4:14 pm - 04/15/2009

Well, the paps got some upskirt pics
Jessica Simpson was leaving Eva Longoria's restaurant, Beso, the other night, and apparently a photographer was miniaturized in a secret government experiment so he could fly under her dress and take pictures of her bare ass. Or maybe, she kinda knew he was there. To be honest, she needs something to make people talk about her. She can't sing, she can't act, and everything she touches turns into a dog trapped in a hot car. At this point, the only way she could get to the top of the charts again is if Billboard started a Hot BMI 100.





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Remember this night when Jessica and family went to Beso? - NSFW

Well, the paps got some upskirt pics
Jessica Simpson was leaving Eva Longoria's restaurant, Beso, the other night, and apparently a photographer was miniaturized in a secret government experiment so he could fly under her dress and take pictures of her bare ass. Or maybe, she kinda knew he was there. To be honest, she needs something to make people talk about her. She can't sing, she can't act, and everything she touches turns into a dog trapped in a hot car. At this point, the only way she could get to the top of the charts again is if Billboard started a Hot BMI 100.





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but i know if I was getting mobbed by paps I'd be concentrating on getting out of there & not my wardrobe choices :S but then again this is Jessica Simpson & she isn't one of the smart ones, or maybe she just REALLY needs some media attention, cause seriously what is she known for now other than being Tony Romo's gf & Ashlee Simpson's sister?
what has been seen cannot be unseen.
Stop. Just stop you fucking perverts. This is so deliberate. This shouldn't even be legal.
no pun intended, right!
and that dress is still tragic
But I lol'd