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I am so white. [info]painfulwish
9:52 am - 08/23/2005

Edited out the Cillian shots, because I realized they were a repost! Sorry guys.


I mean... seriously, guys. If this bitch is only having one baby, then that little shit is going to be bigger than Kirstie Alley the day after an all-you-can-eat buffet.
(A [info]painfulwish disclaimer - I love Britney, but I can't help but make a joke on her expense. CHILL OUT!)






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I miss the Lindsay that we could all be worried about, don't you? The Lindsay that would tease us by holding up a piece of cake to her mouth, and accidentally push it off her fork with her tongue. The Lindsay that put a blue dot on each of her visible ribs, so they were more accessible to paparazzi shots. The Lindsay whose leg could be used as a dildo. THOSE were priceless posts at [info]ohnotheydidnt, and now we're stuck with healthy again.






Seriously though, she looks so much better (still thin, but not abnormally thin), and I'm very happy for her.

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While Lindsay has happily gained a little weight, Nicole has... well, she's still engaged!


<-- and horny!





Since so many of you guys weren't so in to those nude snapshots of me I slipped in to my last post using SUPLOAD as the image host, I switched over to TINYPIC - free hotcakes for everyone who doesn't hotlink.
FUN TIDBIT OF THE DAY! While spell-checking this entry, Livejournal pointed out to me that the alternative for "ohnotheydidnt" would be "entertained." I'm kind of disappointed, I was hoping it'd be something along the lines of "fun-loving" or maybe even "bitches."
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[info]not_kosher 23rd-Aug-2005 01:59 pm (UTC)
Lindsay needs to get rid of that horrib blond.
[info]tenrai_d 23rd-Aug-2005 02:04 pm (UTC)
amen to that... we need more redheads!
[info]angelfiasco 23rd-Aug-2005 02:21 pm (UTC)
I'm a redhead! Scream for the girls! Scream for the girls!


Holy shit..if Cillian ain't a purdier woman than me....

We hates him precious. We hates him and stabs him in the perfect cheekbones with icepicks...yessss...we dooooo....

Just kidding. Lots of hot Celtic luv here.
[info]secretivexhero 23rd-Aug-2005 06:56 pm (UTC)
srsly. when will she stop filming that damn movie!?
[info]thatchelseagirl 23rd-Aug-2005 02:00 pm (UTC)
What the hell is Lindsay wearing?
[info]mustard16 23rd-Aug-2005 05:53 pm (UTC)
It's hideous.
[info]cuteredhed 23rd-Aug-2005 02:00 pm (UTC)
britney dresses like my grandmother cerca 1973 and lindsay needs a new razor, check out those booboos...

and also, when they use that phrase 'she could make a burlap sack look good", i dont think they really wanted you to wear the sack, honey
[info]aly_a 23rd-Aug-2005 02:00 pm (UTC)
THATS ONE PRETTY FUCKING MAN.
[info]draconifers 23rd-Aug-2005 05:21 pm (UTC)
I KNOW
[info]aefondkiss 23rd-Aug-2005 02:01 pm (UTC)
aah cillian! what a gorgeous girl. the picture with him in the bed is creepy, i feel like she doesn't even know he's there.
[info]missventura 23rd-Aug-2005 02:01 pm (UTC)
cillian scares me.
his looks are just so off somehow,i have to see this movie.
ick britney looks like shes going to bust any second.
[info]dontwaitforrain 23rd-Aug-2005 02:06 pm (UTC)
woah, cillan is a guy? so thought it was a girl...
[info]vivaciousend 23rd-Aug-2005 03:11 pm (UTC)
yeah, he's a dude.

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[info]full_of_baloney 23rd-Aug-2005 02:01 pm (UTC)
What, like stars need to be skinny while pregnant now, too? She's not that big for a pregnancy. She's actually quite normal sized.
[info]painfulwish 23rd-Aug-2005 02:03 pm (UTC)
Girl, you know I love Britney pregnant, fat, skinny, naked, or upside down - don't get the "PREGNANT WOMAN ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BIG!" thing going, it was just a joke.
[info]full_of_baloney 23rd-Aug-2005 02:21 pm (UTC)
Oh, sorry -- in this community, it's sometimes hard to tell :)
[info]angryvixen 23rd-Aug-2005 02:17 pm (UTC)
Amen to that.
[info]angelfiasco 23rd-Aug-2005 02:22 pm (UTC)
I think she looks normal. Depends on how much ambiotic fluid she's toting around too.
[info]calamaeve 23rd-Aug-2005 09:12 pm (UTC)
It's definitely only one baby. She's probably gained a little more than normal, but she's not as huge as she had seemed to be before. She's probably about as big as I was with my second (I gained 40 pounds).
[info]unconventional 23rd-Aug-2005 02:05 pm (UTC)
She might be having only one kid, but she's gonna be huge once she has it.
[info]ohiknow 23rd-Aug-2005 02:21 pm (UTC)
okay where do people get these icons because they are so freakishly adorable.
[info]silent_blade 23rd-Aug-2005 07:33 pm (UTC)
Potter Puffs! Yay!
[info]toomuchfashion 23rd-Aug-2005 02:05 pm (UTC)
dude, she's 8 months pregnant! WTF do you want her to look like? Have you ever SEEN a woman who is in the final couple of months of pregnancy? Do you remember Liv Tyler pregnant? Or Kate Hudson? Get serious.
[info]katrinar 23rd-Aug-2005 02:05 pm (UTC)
i work with a woman who is 8 months pregnant and she doesn't look like that!
[info]toomuchfashion 23rd-Aug-2005 02:09 pm (UTC)
then perhaps something in wrong with HER.
[info]painfulwish 23rd-Aug-2005 02:06 pm (UTC)
It was a jooooooke, babe! You guys take this shit wayyyy too seriously.
[info]xcontortx 23rd-Aug-2005 02:17 pm (UTC)
yea that is totally normal for 8 months she hasnt dropped already so she looks super big! once after the 9th month and you drop you dont look so big.
[info]mle6667 23rd-Aug-2005 02:38 pm (UTC)
Thank you!! Pregnant women gain weight...that's pretty much what happens!! I completely agree...Wasn't it Kate Hudson that gained 60 pounds?
[info]venomgurl 23rd-Aug-2005 03:13 pm (UTC)
i was HUGE when i was 8 months pregnant. Everywhere i went people thought i was having twins and when i did tell them i was only 8 months pregnant with 1 child they told me i wasnt gonna make it to my due date. I made it to my due date and had a 10lb 6oz baby via c-section. So she could be carrying a very big baby. I think she looks like a normal pregnant woman to me
[info]boomstick 23rd-Aug-2005 05:29 pm (UTC)
Or maybe she's huge because of all the crap she ate during her pregnancy.
[info]jubibean 23rd-Aug-2005 07:06 pm (UTC)
Oh. Hey. I recognize you from the weddingplans community

*waves*

....

That's all.
[info]_civetadei 24th-Aug-2005 12:07 am (UTC)
I totally agree. I'm not a Britney fan but some people act as if how she looks is abnormal. Compared to Britney, Kate was waaaaay bigger. So stop fussing.
[info]katrinar 23rd-Aug-2005 02:05 pm (UTC)
i don't think it helps that britney's only like five foot five and she's wearing stripes.

who wears stripes when they are pregnant?
[info]be_home_now 23rd-Aug-2005 02:26 pm (UTC)
that's what i was thinking!
[info]angelfiasco 23rd-Aug-2005 02:26 pm (UTC)
Being a fat woman myself, I get so disgusted at clothing stores when all I can find are sideways stripes! They know we can't put sideways stripes on our curves. Fuckin' morons, one and all.
[info]katrinar 23rd-Aug-2005 03:26 pm (UTC)
i have been fat, i have been skinny, i will NEVER wear stripes like that. fat, skinny or in between...why do clothing companies INSIST on making them?
[info]secretivexhero 23rd-Aug-2005 05:51 pm (UTC)
brit's over the average american height
[info]dolle 23rd-Aug-2005 02:05 pm (UTC)
http://tinypic.com/ayxfe9.jpg

The grossest skin award is now claimed by Lohan. Christ, how scary.
[info]luckystar006 23rd-Aug-2005 04:07 pm (UTC)
it's called being a redhead. a lot of natural redheads have that sort of skin. grow up, please.
[info]dolle 25th-Aug-2005 07:23 am (UTC)
Thinking a celebrity looks gross doesn't signify any kind of immaturity.
[info]neversitandwait 23rd-Aug-2005 04:37 pm (UTC)
At least she got the freckles back, magically. It was a lot freakier when she didn't have them.
[info]mustard16 23rd-Aug-2005 05:58 pm (UTC)
Reminds me of a book I read about this crazy killer who nicknamed one of his victims "The Pinto." I think of that whenever I see Lohan.

lol
[info]endlessness 23rd-Aug-2005 07:46 pm (UTC)
Agreed.
[info]vivaciousend 23rd-Aug-2005 02:06 pm (UTC)
the stripes aren't working, Brit. sorry.

WTF LINDSAY. does anyone else see a bruise on her leg?

CILLIAN. he's a handsome man AND a beautiful woman. it's like he can do no wrong. (end fangirling)
[info]angeldust9 23rd-Aug-2005 02:06 pm (UTC)
Does Britney know that they make maternity clothes so pregnant women don't have to wear unflattering prints and patterns exactly like EVERYTHING she wears??
[info]taxreturn 23rd-Aug-2005 02:06 pm (UTC)

I mean... seriously, guys. If this bitch is only having one baby, then that little shit is going to be bigger than Kirstie Alley the day after an all-you-can-eat buffet.


hahahahaha, you're amazing.
[info]flyawaykiara 23rd-Aug-2005 02:06 pm (UTC)
what is the black dot on lindsay's arm?
[info]luminous 23rd-Aug-2005 02:09 pm (UTC)
Skin cancer!

Actually it's a tattoo.
[info]deirfiurbeag 23rd-Aug-2005 02:13 pm (UTC)
Of what? An ink blot?
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