4:27 am - 02/10/2009

Not only annoying but also CREEPY AS FUCK.

While bigger stars will look right past Ryan Seacrest and pretend he doesn't exist (true story!), leave it to the always annoyingly campy Katy Perry to have props in her purse specifically for a pre-red carpet Ryan gab fest. She probably brain stormed a bunch of skits and practiced in front of the mirror before leaving her house.

After a snarky introduction, Katy baited him with: "Don't you want to know what's in my purse?" While Ryan played coy and pretended to not be interested in such things, he finally said sure, why not, and was greeted with two cut strands of hair -- one from Miley Cyrus, and another from Taylor Swift. Get it? Like she's doing voodoo witchcraft on her tween competition!

Wow, this girl is just so crafty! We imagine she sits at home with her cats, glitter and glue gun and makes really terrible paper-mâché, trinkets and earrings out of condom wrappers or something. She just seems like that type.

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ffitzgerald 9th-Feb-2009 05:41 pm (UTC)
...What the fuck.
flowerssleeping 9th-Feb-2009 05:41 pm (UTC)
god she's obnoxious
kyuusei 9th-Feb-2009 05:42 pm (UTC)
frosting 9th-Feb-2009 05:48 pm (UTC)
she's just stupid and immature, i have no stick up my ass. she's a fucking child.
roxtarrr 9th-Feb-2009 05:53 pm (UTC)
i don't think it's that people take her too seriously.

it's just that, there are people who are funny and there are people who try too hard to be funny and it fails and makes them obnoxious. people don't really like the second kind and katy seems like that type to me.

*you can also replace "funny" with "edgy" and various other words.
pervertedlikeme 9th-Feb-2009 06:24 pm (UTC)
melissssssssa 9th-Feb-2009 06:37 pm (UTC)
ia i love katy
missgamble 10th-Feb-2009 01:54 am (UTC)
lol I kind of agree.
luckystar2o4 9th-Feb-2009 05:43 pm (UTC)
this is kind of related...

wouldn't it be funny if that racist photo that got leaked of miley...they were actually all making fun of taylor swift?
colfer 9th-Feb-2009 05:48 pm (UTC)
they weren't.
speedychi 9th-Feb-2009 05:49 pm (UTC)
dinkydo 9th-Feb-2009 05:56 pm (UTC)
hahahha YES!
rafz20 9th-Feb-2009 06:31 pm (UTC)
hardcoresince3 9th-Feb-2009 06:35 pm (UTC)
god I wish they were lol
mmmyesplease 9th-Feb-2009 07:07 pm (UTC)
UGH! Wtf at all these Miley fans and their rationalizations. Bitch did something racist. Kill the theories.
luckystar2o4 9th-Feb-2009 08:20 pm (UTC)
lol I am in no way a miley fan. I hate the hoe.
sillycucumber 9th-Feb-2009 10:30 pm (UTC)
I think this person was just joking.
will_2001 9th-Feb-2009 10:02 pm (UTC)
I was just thinking the same thing last night while I was at work. I would have posted it on here but I didn't have computer access.
fioredimerda 9th-Feb-2009 05:44 pm (UTC)
Her sense of humour doesn't traslate well from inside her head.
bohemienne22 9th-Feb-2009 06:41 pm (UTC)
Your nickname plus your comment made me LOL
nicolaroberts 9th-Feb-2009 05:44 pm (UTC)
Her performance was all kinds of atrocious.
frosting 9th-Feb-2009 05:55 pm (UTC)
lol totally just got your icon, fucking fab
magickcat 9th-Feb-2009 06:08 pm (UTC)
oh my god, YOUR icon is hilarious!
dinkydo 9th-Feb-2009 05:57 pm (UTC)

Was she wearing some poor washed up figure skater's costume or whut? That thing was hideous, and all she did was run from one end of the stage to the other. It's not a road race, it's supposed to be a performance FFS.
waterylights 9th-Feb-2009 05:44 pm (UTC)
LOL, that was so strange. did miley and taylor just willingly volunteer their hair? idgi
hello_samm 9th-Feb-2009 05:45 pm (UTC)


loveyouhuns 9th-Feb-2009 05:45 pm (UTC)
That's completely stupid. Even for her.
superhetoric 9th-Feb-2009 05:45 pm (UTC)
i think she's on uppers
officer_down 9th-Feb-2009 10:03 pm (UTC)
the first thing i thought when watching this video was that she was on something , too
brother_of_arms 9th-Feb-2009 05:45 pm (UTC)
I think she's funny. And more interesting than 95% of celebrities.
tx5mym5 9th-Feb-2009 06:50 pm (UTC)
That was funny?

really? There are no words.
getsome_getsome 9th-Feb-2009 05:47 pm (UTC)
i still cant get over her gawd awful performance last night
ffitzgerald 9th-Feb-2009 06:08 pm (UTC)
getsome_getsome 9th-Feb-2009 06:19 pm (UTC)
041774 9th-Feb-2009 05:48 pm (UTC)
when i saw this i was like "WHAT THE FUUCKK?!"

so gross
colossusx 9th-Feb-2009 05:48 pm (UTC)
horrible performer. sad lady.
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