11:19 pm - 03/10/2009
Jason Segel Performs Dracula's Lament Live!
Backstory: So I went to a preview screening of I Love You, Man last week (which is hilarious, btw). Paul Rudd, Jason Segel and John Hamburg were on-hand after the screening for a Q & A. Some dude asks Jason to sing the "vampire song" from Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and Jason said, "If there was a keyboard here, I'd play it." Little did he know this terrible comedy troupe performed right before the screening, and had a keyboard for their act, so he was forced to play.
Paul Rudd ended up as a human mic stand.
Sorry the video shakes a bit. The dude next to me kept moving and we were on benches, not individual seats.
Side note: I never realized how short Paul Rudd is until this night. I felt like Gigantor when I got a picture with him afterward. No ONTD sign tho... sorry guys!
Source: Me, my youtube channel
Paul Rudd ended up as a human mic stand.
Sorry the video shakes a bit. The dude next to me kept moving and we were on benches, not individual seats.
Side note: I never realized how short Paul Rudd is until this night. I felt like Gigantor when I got a picture with him afterward. No ONTD sign tho... sorry guys!
Source: Me, my youtube channel
I SHOULD BE IN CHARGE OF THE OSCARS
I hope you find me only mildly creepy.
AND WHY WAS I NOT INVITED
OH MY GOD I AM BEING FAILED UPON LEFT AND RIGHT
A beautiful clear night in 2003...the moon was full and bright and LA was smoggy but promising. Or something. I was at a show at Henry Fonda theater, and my friends were dragging me through the crowd to be rude bitches and grab the front row. I was on the end of the chain, and low and behold, I pretty much played ghostride the whip right into a short but attractive man holding a cup of beer and wearing a trucker hat. I mumbled oh I'm sorry, and he said (more like slurred) that's okay sweetheart. I look up, AND IT WAS MOTHERFUCKING PAUL RUDD. I shoulda tackled him to the ground. But I mumbled fhrueiasdfghjklfgrgre or something like that and was dragged off into the distance. The end.
FAIL, OP. INCREDIBLE FAIL.
actually, this isn't an unspoken rule?
i thought there a a secret code for when you saw sexy bitches out on the street.
since i live in la, i like to keep date-rape drugs in close vicinity at all times actually.
OMG PAUL RUDD IS GONNA BE ON LETTERMAN HOW SERENDIPITOUS