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HM - eva goddess irl???? [info]likegunfire
12:24 pm - 03/10/2009

this is a masturbated penis post

A contestant (and winner) of The Amazing Race 7 & 9 had his webcam pictures (of him masturbating) leaked on the internet.



click the cut for the erection (lol, pun)





and this guy confirmed these pictures are real here. so lol @ him.



source
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[info]thrillisgone_89 10th-Mar-2009 04:45 pm (UTC)
lmao baby dick.
[info]nappyxheadedxho 10th-Mar-2009 05:02 pm (UTC)
idk it looks average

Stop being a size queen >:O
[info]oprah 10th-Mar-2009 06:10 pm (UTC)
i think it's a baby dick because it's hairless
[info]asjjh 11th-Mar-2009 01:40 am (UTC)
Stop being insecure.
[info]forgethissmile 10th-Mar-2009 05:40 pm (UTC)
That's roughly average, perhaps even a little bigger than (the girth is, at least).

People get some funny ideas of how big a penis really is.
[info]bubblytoes28 10th-Mar-2009 05:51 pm (UTC)
You're in for a rude awakening if you think that's a baby dick.
[info]wantons4u 10th-Mar-2009 07:25 pm (UTC)
*gasp* HDU!
[info]chelsea2162 10th-Mar-2009 08:31 pm (UTC)
i've seen way worse, unfortunately
[info]greencancer 10th-Mar-2009 11:55 pm (UTC)
lmao idiot
[info]pepto_abysmal 10th-Mar-2009 04:45 pm (UTC)
I'd fuck him.
[info]estx1987 10th-Mar-2009 06:11 pm (UTC)
me too
[info]krysteener 10th-Mar-2009 06:27 pm (UTC)
lol Elmo's got some moves.
[info]moonlightenvy 10th-Mar-2009 06:50 pm (UTC)
ditto
[info]witnessthine 10th-Mar-2009 08:44 pm (UTC)
shit i'd be honored if he let me ride it.
[info]3mcoopandmaxie 10th-Mar-2009 04:45 pm (UTC)
lol @ him holding his cum after

and i dont wanna read any OMG SMALL PEEN comments here..thats a damn average peen if thats small to anyone please let me know what donkeys you have been fucking.
[info]kascade 10th-Mar-2009 04:48 pm (UTC)
lmao. Well said!
[info]blueskin 10th-Mar-2009 04:48 pm (UTC)
most of the people that will be making those kinda comments, are like 14 and havent actually had much experience with penis yet..
[info]neko_oni 10th-Mar-2009 04:51 pm (UTC)
Probably. And they're the same ones who comment on "OMGZ DIFFERENT NIPS" too. :/
[info]veritasveronica 10th-Mar-2009 04:49 pm (UTC)
it isnt small but its not impressive either. the last guy i was with had a large, thick penis that curved upwards. im thinking of forgiving all his wrongs just to keep it in my life.
[info]demiiiiii 10th-Mar-2009 04:50 pm (UTC)
ikr definitely not small, it would definitely get the job done.
[info]pepto_abysmal 10th-Mar-2009 04:52 pm (UTC)
[info]hunkydorynico 10th-Mar-2009 04:52 pm (UTC)
lol @ donkeys.

his peen is definitely average, i'm sure he can get the job done. lol
[info]likegunfire 10th-Mar-2009 04:56 pm (UTC)
ia, it's not small at all. not huge, but then again, who really has a huge penis anyway.
[info]love_alice 10th-Mar-2009 05:06 pm (UTC)
lol ikr, jesus. and "average" doesn't mean "not good" either. it's a very nice-looking peen, good for him.
[info]abouttoexpire 10th-Mar-2009 05:09 pm (UTC)
haha
[info]nappyxheadedxho 10th-Mar-2009 05:18 pm (UTC)
The only penis they've seen was probably this
[info]hollis1975 10th-Mar-2009 05:26 pm (UTC)
THANK YOU. thats a perfectly decent sized wee. i am beginning to think these OMGZ SMALL PENIS people dont actually get laid but watch a lot of porn.

or maybe do fuck donkeys.

AND EW DONT HOLD YOU CUM UGH.
[info]paranoiattaque 10th-Mar-2009 05:38 pm (UTC)
A+
[info]lovely_tunes 10th-Mar-2009 05:51 pm (UTC)
major LOLz

and IA
[info]pikapika217 10th-Mar-2009 05:55 pm (UTC)
ia
[info]estx1987 10th-Mar-2009 06:11 pm (UTC)
LMAO
[info]forgethissmile 10th-Mar-2009 06:11 pm (UTC)
Agreed on both counts!
[info]winterwooskie2 10th-Mar-2009 06:18 pm (UTC)
IA

tbh when someone on ONTD makes a "small peen" comment, it's usually because they're either a virgin or they've got a cunt like a bucket. Hotdogs down hallways!
[info]chelsea2162 10th-Mar-2009 08:32 pm (UTC)
lmao ikr??
[info]taqo_belle 10th-Mar-2009 09:47 pm (UTC)
lmaoo donkeys
[info]young_glass 11th-Mar-2009 12:24 am (UTC)
well said!!
[info]andisprohi I've got House stuck in my head now — 11th-Mar-2009 05:26 am (UTC)
"Here's some ointment for your rash and make sure Francis wears a love glove..."
[info]haemoglobin 11th-Mar-2009 06:56 am (UTC)
LOL
[info]katiehatesyou 11th-Mar-2009 06:59 am (UTC)
I lol'd hard @ "please let me know what donkeys you have been fucking"
[info]hollierocks 10th-Mar-2009 04:45 pm (UTC)
Tan linessss
[info]_deatheater 10th-Mar-2009 04:46 pm (UTC)
I don't find anything less attractive then a guy holding his own cum in his hand on webcam.
[info]veritaebugie 10th-Mar-2009 04:50 pm (UTC)
lol
[info]ashleyandrews 10th-Mar-2009 04:55 pm (UTC)
hahahaahhahahah omg
[info]radio__america 10th-Mar-2009 05:11 pm (UTC)
That is probably the epitome of unattractive.
[info]kindafunnysad 10th-Mar-2009 05:36 pm (UTC)
a guy drinking his own cum on webcam?
[info]teflondawn 10th-Mar-2009 08:08 pm (UTC)
Seriously. I just.... no. No no no no.
[info]bambina00 10th-Mar-2009 09:25 pm (UTC)
Lmao!
[info]dirtyknife 10th-Mar-2009 10:51 pm (UTC)
LOL, same here. Just...no thank you.
[info]kate_isgreat 11th-Mar-2009 02:16 am (UTC)
haha this, as i scrolled i was like yep yep okay...oh was that fucking necessary?
[info]andisprohi I agree. Worst webcam pic ever was — 11th-Mar-2009 05:29 am (UTC)
the Myspace photo of my exboyfriend's 8th grade brother. You have no idea how green I turned when I saw his hand and realized what was dripping off it : x
[info]whatablow 10th-Mar-2009 04:46 pm (UTC)
Oh mein gott.
Why click, why do I do this to myself.
[info]gemegz 10th-Mar-2009 04:46 pm (UTC)
MTE!!!!!!!!!!!!
[info]bagelofdeath 10th-Mar-2009 04:46 pm (UTC)
I like the last picture. "And this is semen!"
[info]eleven59 10th-Mar-2009 04:48 pm (UTC)
lmao irl.
[info]numbereleven 10th-Mar-2009 04:49 pm (UTC)
Yes, it's very informative.
[info]baglady25 10th-Mar-2009 04:55 pm (UTC)
I read that in a "This is Sparta!" kind of way, and now I can't stop laughing.
[info]dorkgirl_ 10th-Mar-2009 05:33 pm (UTC)
Hahah now i can't stop imagining that.

And NOW I'm imagining it in the 300 South Park Ms Garrison episode and dying.
[info]paranoiattaque 10th-Mar-2009 05:38 pm (UTC)
your icon is oddly fitting!
[info]lovely_tunes 10th-Mar-2009 05:55 pm (UTC)
This is delicious!

(depends...)
[info]tamburlaine 10th-Mar-2009 07:03 pm (UTC)
Are we supposed to applaud?
[info]sglitzys 10th-Mar-2009 07:44 pm (UTC)
LMAO
[info]mrsreucassel 10th-Mar-2009 10:11 pm (UTC)
I'm glad your icon is back. It goes with your comments, and I missed it.
[info]bb_g 11th-Mar-2009 12:58 am (UTC)
OMG LMAO IRL
[info]novemberdelight 10th-Mar-2009 04:46 pm (UTC)
i thought u were kidding.

i threw up in my mouth.

oh GOD.

/)_(\
[info]ugly_jacket 10th-Mar-2009 04:52 pm (UTC)
a penis makes you throw up in your mouth?
[info]llama4u448 10th-Mar-2009 05:05 pm (UTC)
only if you have a bad gag reflex
[info]mhmmm 10th-Mar-2009 05:12 pm (UTC)
for me it was the holding of the cum. and no i dont find penises/sex icky but i guess i really didn't feel like seeing that.
[info]novemberdelight 10th-Mar-2009 05:48 pm (UTC)
yes. i just dont find genitals pretty :( or well, not disgusting.
[info]andisprohi If that bothers you, go look up the thread about — 11th-Mar-2009 05:32 am (UTC)
Paris Hilton's buddy Onch in the bathrub and the Mr Potato Head.
[info]prinzessin784 10th-Mar-2009 04:46 pm (UTC)
nice, I'd hit it
[info]jaddedkitten 10th-Mar-2009 04:46 pm (UTC)
.......
[info]akaich0u 10th-Mar-2009 07:04 pm (UTC)
mte
[info]rinoawannabe 10th-Mar-2009 04:46 pm (UTC)
Oh good god I did not need to see THAT today.
[info]fly_chickadee 10th-Mar-2009 04:46 pm (UTC)
O_o.
I remember him, haha. That's kind of random.
Lol. He confirmed it himself. What an idiot.
I bet his mommy's proud. :D
[info]thachtothewall 11th-Mar-2009 04:23 am (UTC)
I FUCKEN LOVE UR ICON!!!!!
[info]fly_chickadee 11th-Mar-2009 11:57 pm (UTC)
LOL.
xkcd is one of my favourite webcomics ever. :D
[info]sarahsway 11th-Mar-2009 10:21 am (UTC)
omg i sang along to your icon
[info]xxxjoannxxx 10th-Mar-2009 04:46 pm (UTC)
lmao
[info]anus 10th-Mar-2009 04:47 pm (UTC)
Penises are so unattractive. ):
[info]veritasveronica 10th-Mar-2009 04:48 pm (UTC)
lie
[info]lovely_tunes 10th-Mar-2009 05:57 pm (UTC)
ikr?
[info]___discotracks 10th-Mar-2009 09:25 pm (UTC)
seriously. I don't get how straight women who like sex can say that a penis is ugly. so when you see a penis, are you like "ewwwww get it awayyy" because I'm like "hellz yea!"
[info]touchedarling 10th-Mar-2009 04:50 pm (UTC)
& is the vagina a work of art?
[info]majuere 10th-Mar-2009 04:50 pm (UTC)
ikr
[info]juunanagou18 10th-Mar-2009 04:52 pm (UTC)
They really are.

Now, what those said penises can *do* is a whole other conversation.
[info]a_grumble_cakee 10th-Mar-2009 04:56 pm (UTC)
that's what the patriarchy wants you to think so that the female form will forever be on display while the male form is safely hidden away underneath baggy tshirts and loose cargo pants.

Fight the power!!
[info]teasailor 10th-Mar-2009 05:01 pm (UTC)
They aren't so unattractive when they want to be in your vajayjay.
[info]dorkgirl_ 10th-Mar-2009 05:35 pm (UTC)
This is true. I wish dudes were like Action Man and there was some magical way we could do it.

Or yanno, just have the peen be magically attractive, something like that.
[info]modern_toilet 10th-Mar-2009 05:57 pm (UTC)
correction, flaccid penises are so unattractive.
[info]brandons_lover 10th-Mar-2009 09:31 pm (UTC)
u virgin
[info]taqo_belle 10th-Mar-2009 09:48 pm (UTC)
idk, i think they're 100x better looking than vags
[info]greencancer 11th-Mar-2009 12:06 am (UTC)
vaginas are worse
[info]acidrain0789 11th-Mar-2009 12:37 am (UTC)
i respectfully disagree.
[info]xxxjoannxxx 10th-Mar-2009 04:47 pm (UTC)
i'd def hit it
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