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2:06 am - 04/05/2009

*insert witty where-are-they-now-wrestling comment*

Where Are The Wrestlers of our Youth?
contributed by rtcrooks April 3, 2009 at 3:12pm

The 25th anniversary of Wrestlemania is this weekend. And so we thought it fitting a time to do a brief restrospective of the sport/show that we are now embarassed of having been fans of, when we were young. Have you ever wondered where the wrestlers of our youth were, or what happens to famous wrestlers after they start to get up there in years? The following are thirteen examples of what some of them are up to these days.







“The Million Dollar Man” Ted Dibiase
Growing up, Ted Dibiase lived the drama of wrestling in and outside of the ring. Ted’s dad “Iron Mike” Dibiase was a professional wrestler who tragically died in the ring when Ted was 15. Dibiase eventually followed in his footsteps to become one of the most popular wrestling stars of the 80’s. His involvement and fame in wrestling faded in the 90’s, and WCW eventually let his contract expire in 1999. After his forced retirement from wrestling, Dibiase became the national spokesman for the Sunshine Foundation, which grants the wishes of terminally ill kids. More recently, Dibiase started a Christian-speaking ministry – Heart of David - that primarily focuses on youth and men of all ages.



“Diamond” Dallas Page
Known for his signature “Diamond Cutter” move, and being part of several tag team championships, “Diamond” Dallas Page was heralded as one of the hardest working wrestlers in the 1990’s. Today, you can find Page staring in low budget films, and using his celebrity status in a new career as a motivational speaker and yoga guru. In 2005 Page published a book and DVD called “Yoga For Regular Guys: The Best Damn Workout on the Planet."(LOL)




“Macho Man” Randy Savage
For non-wrestling fans, Randy Savage is the spokesperson for Slim Jim beef sticks. For those fortunate enough to see him wrestle in the 80’s and 90’s, he is a legend. Known for always fighting to protect his manager and real-life wife Miss Elizabeth, “Macho man” became a chivalrous hero to both boys and girls. After finally retiring from wrestling due to health concerns in the early 00’s, “Macho Man” released a hip-hop record in 2003, and made a cameo appearance in Spiderman. He continues to lend his vocal talents to animated series such as 'Family Guy' and 'King of the Hill'.




"Ravishing" Rick Rude
As a character fans loved to hate, Ravishing Rick Rude was known for his arrogance and disrespect for Jake “The Snake” Robert’s real-life wife Cheryl. In one of the most memorable WWF TV moments ever, Rude came into the ring with a picture of Cheryl stenciled on the front of his tights. A furious Roberts charged the ring and stripped Rude naked in front of the whole world. Throughout the 90’s Rude was not under contract with wrestling anymore, but would make cameo’s here and there to earn extra cash. Unfortunately by late 1999, Rude was found dead of heart failure. The autopsy showed he died of an overdose of mixed medications. At the time of his death, Rude was planning on opening a wrestling school in his hometown of Rome, Georgia.




Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart
Best known for his signature long goatee, and as Brett Hart’s teammate in “The Heart Foundation,” Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart experienced fame and fortune in the late 80’s and early 90’s. After retiring from the WWE in the late 90’s, Neidhart settled down with his family in Canada. Currently Neidhart is supporting his daughter to follow in his footsteps; Natalie Neidhart has signed a development contract with the WWE and is currently training to become a femail professional wrestler. Neidhart was quoted to say he wouldn’t shoot down the idea of a tag-team partnership with his daughter, because he is still able to bench 425 pounds and feels like he is in the best shape of his life.



Honky Tonk Man
For close to 10 years the Honky Tonk Man was one of the most hated villains in the WWF, and one of the WWF’s biggest draws in the 80’s. Honky Tonk Man still remains the longest reigning Intercontinental Champion in WWE history, holding the title for more than 14 months while defeating challenger after challenger. HTM now resides in Phoenix with his family and wife of 22 years. He continues to travel and wrestle in exhibitions all over the world. Though this is the case, he says what brings him the most joy is being a stay at home dad with his kids.





Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake
As one of the most iconic wrestlers of the 1980’s, Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake helped the WWF sell out arenas all over the world. Then in 1990 tragedy struck when Brutus was involved in a near fatal parasailing accident. His closest friend, Hulk Hogan helped him through rehabilitation and Brutus made his triumphal return to wrestling in an emotional match in Wrestlemania IX. After several more years of prominence in the WWE, Brutus retired and moved back to his hometown in Massachusetts. Today he manages one of New England’s largest gyms, Planet Fitness, and enjoys the simple pleasures in life, like spending time with his wife and daughter.




Paul Bearer
Paul Bearer is probably the most recognizable manager the WWF/WWE has ever employed as well as the ”nails on a chalkboard” voice for the infamous Undertaker. After he left the WWE in 2002, his health deteriorated rapidly and his weight ballooned to over 525 pounds. In 2003 Bearer, was contacted by the WWE to return, but unfortunately he was unable to fulfill the physical activity the job required him to do. In order to get Bearer back, the WWE paid for gastric bypass surgery, after which he lost nearly 300 pounds. Today, Paul Bearer is the managing funeral director at his own funeral home in Mobile Alabama. There, he oversees all the operations within the crematory, cemetery and mausoleum. He also is an embalmer, and he offers grief counseling. He said he is proud to handle families from the time the person dies, until he puts them in the ground.
(how fuckin' ironic. lol.)



Jake “the Snake” Roberts
In the late 80’s, Jake “The Snake” Roberts was known for parading around the ring with his pet boa constrictor and using it as an embarrassing final blow on his defeated opponents. He left wrestling in 1992 only to return in 1996 when he was out of money. Roberts is still involved with professional wrestling today, in both teaching wrestling psychology or training young wrestlers. However, his long bout with alcoholism and drug abuse has caused him some troubles over the years. In December 2007, the WWE put him in rehab for his substance addictions and abuse. To this day he continues to be in and out of rehab.



Brett “The Hitman” Hart
From 1985 to 2000, Brett “The Hitman” Hart was a staple of professional wrestling. From his days as a tag team champion in “The Hart Foundation” to his seven world championships, “The Hitman” was beloved by millions of fans around the world. After retiring in 2000, Hart suffered a debilitating stroke that left his entire left side paralyzed. He has since recovered much of his mobility and is in good health. In fall 2007, Brett Hart published his brutally honest autobiography to much fanfare. The book was titled, Hitman: My Real Life in the Cartoon World of Wrestling, which went on to reach number one on the Globe Mail bestseller list.



Hulk Hogan
This twelve-time world champion is the wrestler best known for transforming the industry into a primetime sports entertainment spectacle for all ages. Most recently Terry “Hulk Hogan” Bollea is known for his VH1 celeb-reality show “Hogan Knows Best. ” He has since gone on to host the recently resurrected TV game show American Gladiators. Hogan is currently having constant run-ins with the paparazzi after his wife left him for his son’s friend - who is a teenager.
(OUCH.)



The Ultimate Warrior
The Ultimate Warrior is best known for his intense entrances and his animal like behavior in the ring. His most famous match was when he defeated Hulk Hogan in Wrestle Mania VI to become world champion. Though he became one of the biggest wrestling stars in the late 80’s and early 90’s, his constant feuding with WWF owner Vince McMahon caused his wrestling career to be inconsistent throughout the rest of the 90’s. In 1993, Jim Hellwig legally changed his name to Warrior in order to retain the legal rights to use the name outside of the WWF. To this day, his children carry the Warrior name as their legal surname. After retiring in 1999, Warrior became a conservative radio commentator and itinerate speaker.

i dunno about you, but this part shocks me.




</b>Hacksaw Jim Duggan</b>
Hacksaw Jim Dugan was best known for his patriotic entrances and his weapon of choice, the 2 x 4. Throughout the 1980’s he wrestled in the WWF, and became the first man to win the Royal Rumble. In the mid 1990’s Duggan left wrestling and had a very public battle with kidney cancer. He made a triumphal return to the WWE and is still known to be wrestling though he is now in his late 50’s.

Some of them actually have decent lives now, that's cool.
If i wasn't so sleepy, i'd embed a vid for each person here so that you'd have a clue, but i give up, i'm off to bed. oh and i double one of the comments a while ago, we need more porn posts here. haha. First Pirates, then Star Trek ? i'm sure if they had the budget, they'd do HEROES (i mean, there's already SASHA GREY's ANATOMY ... right?) gnyt!

Here's one just for the lulz.




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[info]gaudy_night 5th-Apr-2009 12:42 pm (UTC)
i had a very unhealthy obsession with the million dollar man's tag team partner, some guy who wrestled in a suit and tie
A FREaKING SUIT AND TIE
[info]bagelofdeath 5th-Apr-2009 12:45 pm (UTC)
I never watched wrestling, but I like this.
[info]gaudy_night 5th-Apr-2009 12:51 pm (UTC)
damn, i thought he was hot
what was i thinking







Edited at 2009-04-05 12:52 pm (UTC)
[info]hey_mayonegg 5th-Apr-2009 01:07 pm (UTC)
Mankind?
[info]karebear82 5th-Apr-2009 01:49 pm (UTC)
IRS!
[info]evilgmbethy 5th-Apr-2009 03:32 pm (UTC)
LOLOLO YOU HAD A CRUSH ON IRS???? Did it get you excited when he called everyone tax cheats?
[info]yesdrizella 5th-Apr-2009 06:01 pm (UTC)
IRS!!! Don't worry, bb, I had a crush on Mike Rotundo, too.
[info]mf_er 5th-Apr-2009 06:21 pm (UTC)
omg are you thinking of THE IRS? luved him too and used to even have an action figure of him. YOU WILL PAY YOUR TAXES!!!!!...lmao
[info]relicz IRS Irwin R Schyster?5th-Apr-2009 08:12 pm (UTC)
He was a hell of a wrestler there ws a one legged wrestler who was in the wwe for a while who had a lj here who ended up dating his daughter at one point.
[info]jeru02 5th-Apr-2009 08:59 pm (UTC)
Was that the IRS guy?
He was SEXY
[info]babydiego 5th-Apr-2009 12:42 pm (UTC)
i enjoy this post!

randy savage FTW

OOOOOOOOOOH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH
[info]babydiego 5th-Apr-2009 12:44 pm (UTC)


[info]drkcherry 5th-Apr-2009 04:27 pm (UTC)
I have only been to one professional wrestling match. I was dating my husband at the time and he was seriously into it, so I bought him tickets.

We saw the Ultimate Warrior stuff Bobby Heenan (sp) into a weasel suit. It was great.
[info]skyllo01 5th-Apr-2009 12:45 pm (UTC)
omg childhood... used to watch million dollar man in action
and i had a crush on the 123 kid.
[info]gaudy_night 5th-Apr-2009 12:47 pm (UTC)
i HATED the 123 kid
[info]everythingonit 5th-Apr-2009 02:17 pm (UTC)
Yeah he used to be such a sweet kid who got his ass whooped and then he turned into X-pac and was beating up China. D;
[info]evilgmbethy 5th-Apr-2009 03:33 pm (UTC)
me too, and I hated him as X-Pac, too.
[info]peacefulscream 5th-Apr-2009 12:48 pm (UTC)
ugh. chyna ruined the experience of seeing x-pac naked for me.
[info]bfscollegegirl 5th-Apr-2009 11:54 pm (UTC)
DUDE. You do not KNOW the sleezy shit I would have done to that man when I was growing up.
[info]babydiego 5th-Apr-2009 12:47 pm (UTC)
[info]venus_boy_love 5th-Apr-2009 05:01 pm (UTC)
is that the black machismo?
[info]babydiego 5th-Apr-2009 05:17 pm (UTC)
yep hehe
[info]wantyourhex 5th-Apr-2009 12:48 pm (UTC)
My douchebag cousin used to love wrestling and everytime I'd go to his house, he'd have his little wrestling "acting figures" out playing with them as he watched the VHS tapes. He'd get pissed off when I'd make fun of him for playing with dolls. To this day, I keep my distance from people who like wrestling because of that.
[info]speak_up_stfu 5th-Apr-2009 01:47 pm (UTC)
A good few years ago I went to a friends house who I hadn't seen in ages (he had lupus and was off school). He said to me "Hey, wanna go upstairs and play wrestling?" and I was like...sure! Thinking he meant on a Playstation or something.
He then showed me a miniature wrestling ring and action figures and asked who I wanted to be.
I don't speak to him any more.
[info]evilgmbethy 5th-Apr-2009 03:34 pm (UTC)
99% of wrestling fans are completely retarded, and I know, because I've been a wrestling fan all my life. They're like Tori Amos fans, or Radiohead fans, in that the horribadness of their fans gives the non-lame ones very bad names.
[info]hopefulxone 5th-Apr-2009 04:19 pm (UTC)
I have a douchebag cousin who loves wrestling too. Whenever he's spend the weekend with my other cousin and I at my grandparents' house, he'd throw a literal fit if we didn't let him watch wrestling or play with those action figures.
[info]shasta_beast 5th-Apr-2009 12:50 pm (UTC)
I fell asleep before the HOF could air last night on TV(which I missed Steamboat getting inducted, I HATE MYSELF), but I watched the first part online and OMG Koko B Ware is precious, as are the Funks and Kevin Von Erich.

I'm actually really excited for Wrestlemania today.
[info]mardiness 5th-Apr-2009 12:54 pm (UTC)
Hook us up with a stream. ;)
[info]shasta_beast 5th-Apr-2009 12:57 pm (UTC)
Gurl~, you know I would, but I'm gonna have to get one of those shitty quality streams from geocities sites like every other broke ass hale teen.

Still, it's Mania. I can never not be excited.
[info]skyllo01 5th-Apr-2009 12:50 pm (UTC)
and omg razor ramon, yokozuna, the undertaker... i am amazed that i can still remember their names. ive ~turned my back on wrestling when i got older.
[info]problematique 5th-Apr-2009 01:30 pm (UTC)
Yokozuna is dead. :(
[info]skyllo01 5th-Apr-2009 01:34 pm (UTC)
OH... rip. :'(
[info]karebear82 5th-Apr-2009 01:50 pm (UTC)
The Undertaker is still wrestling!
[info]canwedoitagn 5th-Apr-2009 02:51 pm (UTC)
tugboat, earthquake, the nasty boys, and coco beware are the some of the wrestlers i remember. i did enjoy yokozuna's thong and his sitting on the face of his opponent.
[info]evilgmbethy 5th-Apr-2009 03:51 pm (UTC)
Razor Ramon has gone on to be a drunk and an addict with a fucked up life, sadly. And yeah, as someone else said, Yoko's dead.
[info]lameasslivi 5th-Apr-2009 12:51 pm (UTC)
dudes in underwear touching each other.......not even cute dudes
[info]clazzi 5th-Apr-2009 12:57 pm (UTC)
this is a very homoerotic sport XD
[info]hiddenstaircase 5th-Apr-2009 12:51 pm (UTC)
Did Lindsay and Sam break up and I missed it? There's something on d-listed about Lindsay being barred from an event Sam was at, but I don't consider it true unless it's posted on ONTD.

Sorry for the seriously OT but Lindsay was once photographed with wrestlers wasn't she? Yeah idk, I tried.
[info]mardiness 5th-Apr-2009 12:53 pm (UTC)
Gets your heart up pumping, gets the party jumping
HE'S THE MACHO MAN

Everybody saying, he's really quite amazing
HE'S THE MACHO MAN!
[info]poison20 5th-Apr-2009 12:54 pm (UTC)
All I care about for this Wrestlemania is

HHH vs Orton

holy fucking shit that is going to be some epic shit right there.
[info]pmsuperstar84 5th-Apr-2009 04:10 pm (UTC)
I kind of find Randy to be delicious and his eyes are such are so stunning in person.. too back he was kind of douchey, hes still hot.
[info]venus_boy_love 5th-Apr-2009 05:05 pm (UTC)
Randy's creepy stares make me think he is so kind of serial killer.
[info]chasethesiness 5th-Apr-2009 08:14 pm (UTC)
IA.
that match is gonna be amazing.
[info]clazzi 5th-Apr-2009 12:56 pm (UTC)
lol my brother would enjoy this post so much...lol....all of them looks tacky XD
[info]fuskeez 5th-Apr-2009 12:57 pm (UTC)
You forgot the best. wrestler. ever.



[info]shasta_beast 5th-Apr-2009 12:58 pm (UTC)
ikr.

[info]karebear82 5th-Apr-2009 01:51 pm (UTC)
haha, I was just thinking to myself "Lets get hyper, here comes the piper" and BAM theres his picture!
[info]evilgmbethy 5th-Apr-2009 03:35 pm (UTC)
lol he does stand-up comedy now.
[info]honey_child 5th-Apr-2009 03:40 pm (UTC)
I met him two years ago and he was so awesome!
[info]theda 5th-Apr-2009 04:54 pm (UTC)
Absolutely!!!
[info]bonitaquetal 5th-Apr-2009 06:16 pm (UTC)
I saw him come back a few weeks ago. My friend made me watch it with him one night. He looks the same. lol
[info]zinaya 5th-Apr-2009 06:57 pm (UTC)
I loved him so much. A guy! In a kilt! Wrestling!

It was awesome when I was 7, ok? :p
[info]seishin 5th-Apr-2009 07:45 pm (UTC)
Rowdy Rowdy Piper for the EPIC win. :D
[info]skyllo01 6th-Apr-2009 04:10 am (UTC)
now i think i remember him. does he play a bagpipe on stage or something?
[info]meerkat_mayhem 5th-Apr-2009 01:05 pm (UTC)
[info]skyllo01 5th-Apr-2009 01:06 pm (UTC)
ouch
[info]drkcherry 5th-Apr-2009 04:29 pm (UTC)
oh snap...mat burn
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