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4:14 pm - 04/15/2009

Remember this night when Jessica and family went to Beso? - NSFW


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Well, the paps got some upskirt pics

Jessica Simpson was leaving Eva Longoria's restaurant, Beso, the other night, and apparently a photographer was miniaturized in a secret government experiment so he could fly under her dress and take pictures of her bare ass. Or maybe, she kinda knew he was there. To be honest, she needs something to make people talk about her. She can't sing, she can't act, and everything she touches turns into a dog trapped in a hot car. At this point, the only way she could get to the top of the charts again is if Billboard started a Hot BMI 100.

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[info]mattchew03 15th-Apr-2009 08:33 pm (UTC)
Upskirt shots are so fucking creepy.
[info]______tequila__ 15th-Apr-2009 09:05 pm (UTC)
I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THEY GET THE CAMERA RIGHT THERE DO THEY HAVE IT ON A CANE OR SOMETHING
[info]toutdoucement 15th-Apr-2009 09:22 pm (UTC)
I remember they used to sell canes with mirrors on the bottom at my local novelty store.
[info]lesmile 16th-Apr-2009 01:25 am (UTC)
I think maybe their cams are just super high tech?

but i know if I was getting mobbed by paps I'd be concentrating on getting out of there & not my wardrobe choices :S but then again this is Jessica Simpson & she isn't one of the smart ones, or maybe she just REALLY needs some media attention, cause seriously what is she known for now other than being Tony Romo's gf & Ashlee Simpson's sister?
[info]ellelelle 16th-Apr-2009 08:05 pm (UTC)
I AGREE.

what has been seen cannot be unseen.
[info]smirk_dog 18th-Apr-2009 01:05 am (UTC)
Agreed.
[info]potatoboat 15th-Apr-2009 08:33 pm (UTC)
looks nice and clean
[info]drewy88 15th-Apr-2009 08:35 pm (UTC)
MTE
[info]thatshot 16th-Apr-2009 02:52 pm (UTC)
mte
[info]glamour_bombs_ 15th-Apr-2009 08:34 pm (UTC)
omg i gasped!!!!!!!! thats so terrible :(
[info]drewy88 15th-Apr-2009 08:35 pm (UTC)
MTE
[info]michechan 15th-Apr-2009 11:26 pm (UTC)
me too :|
[info]teddi 15th-Apr-2009 08:34 pm (UTC)
lol goddamn they're ALL up in her shit.
[info]kimahri 15th-Apr-2009 11:51 pm (UTC)
IKR!
[info]createconfusion 16th-Apr-2009 03:17 pm (UTC)
O HAY
[info]shanny_w 15th-Apr-2009 08:34 pm (UTC)
*rubs temple*

Stop. Just stop you fucking perverts. This is so deliberate. This shouldn't even be legal.
[info]ainjel 15th-Apr-2009 08:37 pm (UTC)
i was gonna say.... shoving a camera up someone's skirt and publishing pictures of their business on the net? isn't that illegal?
[info]shanny_w 15th-Apr-2009 08:38 pm (UTC)
I'm not sure if it is or not but it should be. It's a complete violation of ones space and privacy.
[info]chana 15th-Apr-2009 08:45 pm (UTC)
ia
[info]daninekintscher 15th-Apr-2009 08:52 pm (UTC)
I can't see how taking these pictures are any different than hiding a camera in a public toilet.
[info]gainingvelocity 15th-Apr-2009 09:07 pm (UTC)
I'm pretty sure it isn't. I've heard a lot of news stories of people going up skirts with camera phones/mirrors on their shoes.
[info]orangesunshine 15th-Apr-2009 09:08 pm (UTC)
ia.
[info]deerlike 15th-Apr-2009 09:09 pm (UTC)
iawtc :/
[info]aeryn 15th-Apr-2009 09:47 pm (UTC)
I know, this is fucked up. I don't know why I clicked, I guess I didn't expect something so....blatant.
[info]basketcasey15 15th-Apr-2009 10:04 pm (UTC)
I agree. It's bad enough that someone's there to take a picture every time Britney steps out of a car, sans undies, spreading her legs for all to see. This is downright perverse and invasive.
[info]luvlorn 16th-Apr-2009 02:14 am (UTC)
I think the worst part is she'd probably get sued if she kicked the hell out of whoever did it.
[info]unmellow_yellow 25th-Apr-2009 08:10 pm (UTC)
Agreed x10000
[info]virgo7598 15th-Apr-2009 08:34 pm (UTC)
OMG pap's are disgusting MOFOs
[info]roxi9 15th-Apr-2009 08:51 pm (UTC)
IA. They're disgusting.
[info]xifour 16th-Apr-2009 11:22 am (UTC)
lol paps.

no pun intended, right!
[info]britbritspears 19th-Apr-2009 05:45 am (UTC)
yep
[info]rakugaking 15th-Apr-2009 08:34 pm (UTC)
Stay classy, paps.
[info]songbirdapostle 15th-Apr-2009 08:45 pm (UTC)
ICON LOVE
[info]rakugaking 15th-Apr-2009 10:24 pm (UTC)
thank you! i love your red delicious icon
[info]luindilwen 15th-Apr-2009 09:07 pm (UTC)
icon love.
[info]pikapika217 15th-Apr-2009 10:54 pm (UTC)
I've never seen this icon! really cute
[info]outsideleft 15th-Apr-2009 08:34 pm (UTC)
i like.
[info]amarettosours 15th-Apr-2009 08:34 pm (UTC)
Creepers, all of them.
[info]actxappalledx 15th-Apr-2009 08:34 pm (UTC)
.. why did I click?

and that dress is still tragic
[info]not_pennys_boat 15th-Apr-2009 08:59 pm (UTC)
This.
[info]dumbxblonde07 15th-Apr-2009 09:37 pm (UTC)
agreed
[info]mechuparmucho 15th-Apr-2009 08:35 pm (UTC)
lmao
[info]temptationwins 15th-Apr-2009 08:35 pm (UTC)
That is so terrible!

But I lol'd
[info]buttertooth 15th-Apr-2009 09:06 pm (UTC)
about the moon-a and the june-a and the spring-a
[info]megasourwarhead 15th-Apr-2009 09:07 pm (UTC)
lol do you get that ^ reply everytime you make a comment?
[info]astrophelle 16th-Apr-2009 08:25 pm (UTC)
OWL JOLSON, HOLLA.
[info]superhyphy 15th-Apr-2009 08:35 pm (UTC)
that is not nice
[info]numbereleven 15th-Apr-2009 08:35 pm (UTC)
HOW IS THIS LEGAL? Holy shit. What fucking perverts.
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