ONTD

[info]unepetiteetoile
1:59 am - 08/21/2005

Want to be a hot young celebrity?

Just smoke.




Natalie Portman being cool.




 


Lindsay with her ever-present cancer stick.



 


Katie taking a drag.  Would Tom approve?  Not sure if cigs are in the scientology guidelines...



 


The couple that smokes together stays together?  Jake and Kristen enjoying a little fresh air...



 


Who said all female celebs were catty?  Here Mischa Barton excepts a light from Kate Bostworth's cig.  Sharing cancer. So generous!



Fellow OC'er Rachel Bilson with her favorite accessory:



Avril Lavigne keeping her vocal cords healthy:



 


And finally, everyone's favorite little smoker, Mary-Kate Olsen!  I don't know why, but this one grosses me out more than any of the others.  Maybe it's because MK is not much bigger than the cigarette in her hand...




Apparently everyone in young hollywood smokes these days to stay thin and trendy. At this rate it'll only be a matter of months before we get 'razzi pics of Dakota Fanning with a cig. J/K... I hope...

**And no, none of these pics are photoshopped, so please don't even argue that they are.
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[info]stickerparty 21st-Aug-2005 09:35 am (UTC)
i love mary k8
[info]carameltoe 21st-Aug-2005 09:35 am (UTC)
ashley is better.
[info]homunculus 21st-Aug-2005 10:01 am (UTC)
lol @ this thread & usericons.
[info]__composure 21st-Aug-2005 06:42 pm (UTC)
mee too, and I like the way you spelt it haha.
[info]isntdaveone 21st-Aug-2005 09:35 am (UTC)
Natalie looks like a 45 year old woman in the first pic.
[info]orgasmsofwrath 21st-Aug-2005 09:38 am (UTC)
that's what i thought too
[info]babybonkerz87 21st-Aug-2005 09:36 am (UTC)
That's so freaking nasty. Ech!
[info]luckycat014 21st-Aug-2005 04:51 pm (UTC)
Liz Parker!
[info]babybonkerz87 21st-Aug-2005 08:37 pm (UTC)
LOL, yup. I love Shiri.
[info]solidgroundcafe 21st-Aug-2005 09:38 am (UTC)
mary kate looks like she's holding a really huge stick! LOL like all the other celebs look normal holding them but she looks so miniscule! haha.
[info]ghost_explosion 21st-Aug-2005 07:05 pm (UTC)
maybe she smokes 100s...those are longer, right?
[info]babybonkerz87 21st-Aug-2005 09:56 am (UTC)
It's still nasty, but I agree. Although Jason Behr can make pretty much anything look sexy. ;)
[info]narcissisystem 21st-Aug-2005 12:40 pm (UTC)
HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT OASFKS;.
[info]secretivexhero 21st-Aug-2005 03:12 pm (UTC)
sorry, but no.
[info]ruote 21st-Aug-2005 03:30 pm (UTC)
seriously
[info]geethatwasdumb 21st-Aug-2005 03:53 pm (UTC)
agreed
[info]sotangledup 21st-Aug-2005 04:32 pm (UTC)
lies. I can think of plenty of women who look hot smokng.

the cave you live under > you
[info]jsbww 21st-Aug-2005 04:33 pm (UTC)
I agree. It just makes women look sleazy and trashy.
[info]_girllyzilla 21st-Aug-2005 05:23 pm (UTC)
It makes men and women both look scummy.
Kitsten and Jake both look like they are heading back to the trailer park.
[info]katie18 21st-Aug-2005 05:40 pm (UTC)
i don't think men or women smoking, is hot.
[info]hotpot8202 22nd-Aug-2005 12:23 am (UTC)
Only men can look hot with a cigarette.
Amen. ^_^
[info]diabolicalwoman 22nd-Aug-2005 11:47 am (UTC)
Seriously.
[info]carameltoe 21st-Aug-2005 09:38 am (UTC)
by the way i hope rachel bilson slips on some ice one day in the grocery store and goes flying into a cart full of grown-up diapers and crashes into a pole outside, flies out of the cart and hits her head on the cement with the packet of diapers right next to her head missing her fall.
[info]carameltoe 21st-Aug-2005 09:39 am (UTC)
oh yeah and i hope the paparazzi take pics.
[info]wtfsad 21st-Aug-2005 06:04 pm (UTC)
And I hope she dies afterwards!
[info]__composure 21st-Aug-2005 06:43 pm (UTC)
hahaahaahahahhaha

thank you.
[info]narcissisystem 21st-Aug-2005 07:32 pm (UTC)
olololololololololololo HAHAHAHAHHAHAHDSFKLJKLAHAHAHHA
[info]omgossip 21st-Aug-2005 09:39 am (UTC)


the latest hot young celeb groupie smokin'
[info]first_lobster 21st-Aug-2005 09:40 am (UTC)
I feel like she doesn't even smoke, she's just holding it to look cool...
[info]iateyourhotdog 21st-Aug-2005 09:41 am (UTC)
She holds it like an unschooled smoker.
[info]carameltoe 21st-Aug-2005 09:42 am (UTC)
she probably shoves it up her ass
that's why she's such a fucking skanky bitch.
[info]nahimanatane 21st-Aug-2005 02:56 pm (UTC)
She'll pop up with that excuse that Britney made about just holding it for a friend.
[info]_____dammit 21st-Aug-2005 03:16 pm (UTC)
who is that?
[info]sotangledup 21st-Aug-2005 04:33 pm (UTC)
lies. I can think of plenty of women who loook hot smoking.

the cave you live under > you
[info]almost_poetry 21st-Aug-2005 09:37 pm (UTC)
Is that the girl from the Disney Channel?? Hayden Penawhatever?!!
[info]iateyourhotdog 21st-Aug-2005 09:40 am (UTC)
...
Shut up.
[info]isntdaveone 21st-Aug-2005 09:41 am (UTC)
who?

[info]iateyourhotdog 21st-Aug-2005 09:42 am (UTC)
YOU
nah.
The poster, mainly.
[info]wassarock 21st-Aug-2005 08:26 pm (UTC)
Seriously...
[info]isntdaveone 21st-Aug-2005 09:41 am (UTC)
Mary Kate's facial expression is fucking awesome!
[info]jane___ 21st-Aug-2005 04:58 pm (UTC)
i'm not sure if that's even a face she's making...i think her skin just perpetually looks like that of a little old lady since she's started to shrivel up and die.
[info]rusk 21st-Aug-2005 09:42 am (UTC)
Screw cancer, the reason no-one should smoke is the horrible aging and WRINKLES. Oh, and impotence :x
[info]allstarred 21st-Aug-2005 03:15 pm (UTC)
And massive potatosacks under your eyes. :(
[info]starswept 22nd-Aug-2005 04:32 am (UTC)
And it makes you smell.
[info]sethobsesses 21st-Aug-2005 09:43 am (UTC)
I don't believe it from rachel bilson! it's sooo photoshoped!!!
[info]roadsideromance 21st-Aug-2005 02:01 pm (UTC)
Yeah I know....RACHEL BILSON wouldn't do that. Would she? :(
[info]sethobsesses 21st-Aug-2005 02:05 pm (UTC)
No! She won't! =)
[info]___shannon___ 21st-Aug-2005 03:19 pm (UTC)
Every celebrity smokes, who cares. Rachel Bilson most likely does to.
[info]secretivexhero 21st-Aug-2005 03:14 pm (UTC)
hahah rachel bilson's a little follower
[info]parkingmeters 21st-Aug-2005 03:52 pm (UTC)
it is. i've seen that picture before & there was no cigarette there.
[info]hurlyburlies 21st-Aug-2005 06:42 pm (UTC)
Yeah, hers definitely looks Photoshopped.
[info]drdreramoray 21st-Aug-2005 08:24 pm (UTC)
i hope youre right!
[info]a_dream_obscene 21st-Aug-2005 09:43 am (UTC)
Dude, everything gives you cancer. EVERYTHING. having said that, since i quit smoking 8 months ago, i've put on 4 kilos :( nicotine increases the metabolism and decreases appetite, no wonder all the cool kids are doin' it!

"if all the cool kids jumped off a bridge, would you do it??!"
"no!.......actually i probably would."
[info]letsdrinkwater 21st-Aug-2005 09:46 am (UTC)
a bunch of sheep or whatever all jumped off the side of a cliff, and after they got a nice cushion going, the rest were able to jump safely to the ground. 400 of them! Take that, parents of the world.
[info]a_dream_obscene 21st-Aug-2005 09:48 am (UTC)
that is priceless. i'm going to go relay that to my parental unit stat!
[info]reve119 21st-Aug-2005 02:28 pm (UTC)
Haha, that's great.
[info]starsdontsmile 21st-Aug-2005 04:54 pm (UTC)
i love you. that is so going in my mental filing cabinet of doom.
[info]secretivexhero 21st-Aug-2005 03:15 pm (UTC)
I hope you're not implying that smoking is okay.

Because if you are... then God help you.
[info]jsbww 21st-Aug-2005 04:35 pm (UTC)
"Dude, everything gives you cancer." Do you realize how idiotic you sound?
[info]pangea_tongue 21st-Aug-2005 06:31 pm (UTC)
pfft. If they were really looking for weight loss, they'd be doing speed or coke. They're all wannabes.

did you know that stupidity also gives you cancer?
[info]micahxrisk 21st-Aug-2005 08:09 pm (UTC)
i guessy our forgot to consider the alarming death rate from lung cancer- and 60% dieing within one year of being diagnosed--- yeah no biggie.
everything gives you cancer and kills you that easily/quickly i guess.
[info]xchemboyx 22nd-Aug-2005 06:02 am (UTC)
hahaha ah yes, another raving idiot in ontd.
plenty of fat kids smoke, sweets. it doesn't make you thin. and if you can't maintain your weight without smoking, you're pathetic & might as well get used to being a fattie.

go spew your shit somewhere else.
ps. nicotene does nothing good for you. i smoke. but i'm not an ignorant dipshit about it.
[info]aamoureux 22nd-Aug-2005 06:14 am (UTC)
i'm with you on the 'everything causes cancer' thing, but not on the same level as smoking. that's bullshit. cigarettes kill more people a year than all the other "cancer inducing" products combined. a first grader knows that.

& nicotine doesn't speed up your metabolism. that's all in your head. if you're using smoking to lose weight, i pity you. most of the people i see / know who smoke, with the exception of celebrities who obviously aren't just relying on cigs to stay thin, are heavier than the people that don't.

smoking is just all around horrible for you. i won't tell anyone not to do it, and i'm not against it, but let's not pretend that we can overrule obvious facts.
[info]_omgteaparty 21st-Aug-2005 09:44 am (UTC)
How gross.
[info]bettyingray 21st-Aug-2005 09:44 am (UTC)
MK's pose makes it look like her teeth are gone..
[info]charyprincess 21st-Aug-2005 09:45 am (UTC)
MK looks like an 80 year old woman. Something about her smile and the way she dresses.
[info]livewires 21st-Aug-2005 06:18 pm (UTC)
ahah I agree
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