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12:55 am - 02/09/2009

Natalie Portman's Rap - Uncensored

I'm sure most people have seen the real side of Natalie Portman via her SNL rap, but now for the first time ever an unedited version has been released.  It's sort of different from the SNL version so it might be one of the other recordings, but it's still pretty awesome.



And in case you haven't had the pleasure of seeing it...



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[info]keef_riffhards 9th-Feb-2009 09:01 am (UTC)
hands down my favorite song off the album. i play it sfm.

I'LL KILL YOUR FUCKIN DOG FOR FUN SO DON'T PUSH MEEEE!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

ugh i can't sleep. i have to get up in 2 hours for class, LOL! stay up and post on ONTD instead of sleeping, y/n???
[info]sarahthibault 9th-Feb-2009 09:07 am (UTC)
y

for me personally, I would feel a lot worse if I only slept for 2 hours and then had to get up rather then just stay up!
[info]keef_riffhards 9th-Feb-2009 09:08 am (UTC)
yeah, same. i'll just be bitchy and cranky.
[info]ohsillytwigg 9th-Feb-2009 10:05 am (UTC)
me too, or I'll oversleep, which is the worst.
[info]portmanteaux 9th-Feb-2009 01:24 pm (UTC)
I hadn't realized this song was on the album.

Ugh, I should have stayed up. I probably got like three hours of sleep. I don't even have to go anywhere until NOON but I have an insane headcold right now and I wake up early every morning completely with a sore throat/unable to breath from my nose.
[info]knifeinmyhand 9th-Feb-2009 09:01 am (UTC)
Aaaaah, I love that song.

btw, Radiohead was ROBBED tonight. For real.
[info]gingerslam2 9th-Feb-2009 09:07 am (UTC)
anyone who didn't see Robert Plant / Alison Krauss' win coming honestly has never watched the Grammys before
[info]knifeinmyhand 9th-Feb-2009 09:11 am (UTC)
I never really watch the Grammys... but it seems that they're all as big of assholes as the clowns behind the Oscars.
[info]penny_love_lane 9th-Feb-2009 05:23 pm (UTC)
IKR. It's like, on the one hand I like the Grammy's b/c it seems like they pay attention to the actual music and not just what's popular. On the hand, I hate them b/c crappy shit always wins, lol.
It's a double edged sword.
[info]ojpulse 9th-Feb-2009 09:03 am (UTC)
So for like a day FunnyorDie had the dirty uncensored video, without the stupid red box and without the bleeps... it was beautiful.

I have no idea why they took it down, pissed me off royally though :(
[info]sporkier 9th-Feb-2009 09:10 am (UTC)
I never saw that! D:
[info]gingerslam2 9th-Feb-2009 09:04 am (UTC)
WHAT YOU WANNA DO NATALIE
[info]keef_riffhards 9th-Feb-2009 09:05 am (UTC)
TO DRINK AND FIIIIGHT!!!!
[info]photobby 9th-Feb-2009 09:06 am (UTC)
WHAT YOU NEED NATALIE
[info]urizanegao 9th-Feb-2009 09:06 am (UTC)
TO FUCCKK ALLL NIIIGHT!!!
[info]carriehunt 9th-Feb-2009 09:04 am (UTC)
this makes me uncomfortable
[info]sarahthibault 9th-Feb-2009 09:08 am (UTC)
me too! was not expecting that from her..
[info]trebledgirl35 10th-Feb-2009 07:55 am (UTC)
I think that's why I think it's so great.
[info]photobby I love this man. — 9th-Feb-2009 09:04 am (UTC)
[info]ultravlntmoloko Re: I love this man. — 9th-Feb-2009 09:15 am (UTC)
My boyfriend's mom asked if that was a Jonas Brother last night when "I'm on a boat" came on
[info]photobby Re: I love this man. — 9th-Feb-2009 09:16 am (UTC)
NOT OKAY.
He is x906,832,408,923 cooler than any JoBro.
[info]lovetake_over Re: I love this man. — 9th-Feb-2009 09:28 am (UTC)
OH HELL NO
[info]alessandra_lee Re: I love this man. — 9th-Feb-2009 11:48 am (UTC)
Bad your mom.
[info]starfrance Re: I love this man. — 9th-Feb-2009 04:19 pm (UTC)
lmao. must be the hair. my mom asks me that too and she hates that i'm attracted to guys with hair like that
[info]starfrance Re: I love this man. — 9th-Feb-2009 04:19 pm (UTC)
he's gorgeous.
[info]urizanegao 9th-Feb-2009 09:07 am (UTC)
This is one of my favourite things that has ever been on SNL. It's up there with "Dick In A Box". Holy shit.
[info]sillycucumber 9th-Feb-2009 09:13 am (UTC)
I think it's funnier than Dick in a Box, personally.

"I never said I was a role model... All the kids looking up to me can suck my dick!"
[info]urizanegao 9th-Feb-2009 09:14 am (UTC)
"We love you Natalie!" "I wanna fuck you toooo!"
[info]keef_riffhards 9th-Feb-2009 09:14 am (UTC)
i think it's much funnier than DIAB.

DOIN' 120, GETTIN HEAD WHILE I'M SWERVIN.
[info]chasinwaterfall 9th-Feb-2009 01:55 pm (UTC)
it's like she's inside the mind of every past mainstream rapper.
[info]evett 9th-Feb-2009 09:07 am (UTC)
i've been listening to the album all day from that other threads embed

my favorite songs are...

- jizz in my pants
- i'm on a boat
- like a boss
- dreamgirl
- ras trent
- dick in a box
- space olympics
- natalie's rap


[info]photobby 9th-Feb-2009 09:11 am (UTC)
Photobucket

Jizz In My Pants will always be #1 for me, bb.
[info]urizanegao 9th-Feb-2009 09:24 am (UTC)
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I jizzed...in...my pants.

I just ate a grape and I jizzed...in...my pants.
[info]daijouboo 9th-Feb-2009 09:15 am (UTC)
Dreamgirl cracks my shit UP!
[info]ultravlntmoloko 9th-Feb-2009 09:16 am (UTC)
ras trent is my favorite
[info]urizanegao 9th-Feb-2009 09:40 am (UTC)
The Lonely Island are fucking amazing.
[info]whatwouldwasdo 9th-Feb-2009 03:48 pm (UTC)
exchange "ras trent" with "punch you in your jeans" and i agree. :]
[info]behindthechalet 9th-Feb-2009 04:09 pm (UTC)
me work part time at de coldstone creamery
[info]starfrance 9th-Feb-2009 04:21 pm (UTC)
A DVD OF COOL RUNNINGGGSS!!
[info]winterclothes 9th-Feb-2009 04:52 pm (UTC)
Space Olympics is my favorite forever.
[info]keef_riffhards 9th-Feb-2009 09:09 am (UTC)
YO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SUCK MY DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[info]gingerslam2 needs more Jorma — 9th-Feb-2009 09:09 am (UTC)
[info]ultravlntmoloko Re: needs more Jorma — 9th-Feb-2009 09:17 am (UTC)
word


[info]sjtaazrz Re: needs more Jorma — 10th-Feb-2009 02:10 pm (UTC)
HAHA I haven't seen this one yet.
I love how will also has his shirt off for no reason.
[info]photobby Re: needs more Jorma — 9th-Feb-2009 09:18 am (UTC)
[info]lovetake_over Re: needs more Jorma — 9th-Feb-2009 09:23 am (UTC)
THIS
[info]apafc Re: needs more Jorma — 9th-Feb-2009 11:27 am (UTC)
im in love with him
[info]likeamime Re: needs more Jorma — 9th-Feb-2009 12:47 pm (UTC)
lol wtf is that i love him
[info]sporkier 9th-Feb-2009 09:11 am (UTC)
Do you pronounce SNL like "Snl?"
[info]soph97 9th-Feb-2009 09:12 am (UTC)
mayb because when you pronounce the s in snl its like es which starts with a vowel
[info]josie21612 9th-Feb-2009 09:13 am (UTC)
But A SNL sounds so awful
[info]_amypacemaker_ 9th-Feb-2009 09:18 am (UTC)
You use a/an based on the sound of the beginning of a word. If it sounds like a vowel, then you use "an." That's why you would say "an umbrella" but "a unicorn." Some thing applies here. You would say "an S" but "a Saturday."
[info]hazyflights 9th-Feb-2009 09:10 am (UTC)
WHEN I WAS IN HARVARD I SMOKED WEED EVERYDAY, I CHEATED EVERY TEST AND SNORTED ALL THE YAY.

Someone needs to do a mash up of this and Senor Bale's remix.

Edited at 2009-02-09 09:12 am (UTC)
[info]keef_riffhards 9th-Feb-2009 09:11 am (UTC)
ALL THE KIDS LOOKIN' UP TO ME CAN SUCK. MY. DICK.
IT'S PORTMAN, MOTHA FUCKA
DRINK TIL I'M SICKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
[info]photobby 9th-Feb-2009 09:14 am (UTC)
This has nothing to do with Natalie Portman/SNL/The Lonely Island/ANYTHING in this post. But I felt it was necessary to share, considering the "DRINK TIL I'M SICKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!"



B-b-booty calllllll(:
[info]josie21612 9th-Feb-2009 09:12 am (UTC)
YESSS I GET TO USE THIS ICON!!!!!
[info]keef_riffhards 9th-Feb-2009 09:13 am (UTC)
WATCH YOU LAUGH AND CRY
WHILE I LAUGH, YOU DIE.
[info]sporkier 9th-Feb-2009 09:13 am (UTC)
You can uncensor it now!
[info]kyuusei 9th-Feb-2009 09:13 am (UTC)
NATALIEEE YOU ARE A BADASS BITCHHH

lmfao I'm dying @ 'my dick is scared of you' hahahahah
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