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There are few things finer in this world than getting hammered and rapping along with an extremely dirty rap jam. Some people find these songs to be disgusting and degrading, but they’re just missing the point. Being able to magically mix together expletives over dope hip-hop breaks is a lot harder than it seems, and the following tracks are the dopest of the dirty. By Dustin Sussman

10. "Pop That P****" - 2 Live Crew

If it wasn’t for dirty curse words, this Miami rap crew would have never made it in the music business. All of their popularity came from the fact that they were raw, raunchy, and nasty as they wanted to be. “Pop That P****” is a great example of the group’s skill at putting together classic club jams filled with hedonism.

Dirtiest lyrics:

Bend over and spread em, girl
Show-w-w me those pussy pearls
Rub that ass and play with that clit
You know I like that freaky shir
I like the way you lick the champagne glass
It makes me wanna stick my dick in your ass
How hard? Hard like a rock,
When you make that pussy pop!

08. "How Many Licks" – Lil Kim

Lil Kim has always had a way with trashy words. Hearing a women talk about sex as raw as she does sometimes makes me feel a little uncomfortable though. It kinda makes me understand what it feels like to be a women listening to NWA rapping about having sex with all types of hos. After my first listen of this song, I came to the conclusion that Kim has worn the pants in every single relationship she has ever been involved in. Besides Biggie, of course.

Dirtiest Lyrics:

Puerto Rican papi, used to be a Deacon
But now he be sucking me off on the weekend
And this black dude I called King Kong
He had a big ass dick and a hurricane tongue
Dan my nigga from Down South
Used to like me to spank him and cum in his mouth

07. "Colt 45" – Afroman

What an underrated jam this is. Hearing Afroman rap endlessly about his wild eastside Palmdale adventures is about as awesome as it gets. People have spent days on end smoking weed, eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and listenin’ to Joseph Edgar Foreman spit ridiculous nonsense off the top of his head at random. I know some might consider him a gimmick rapper, but I would much rather hear him speak his mind than listen to 50 Cent rap about Vitamin Water.

Dirtiest lyrics:

See I met this woman from Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she said aaiiiii
Lips where breakfast
Pussy was lunch
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch
Met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky
She said I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me
I came in her mouth it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

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06. "My Neck, My Back" – Khia

If it was possible to giggle while typing, this entire entry would be unreadable. The moment Khia starts in on this nasty 2002 ladies anthem I can’t help but lose my poker face. There's something to be said for a woman who takes sex and owns it, and Khia does just that on this nasty jam. This song has people questioning which sex has the dirtier mind.

Dirtiest Lyrics:

Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front
Then suck it off 'til I shake and cum nigga
Make sure I keep bustin nuts nigga
All over your face and stuff

04. "Adults Only" - Slick Rick

The first time I heard this song I almost puked up my milk and cookies. I’m not really sure about Rick’s fascination with doin’ girls in the booty hole, but he makes his infatuation loud and clear on this 1999 Art of Storytelling track. I ain’t gonna talk s*** on Rick, but this song was released after he spent five years in prison. I’m just sayin’.

Dirtiest Lyrics:

Meanwhile Rick cummin' by the gallon,
Put your hands on the wall please
And try an keep your balance
Lickin’ the grill in her, meanwhile fillin’ her
Till sperm start pourin out her butthole while I’m still in her

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02. "Gimme That Nut" – Eazy-E

Eric Wright is just one of those MCs who could put dirty words together like no one else. Eazy is also one the most fun lyrists to rap along with. I remember being in middle school singing along with “Automobile” and thinking it was the greatest thing since boxer briefs.

With “Gimme That Nut,” E paints a picture of gettin’ nasty with a local honey during a beautiful Compton day. Needless to say, it’s dirty, hilarious, and never ever gets old.

Dirtiest Lyrics:

Now my dick's all hard
And you know what I'm thinkin'
Took the panties off and the pussy was stankin'
Pulled off the drawers and I started to begin
I want you to taste it
Open wide now don't you waste it
Ahh shit all over your face kid
Spread them legs open far and wide
Fuck this shit just let me put my dick inside

01. B***job Betty" - by Too $hort

There are some tracks on this list that contain some really putrid rhymes, but I have to praise the undisputed king of the dirty rap with the number one spot. The reason why I love Too $hort so much is the fact that his flows are absolutely effortless. People may complain that his raps are too simple, but that’s totally selling the man short. He’s like the AC/DC of hip-hop. He’s been putting out the same record since 1983 and every one is as good as the next. The 1987 landmark “B***Job Betty” and many others were years ahead of their time. It still blows my mind that $hort actually wrote a rap song about killing a chick during a sex session. Biatch!

Dirtiest Lyrics:

Bust a left nut, right nut in her jaw
Sperm on her cheeks is all ya saw
She could blow more head than a whale blows water
Blowjob Betty was dumb
A fiend for a fuck and a mouth full of cum
But then I shot that fatal nut
Must of knocked that bitch on her butt