009 11:09 am (UTC)
Wow her butt pretty much disappeared. And yeah...not even her normal hair colour can save how bad she looks health-wise.
[info]ex_jughoood 27th-Apr-2009 11:11 am (UTC)
omg memento
[info]memento 27th-Apr-2009 11:14 am (UTC)
lol! i enjoy my username too.
[info]teddyism 27th-Apr-2009 11:10 am (UTC)
Her arms still look pretty anorexic, but her legs don't look quite as bad as they seemed on Ellen.
[info]katina921 27th-Apr-2009 04:06 pm (UTC)
Her legs on Ellen were so fucking scary. I was like "MOM LOOK! LOOK AT HER LEG WHEN HER DRESS MOVES!"
[info]mrmidwest 27th-Apr-2009 11:10 am (UTC)
"Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures are Not Terrible"

Enabler!
[info]bebe_cherie 27th-Apr-2009 04:23 pm (UTC)
lmao
[info]flamingo_killer 27th-Apr-2009 11:11 am (UTC)
BUY A SWIMSUIT BOTTOM THAT COVERS MORE OF YOUR ASS. Come on. If you have to pick a wedgie every 15 seconds, your swimsuit is not the right size.
[info]prisonero 27th-Apr-2009 11:21 am (UTC)
It probably fit her a month ago. Now that she's not eating again, her ass has disappeared!
[info]deranged_queen 27th-Apr-2009 11:41 am (UTC)
Now that she's not eating, her body's trying to eat whatever it can!
[info]katina921 27th-Apr-2009 04:07 pm (UTC)
She's been wasting away for A LOT longer than a month.
[info]subj_to_debate 27th-Apr-2009 03:05 pm (UTC)
it's hard to find fitting bottoms for little butts :/
[info]bluetaylor 27th-Apr-2009 05:27 pm (UTC)
lmao mte. every other picture she's got her fingers in her ass!
[info]webofglass 27th-Apr-2009 11:12 am (UTC)
All I know is that Karen Walker's voice just popped in my head looking at these.

"Honey. What is this what is going on here what are you doing..."
[info]skyllo01 27th-Apr-2009 12:29 pm (UTC)
i can hear her saying this. lol
[info]milyg 27th-Apr-2009 12:54 pm (UTC)
EL OH EL your icon
[info]silken_floss 27th-Apr-2009 01:04 pm (UTC)
Awww.. poor bunny! Just give him the damn carrot already!
[info]lelooshka 27th-Apr-2009 04:52 pm (UTC)
lol I totally heard the voice in my head
[info]regencyg 27th-Apr-2009 09:09 pm (UTC)
This, so much!

That woman needs a martini and an intervention.
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