Today is a special day in Duggar History. (Or rather, our view of Duggar History.) Today is the day that we, the public, get our first look at the blessed event that is the marriage of Joshua Duggar and Anna.
8:30 pm EST
9:00 pm EST
These are the lyrics to the beautiful song Josh Duggar sang to his beautiful bride on their wedding day. You may listen here.
~*~*THE OFFICIAL DUGGAR POST FAQ*~*~
Q. VAGINA: NOT A CLOWN CAR.
A. Old meme. if you're going to use the macro, update it. They've had at least 4 kids since the original picture was taken, thus making it irrelevant.
Q. HOT DOG IN A HALLWAY.
Q. What's a Jinger?
A. Bitch please.
Jinger Duggar is rapidly becoming an ONTD favorite because she's the HBIC. She seems to be the only Duggar child who is finally realizing her full potential as a human being, and will most likely end up lesbian or with numerous piercings and tattoos. She may even kiss before marriage and wear pants. You can join the FREE JINGER Facebook group here.
Q. DO THEY EVEN LET THEIR DAUGHTERS GO TO COLLEGE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
A. Apparently JimBob has said in public that he will allow his sons to attend college, but not his daughters. No direct quote available at this time.
Q. Is it true that the oldest Duggar son Josh molested some of his sisters?
A. If you google "Duggar molestation" you get about 5,000 results. "Josh Duggar molestation" comes up with almost 2,000. No one knows for sure, it's just a rumor and its origins are sketchy. Supposedly Oprah had filmed an episode of her show all about the family, but later found out about Josh's molestation charges and would not let the episode be aired. The only sources come from an internet forum, therefore it's probably just a rumor.
Q. Are they mormons?
A. No, they are Baptist.
Q. Why do I keep hearing about Josh and Anna's wedding registry?
A. Josh Duggar and Anna Keller were married in September. Their wedding registry at Walmart leaked online and contained such items as Pringles, Sprite, Peanut butter cups, and numerous flavors of beef jerky. Classy. You can see Josh and Anna's official website here.
A. Who is cousin Amy?
Cousin Amy is JimBob's niece. She's normal and everyone wants to be her, although some people find her annoying.
Q. Don't these people believe in birth control?
A. Nope. From The Duggar Family's website:
Jim Bob & Michelle Duggar married July 21st, 1984. At that time, they chose to use the birth control pill. They thought, “We don’t want children right now. We can’t afford them. We want children in our timing, when we’re ready.” Four years later they decided to have their first child. Then, Michelle went back on the pill, but she conceived and had a miscarriage. At that point they talked with a Christian medical doctor and read the fine print in the contraceptives package. They found that while taking the pill you can get pregnant and then miscarry. They were grieved! They were Christians! They were pro-life! They realized that their selfish actions had taken the life of their child. They prayed and asked God to forgive them, and to teach them to love children like He loves children. They asked God to bless them with as many children as He saw fit in His timing.
It is also believed that they are a part of the Quiverfull Movement.
Q. Are they the only family that is like this?
A. No, in a few episodes of their show they've shown their friends, The Bates Family, who have just as many children and dress them even more old fashioned than the Duggars.
Q. How does Michelle take care of so many children?
A. I think the better question is "how doesn't she?" Since Michelle always has at least 3 little ones under the age of 4 every time she's pregnant, the older daughters take care of them. JimBob has said he can't even remember their birthdays, and the children have a sign up sheet for spending time with the parents.
Q. Does JimBob have a pregnancy fetish?
A. Obviously. Michelle also seems to have an almost orgasmic reaction to being in labor.
Q. Now that I know more about the Duggars.. am I obligated to stay in this post?
Absolutely not. In fact, you should get out while you still can.
Provided to me by piratesswoop, and originally from daydreamrachey
Why do they all have J names?
They didn't want any children feeling left out!
Joshua is named after a biblical figure, but Jana and John-David were just names that the Duggars liked.
But once they had three J's, they didn't want the fourth baby to feel left out, in case that baby turned out to be the last. So the J's continued...and continued...
Some of Josh and Anna's favorites, from their youtube channel:
Movies and Shows: 17 Kids & Counting!, Fireproof, Facing The Giants, Flywheel, The Way of The Master, Timechanger, The Widow's Might, Pencil Town
Music: Masterworks, Majesty Music, The Wilds, Principle Music
Books: The Bible (KJV), The Duggars: 20 & Counting!, The Love Dare, Love & Respect, Before You Meet Prince Charming, The Power of Spoken Blessings
The Jim Bob & Michelle Duggar Family | Official Website
Josh & Anna Duggar | The Official Website
Plan B Contraceptive Pill (no lie)