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Krayden [info]nandayarou
8:46 pm - 03/23/2009

Brad sleeps with the nanny and Angie kicks the crap out of him


Ohh man. So. I just thought this was too funny not to share.

Me and my friends, after school and on our way to the bus stop, alway pass by this newsstand to buy some snacks (Ok, not true... Usually Amanda buys them and I make puppy dog faces for her to buy me something too). Today, I convinced my mom to come pick me up so that I didn't need to take the bus.

So I was happily eating some random candy Amanda gave me and waiting in front of the newsstand and started getting bored. I turned around to look if anything remotely interesting had arrived. Nothing.
I didn't even bother reading the covers of those silly magazines about the soap shows, but after a while I did. And this is what I find.

The cover reads basically "Rumour or truth? - Brad Pitt gets caught with the nanny and Angelina Jolie beats him". Bigger pic for w/e reason.

The magazine is one of the silliest things I've ever seen, called "Guia da TeVê", which I just realized translates as "TV Guide" lmao - it costs like, $0.85 dollars, and it was yesterday's edition (I think).
I went inside after taking a pic of the cover (laughing so much I think the lady thought I was crazy) and tried taking a look at the article, but the lady scolded me for trying to read the magazine without buying it. But I did see there weren't any pictures of a bruised Brad or anything like that. Bummer. :/

It was either buying that thing or staying happy and saving a huge ammount of money, so I of course chose the money. I mean, the happiness.

Source: Me, my phone camera, and the newstand a block away from my school. Ooh I already feel ashamed for posting this. /headdesk

(There were also several pics of Jesus Luz dancing at a club with some girl in another magazine, btw. Man that woman looks ugly as hell imo.)
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[info]ilouboutin 24th-Mar-2009 12:01 am (UTC)
isn't this, like, super old?
[info]nandayarou 24th-Mar-2009 12:01 am (UTC)
idk, I checked several pages back about Brad and Angelina and didn't find anything.
[info]ilouboutin 24th-Mar-2009 12:02 am (UTC)
no, i meant the news ...
[info]ineslopes 24th-Mar-2009 01:09 am (UTC)
it is :)
[info]shoot_the_star this is crap — 24th-Mar-2009 12:01 am (UTC)
theirs like 50 interviews where brad and angelina say the DON'T have nannies for their children.
[info]hussel Re: this is crap — 24th-Mar-2009 12:02 am (UTC)
that's crap. no way they can take care of 6 kids with the lives they lead without nannies.
[info]ilouboutin Re: this is crap — 24th-Mar-2009 12:03 am (UTC)
no true. maybe not an official nanny ... assistants and stuff like that probably help out.
[info]diamondpussy Re: this is crap — 24th-Mar-2009 12:24 am (UTC)
i love your icon
[info]tammyinlalaland Re: this is crap — 24th-Mar-2009 12:54 am (UTC)
this
[info]nandayarou Re: this is crap — 24th-Mar-2009 12:02 am (UTC)
Of course it's crap, that's why it's so hilarious.
[info]mindofthebeheld Re: this is crap — 24th-Mar-2009 12:03 am (UTC)
What? They have like a gazillion kids and they work tons. Them not having nannies is the real crap.
[info]lil_creamsoda Re: this is crap — 24th-Mar-2009 12:08 am (UTC)
the only nanny I know of is Brad's mom.

unless...
[info]numb_crystal Re: this is crap — 24th-Mar-2009 12:13 am (UTC)
lol yeah fucking right
[info]faithgirl16 Re: this is crap — 24th-Mar-2009 12:37 am (UTC)
Are you kidding me? They have a nanny for every single freaking kid. They are not magical saint-like parents, you know.
[info]anterrabre Re: this is crap — 24th-Mar-2009 12:46 am (UTC)
They're lying, it's a known fact they have an army of nannies that help.
[info]swsa Re: this is crap — 24th-Mar-2009 12:50 am (UTC)
They've said over and over again that they DO have nannies. I remember because Angelina was all, "One of them does arts and crafts with them, and one of them speaks french" or something like that.
[info]andisprohi They're skating by on a technicality. What they probably — 24th-Mar-2009 12:53 am (UTC)
do, like other stars, is tell the media "We don't have nannies. We're hands on." And when someone calls them out on it, they respond with "Okay, we have babysitters. A day babysitter and a night babysitter. But they're not nannies!"
[info]tammyinlalaland Re: this is crap — 24th-Mar-2009 12:57 am (UTC)
The Scoop
msnbc.com

What does it take to keep the Jolie-Pitt household running smoothly? A fleet of cars and a half-dozen nannies, for starters.

“We’ve provided them with more than 20 Volkswagens while they’re here in Berlin,” Mya Walters, a public-relations manager for the car company, told Life & Style magazine.

The magazine reports that the Pitt-Jolie Berlin digs also have a dinner table that seats 16 — that’s just a couple extra seats when you factor in their own family of eight and the six nannies the couple sometimes requires.

During their recent trip to New Orleans, the magazine reports that they tried to make do with four nannies, but needed to fly in an additional two to combat the chaos.

Don’t judge: it’s all for the sake of the family. Family friend Wyclef Jean said, “They make plenty of time for the kids, they’re great parents.”
[info]cherie_b Re: this is crap — 24th-Mar-2009 01:00 am (UTC)
There's plenty of interviews where they admit that they have help. In one of them, they even said they hired a part-time live-in nanny after the twins were born.
[info]russiawithlover Re: this is crap — 24th-Mar-2009 01:04 am (UTC)
their=/=there=/=they're
[info]mangosmuggler LIE — 25th-Mar-2009 03:37 am (UTC)
when they were in London at the BAFTAs, their kids were "running amok in a hotel"
[info]earmuffitforme 24th-Mar-2009 12:01 am (UTC)
i miss jennifer. )':
[info]tribulation 24th-Mar-2009 12:01 am (UTC)
What is this post?
[info]rara8777 24th-Mar-2009 12:03 am (UTC)
lmao ikr.
[info]noircat2345 24th-Mar-2009 12:30 am (UTC)
LOL
[info]nandayarou 24th-Mar-2009 12:04 am (UTC)
A rly, rly, intereting one, can't you tell? </3
[info]celtic_thistle 24th-Mar-2009 12:50 am (UTC)
mte, wut
[info]russiawithlover 24th-Mar-2009 01:07 am (UTC)
Basically, it's a Spanish-language version of TV guide which had the fail-tastic headline that in a nutshell says, "Angelina catches Brad with the nanny and beats his ass."
[info]drop_and_roll 24th-Mar-2009 09:21 pm (UTC)
Don't you care about Amanda? And the snacks???
[info]bubblingsyntax 24th-Mar-2009 12:02 am (UTC)
Nice try.

Next!
[info]yaywhitepeople 24th-Mar-2009 12:03 am (UTC)
good post
[info]mindofthebeheld 24th-Mar-2009 12:04 am (UTC)
Hahaha, this is hilarious. I love how intense they both look.
I would totally believe that she'd beat him up, though. Bitch looks insaaaane.
[info]mrflagg 24th-Mar-2009 12:04 am (UTC)
i'd pay for this to be true
[info]fukd_by_sugar 24th-Mar-2009 12:04 am (UTC)
Life & Style or Star already had this on their cover.
[info]fukd_by_sugar 24th-Mar-2009 12:14 am (UTC)
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[info]nandayarou 24th-Mar-2009 12:15 am (UTC)
Oh that's why I had the impression of seeing that already. :/

I searched for it and didn't find anything. Sorry bb.
[info]celtic_thistle 24th-Mar-2009 12:52 am (UTC)
lol @ the sequence of events
[info]obscurative 24th-Mar-2009 12:57 am (UTC)
omg i thought it said 'shoots the nanny' instead of 'boots the nanny' :|
[info]sarahsway 24th-Mar-2009 06:25 am (UTC)
lol I thought it said Brad in the nanny and went "WUT?"
[info]catalytically 24th-Mar-2009 12:05 am (UTC)
take it off
take it off
take it off
take it off
take it off
get naked get naked
get naked get naked get naked
i'm not ashamed of my beauty
[info]catalytically 24th-Mar-2009 12:06 am (UTC)
YOURS IS HOT
omg I don't have my Brad icon uploaded
[info]ecctv 24th-Mar-2009 12:09 am (UTC)
i like your icon browlow
[info]estasi 24th-Mar-2009 12:13 am (UTC)
omg, and the song started playing when I read this. Freaky.
[info]lothlorienbow 24th-Mar-2009 12:35 am (UTC)
no amount of words can explain how much I love this song...
[info]juanitatequila 24th-Mar-2009 02:29 am (UTC)
I can't believe I use to hate this song with such a passion...xD
[info]hot143chocolate ONTD Poll — 24th-Mar-2009 12:05 am (UTC)
Angelina Jolie is more likely to be fucking the nanny than Brad Pitt is. Y/Y?
[info]luxwasfourteen Re: ONTD Poll — 24th-Mar-2009 12:06 am (UTC)
Y
[info]dino414 Re: ONTD Poll — 24th-Mar-2009 12:07 am (UTC)
y
[info]mrskulash Re: ONTD Poll — 24th-Mar-2009 12:07 am (UTC)
wow. i never thought of that but it's so true
[info]tribulation Re: ONTD Poll — 24th-Mar-2009 12:08 am (UTC)
yes. Not as appealing a thought as it would have been a few years ago, though.
[info]aliahs66 Re: ONTD Poll — 24th-Mar-2009 12:12 am (UTC)
ewwww
[info]lillylilacs Re: ONTD Poll — 24th-Mar-2009 12:12 am (UTC)
y
[info]minny150 Re: ONTD Poll — 24th-Mar-2009 12:16 am (UTC)
Y!
[info]lasamy Re: ONTD Poll — 24th-Mar-2009 12:24 am (UTC)
Y!
[info]jessickah Re: ONTD Poll — 24th-Mar-2009 12:24 am (UTC)
Pretty much.
[info]underdog_ontop Re: ONTD Poll — 24th-Mar-2009 12:28 am (UTC)
Y

i can picture her smirk when confronted with questions.
[info]celtic_thistle Re: ONTD Poll — 24th-Mar-2009 12:53 am (UTC)
Y
[info]quendra Re: ONTD Poll — 24th-Mar-2009 01:23 am (UTC)
Y.
[info]disheveledhair Re: ONTD Poll — 24th-Mar-2009 03:11 am (UTC)
I pretty much think if she 'caught' him with the nanny she'd just join in. And vice versa.
[info]lautelier Re: ONTD Poll — 24th-Mar-2009 03:32 am (UTC)
most deff
[info]cecilia_weasley Re: ONTD Poll — 24th-Mar-2009 03:57 am (UTC)
Yes ngl
[info]aliahs66 24th-Mar-2009 12:14 am (UTC)
no way...the have like twenty children
[info]mrskulash 24th-Mar-2009 12:07 am (UTC)
lol wtf at this post.

OMGZ AWKWARD JON AND KATE SEASON FINALE TONIGHT
[info]fierce_bb23 24th-Mar-2009 12:17 am (UTC)
oh shit is that tonight? yay for the drama.
[info]mrskulash 24th-Mar-2009 12:20 am (UTC)
word it is. i wonder if they'll address the probably untrue tabloid stories about jon. maybe ontd will get a shoutout
[info]hydeing 24th-Mar-2009 12:34 am (UTC)
what time does that go on, 9?
[info]jigglemypuff 24th-Mar-2009 12:08 am (UTC)
Has there ever been one thing written about Angelina, Brad, or Jennifer that was even remotely true? Anything?
[info]77songs 24th-Mar-2009 12:38 am (UTC)
nothing i've heard since like last year :P
[info]raeshizzle 24th-Mar-2009 12:47 am (UTC)
She was pregnant. Twice, so theres two.
[info]swsa 24th-Mar-2009 12:52 am (UTC)
I still remember the "Jen and Brad: BABY TIME" cover on like THE DAY Brad and Jen announced their separation.
[info]aliahs66 24th-Mar-2009 12:11 am (UTC)
minha tia comprava essas revistinhas o tempo todo..basicamente elas não dizem
nada com nada huahauhauah
ilu
[info]nandayarou 24th-Mar-2009 12:14 am (UTC)
aw bb ilu2. The only person I know that may or may not buy those things is my grandma.
[info]lasamy 24th-Mar-2009 12:25 am (UTC)
eeee I understood it all XD
[info]nandayarou 24th-Mar-2009 12:52 am (UTC)
I don't really know why, but this was cute. XD
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