ONTD

8:30 - It begins. Before we see any famous people, we're told about Diet Coke, Sprint and Hyundai.
8:31 - Huge Ackman comes out under a giant glitter curtain
8:32 - Musical Montage.
8:38 - Subtle hint to Wolverine.
8:39 - Mickey Roarke has silver tooth. NICE.
8:41 - Supporting Actress Award begins to be presented
8:47 - Award is given out

SUPPORTING ACTRESS WINNER: Penelope Cruz - Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Nominees: Amy Adams - Doubt
Viola Davis - Doubt
Taraji P. Henson - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Marisa Tomei - The Wrestler

8:51 - Nearly 2,000 comments
8:53 - Tina Fey and Steve Martin present Best Original Screenplay. Make Scientology joke.

ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY WINNER: Dustin Lance Black - Milk
Nominees: Courtney Hunt - Frozen River
Mike Leigh - Happy-Go-Lucky
Martin McDonagh - In Bruges
Andrew Stanton - WALL-E

8:58 - Dustin Lance Black gives best speech of night. In my opinion :3
9:00 Steve Martin and Tina Fey continue to present Best Adapted Screenplay

ADAPTED SCREENPLAY WINNER: Simon Beaufoy - Slumdog Millionaire
Nominees:
Eric Roth and Robin Swicord - Benjamin Button
John Patrick Shanley - Doubt
Peter Morgan - Frost/Nixon
David Hare - The Reader

9:01 - India explodes for the first time of the night.
9:03 - Jennifer Aniston and Jack Black appear. Angelina is shown.
9:05 - Some weird Animation montage is shown, reminding us all how much we miss hand drawn animated features that rely on more than Celebrity voices.
9:06 - Aniston and Jack Black present award for Best Animated Feature

ANIMATED FEATURE WINNER: WALL-E
Nominees: Bolt
Kung Fu Panda

9:07 - WALL-E representatives pretend to be surprised.
9:08 - Aniston and Black present award for Best Animated Short Film

BEST ANIMATED SHORT FILM WINNER: La Maison En Petits Cubes
Nominees: Lavatory Lovestory
Oktapodi
Presto
This Way Up

9:10 - Mr. Roboto, after years of being ignored, is thanked
9:15 - Sarah Jessica Parker and Daniel Craig celebrate art direction. Boobs.

BEST ART DIRECTION WINNER: Benjamin Button
Nominees:
The Duchess
Dark Knight
The Changeling
Revolutionary Road


COSTUME DESIGN WINNER: The Duchess
Nominees:
Australia
Benjamin Button
Milk
Revolutionary Road

BEST MAKEUP WINNER: Benjamin Button
Nominees:
The Dark Knight
Hellboy II: The Golden Army

9:25 - Robert Pattinson and Amanda Seyfried show up. A million girls just sparkle jizzed in their pants. They introduce a Romance montage as Coldplay plays in the background.
9:28 - I am spoiled of the end of like EVERY MOVIE THIS YEAR, DAMMIT!!!
9:29 - New Coke ad. I would approve, but having no Diet Coke in the house, I can relate to this guy and now I'm thirsty.
9:30 - OOO THE FATHER OF THE OCTOPUSSY KIDS WILL BE ON GMA TOMORROW! GURL!
9:32 - Natalie Portman and Ben Stiller, aka, Jouquin Phoneix present cinematography. Phoneix watches proudly from home as his master project continues taking hold of Hollywood.

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY: Slumdog Millionaire
Nominees:
Changeling
Benjamin Button
The Dark Knight
The Reader

9:35 - India, having had some time to regain its composure, explodes again.
9:37 - Ad from last year (?) of lost dog is shown again. Still totally heartbreaking.
9:38 - Jessica Biel apparently hosted the Sci-Tech awards. She basically calls someone a "nobody" then a "God" in the same sentence. I determine her to be totally irrelevant.
9:40 - My mom comes in saying the Ben Stiller bit made no sense, I have no time to explain Jouquain Phoneix to her. I realize that there are some people out there who don't know everything celebrities do. Hmm.
9:42 - Judd Aptow skit. First Barack Obama reference of the night. I am surprised.
9:42 - James Franco, Janusc Kaminski, and Seth Rogan appear to present Best Live Action Short.

BEST LIVE ACTION SHORT FILM WINNER: Toyland
On The Line (Not the Lance bass one)
Manon on Asphalt
New Boy
The Pig

Toyland looked like a Holocaust film. Not that I'm saying thats why it won, but I'm just sayin.

8:53 - Musical Montage. Oh hey Beyonce.

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