ONTD

6:54 pm - 01/25/2009

DUGGAR LOVIN




Today is a special day in Duggar History. (Or rather, our view of Duggar History.) Today is the day that we, the public, get our first look at the blessed event that is the marriage of Joshua Duggar and Anna.

WEDDING PLANNING
8:30 pm EST

WEDDING EPISODE
9:00 pm EST



These are the lyrics to the beautiful song Josh Duggar sang to his beautiful bride on their wedding day. You may listen here.







~*~*THE OFFICIAL DUGGAR POST FAQ*~*~

Q. VAGINA: NOT A CLOWN CAR.
A. Old meme. if you're going to use the macro, update it. They've had at least 4 kids since the original picture was taken, thus making it irrelevant.

Q. HOT DOG IN A HALLWAY.
A. ok.

Q. What's a Jinger?


A. Bitch please.

Jinger Duggar is rapidly becoming an ONTD favorite because she's the HBIC. She seems to be the only Duggar child who is finally realizing her full potential as a human being, and will most likely end up lesbian or with numerous piercings and tattoos. She may even kiss before marriage and wear pants. You can join the FREE JINGER Facebook group here.

Q. DO THEY EVEN LET THEIR DAUGHTERS GO TO COLLEGE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
A. Apparently JimBob has said in public that he will allow his sons to attend college, but not his daughters. No direct quote available at this time.

Q. Is it true that the oldest Duggar son Josh molested some of his sisters?
A. If you google "Duggar molestation" you get about 5,000 results. "Josh Duggar molestation" comes up with almost 2,000. No one knows for sure, it's just a rumor and its origins are sketchy. Supposedly Oprah had filmed an episode of her show all about the family, but later found out about Josh's molestation charges and would not let the episode be aired. The only sources come from an internet forum, therefore it's probably just a rumor.

Q. Are they mormons?
A. No, they are Baptist.

Q. Why do I keep hearing about Josh and Anna's wedding registry?
A. Josh Duggar and Anna Keller were married in September. Their wedding registry at Walmart leaked online and contained such items as Pringles, Sprite, Peanut butter cups, and numerous flavors of beef jerky. Classy. You can see Josh and Anna's official website here.

A. Who is cousin Amy?
Cousin Amy is JimBob's niece. She's normal and everyone wants to be her, although some people find her annoying.

Q. Don't these people believe in birth control?
A. Nope. From The Duggar Family's website:
Jim Bob & Michelle Duggar married July 21st, 1984. At that time, they chose to use the birth control pill. They thought, “We don’t want children right now. We can’t afford them. We want children in our timing, when we’re ready.” Four years later they decided to have their first child. Then, Michelle went back on the pill, but she conceived and had a miscarriage. At that point they talked with a Christian medical doctor and read the fine print in the contraceptives package. They found that while taking the pill you can get pregnant and then miscarry. They were grieved! They were Christians! They were pro-life! They realized that their selfish actions had taken the life of their child. They prayed and asked God to forgive them, and to teach them to love children like He loves children. They asked God to bless them with as many children as He saw fit in His timing.

It is also believed that they are a part of the Quiverfull Movement.

Q. Are they the only family that is like this?
A. No, in a few episodes of their show they've shown their friends, The Bates Family, who have just as many children and dress them even more old fashioned than the Duggars.

Q. How does Michelle take care of so many children?
A. I think the better question is "how doesn't she?" Since Michelle always has at least 3 little ones under the age of 4 every time she's pregnant, the older daughters take care of them. JimBob has said he can't even remember their birthdays, and the children have a sign up sheet for spending time with the parents.

Q. Does JimBob have a pregnancy fetish?
A. Obviously. Michelle also seems to have an almost orgasmic reaction to being in labor.

Q. Now that I know more about the Duggars.. am I obligated to stay in this post?
Absolutely not. In fact, you should get out while you still can.

Provided to me by piratesswoop, and originally from daydreamrachey

Why do they all have J names?
They didn't want any children feeling left out!
Joshua is named after a biblical figure, but Jana and John-David were just names that the Duggars liked.
But once they had three J's, they didn't want the fourth baby to feel left out, in case that baby turned out to be the last. So the J's continued...and continued...




Some of Josh and Anna's favorites, from their youtube channel:
Movies and Shows: 17 Kids & Counting!, Fireproof, Facing The Giants, Flywheel, The Way of The Master, Timechanger, The Widow's Might, Pencil Town
Music: Masterworks, Majesty Music, The Wilds, Principle Music
Books: The Bible (KJV), The Duggars: 20 & Counting!, The Love Dare, Love & Respect, Before You Meet Prince Charming, The Power of Spoken Blessings

Duggar sites:
The Jim Bob & Michelle Duggar Family | Official Website
Josh & Anna Duggar | The Official Website


Sponsored by:
Plan B Contraceptive Pill (no lie)
[info]102bb 26th-Jan-2009 01:31 am (UTC)
I have to say that Jinger Duggar is most certaintly a lesbian, and I am waiting for that bitch to see the light.
[info]gettingdrunkt 26th-Jan-2009 01:35 am (UTC)
Jesa I love you. Ben thinks we are ment for each other.
[info]102bb 26th-Jan-2009 01:36 am (UTC)
I love you, KGB. Ben just want to jaq off to us bc he is siq.
[info]_generalsmuts 26th-Jan-2009 01:35 am (UTC)
It will be amazing. I wonder whether the Duggar family will just stop mentioning her or try and get her to see the light, or just keep her around like cousin Amy as an example of what is not right.
[info]mourning 26th-Jan-2009 02:02 am (UTC)
lol, i was just thinking that today when i was watching reruns. i'm getting better at spotting out my fellow queers, tbh
[info]iamcheryltweedy 26th-Jan-2009 02:42 am (UTC)
for sure she is

I get to be her first though, okay
[info]mel_in_tights 26th-Jan-2009 02:45 am (UTC)
ia and i want a piece
[info]i_prefer_scummy 26th-Jan-2009 03:39 am (UTC)
I am waiting for the day.

Join us Jinger, You won't have to wear skirts anymore and you can cut your hair short! You can be a hot dyke.
[info]me_want_c00kie 26th-Jan-2009 06:30 am (UTC)
I think they all are
[info]nene718 26th-Jan-2009 01:31 am (UTC)
lol I should go and watch right now.
[info]vdoeschallenge 26th-Jan-2009 01:35 am (UTC)
i am watching it right now.
[info]bohachy 26th-Jan-2009 01:46 am (UTC)
me too, bb.
[info]devon_carrots 26th-Jan-2009 01:31 am (UTC)
WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY WAIT TO KISS EVER UNTIL THE WEDDING
[info]thelastweekend 26th-Jan-2009 01:35 am (UTC)
hahaha it would suck if one of them kissed REALLY badly and they're stuck with the other person for the rest of their life.
[info]devon_carrots 26th-Jan-2009 01:36 am (UTC)
exactly omg
[info]annachu 26th-Jan-2009 01:42 am (UTC)
neither one of them would have any concept of what was good or bad though...
[info]pink_the_color 26th-Jan-2009 01:43 am (UTC)
but would they really know? i mean how can you know if someone is a bad kisser if you've never kissed? esp if you've gone that long.
[info]pachakuti 26th-Jan-2009 01:43 am (UTC)
Well, everyone kisses badly the first few times they do it. Odds are, if it's bad enough to be unpleasant, they'll fucking work on it or something. Clearly these people aren't anti-sex or physical affection within a married context... J-boy and what's-her-face will probably just, y'know, work on their sex life/physical affection stuff until they're better at it with each other.

Seriously, the fact that your first kiss sucks doesn't mean you'll NEVER LEARN TO KISS WELL.

ALSO I LOVE COFFEE. AND CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
[info]impeding 26th-Jan-2009 02:14 am (UTC)
it would suck if the person you married started kissing badly and you are not sexually attracted to them anymore

OH WAIT that's not what you get married for
[info]sinfulemerald 26th-Jan-2009 03:06 am (UTC)
my cousins did that. it blew my mind

with the all sex i have they must think of me as the antichrist

Edited at 2009-01-26 03:07 am (UTC)
[info]dreamerbri 26th-Jan-2009 03:40 am (UTC)
there are more people than i thought they hold off on all physical contact until they're married (even hand holding and hugging).
[info]starfrance 26th-Jan-2009 01:32 am (UTC)
lmfao
[info]elizabethcate 26th-Jan-2009 01:37 am (UTC)
At least she'll only have to endure it for about a minute.
[info]lucy_u2 26th-Jan-2009 02:33 am (UTC)
LMAO
[info]varookamcsalt 26th-Jan-2009 01:45 am (UTC)
so true so true.
[info]julieson 26th-Jan-2009 02:58 am (UTC)
this is so true
[info]smithersss 26th-Jan-2009 03:06 am (UTC)
LOL
[info]cakebot_san 26th-Jan-2009 04:29 am (UTC)
this just rocked my world!
[info]insaynejayne 26th-Jan-2009 04:43 am (UTC)
lol irl
[info]scaredsquee 26th-Jan-2009 05:28 am (UTC)
oh god they're probably not going to use a condom, either. so she'll be pregnant ASAP....
[info]me_want_c00kie 26th-Jan-2009 06:31 am (UTC)
Zing!
[info]celtic_thistle 26th-Jan-2009 08:08 pm (UTC)
WIN
[info]piratesswoop 26th-Jan-2009 01:31 am (UTC)
should i post the faq, or does everyone already know all about them?
[info]ecctv 26th-Jan-2009 01:32 am (UTC)
sure, i can post it in the post if you wish
[info]piratesswoop 26th-Jan-2009 01:33 am (UTC)
i'll PM it to you so you can add it :)
[info]redhotpeppers 1st-Mar-2009 06:20 am (UTC)
the FAQ is hilarious
[info]starfrance 26th-Jan-2009 01:31 am (UTC)
BLANG BLANG
[info]lovely_amara 26th-Jan-2009 01:32 am (UTC)
It might just be me, but I do not understand this family at all...
[info]me_want_c00kie 26th-Jan-2009 06:32 am (UTC)
It's not just you
[info]flowerssleeping 26th-Jan-2009 01:32 am (UTC)
omg the commercial for this is so funny with the dad trying to talk to him about how to be gentle to her and stuff when they fugg for the first time. and then they have that like CD on in the car talking about their wedding night...wtf is that?!
[info]ecctv 26th-Jan-2009 01:32 am (UTC)
I'm so excited to see it all
[info]cherry222 26th-Jan-2009 01:58 am (UTC)
i know right, that creeps me out....but i also wanna know what the dude on the cd says
[info]me_want_c00kie 26th-Jan-2009 06:33 am (UTC)
I couldnt stop laughing after watching that commercial
[info]devon_carrots 26th-Jan-2009 01:32 am (UTC)
and josh kind of looks like t.r knight in the first pic
[info]lace_guitar 26th-Jan-2009 01:32 am (UTC)
If it wasn't for this post I would have completely forgotten about these eps!
[info]ashosaurus 26th-Jan-2009 02:49 am (UTC)
Me too, I HAVE to see the train derail.
[info]cuteredhed 26th-Jan-2009 01:32 am (UTC)
i love that he asked permission to HOLD HER HAND
[info]selenityk 26th-Jan-2009 01:32 am (UTC)
*waits for Duggar wank*
[info]harpsi_fizz 26th-Jan-2009 05:26 am (UTC)
They don't wank! Every sperm is saaa-creddd!
[info]nessism 26th-Jan-2009 01:32 am (UTC)
NESSISM (7:47:24 PM): need to take bets when anna is going to start popping children

ecctv (7:47:39 PM): they're probably going to use the wrong hole for a few weeks
[info]mylittlefriend 26th-Jan-2009 01:33 am (UTC)
omg lmao
[info]ecctv 26th-Jan-2009 01:33 am (UTC)
:D
[info]nene718 26th-Jan-2009 01:35 am (UTC)
lol
[info]lillie_poo_pod 26th-Jan-2009 01:38 am (UTC)
ROFLMAO!!!
[info]j_k_m 26th-Jan-2009 01:46 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHA
[info]hoot 26th-Jan-2009 01:47 am (UTC)
LOL omg
[info]monotonebanana 26th-Jan-2009 01:48 am (UTC)
hahahahahahahaha
[info]cynsim 26th-Jan-2009 01:57 am (UTC)
her bellybutton?
[info]ccf_8002 26th-Jan-2009 01:58 am (UTC)
josh: anna, there's two holes. wtf?

anna: flip a coin.
[info]drawntoinsanity 26th-Jan-2009 02:00 am (UTC)
oh dear god why did i read that
[info]nature 26th-Jan-2009 02:22 am (UTC)
A+
[info]coyotebrat 26th-Jan-2009 03:08 am (UTC)
lol, I'm so glad my room mate wasn't in here when I read that.
[info]dreamerbri 26th-Jan-2009 03:42 am (UTC)
lol
[info]beautifiers 26th-Jan-2009 04:01 am (UTC)
omg i'm trying so hard not to laugh bc my two roomies would just be like 'wat'
[info]shanny_w 26th-Jan-2009 10:00 am (UTC)
Wrong hole, asshole!
[info]celtic_thistle 26th-Jan-2009 08:09 pm (UTC)
ROFL
[info]mylittlefriend 26th-Jan-2009 01:32 am (UTC)
I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED
[info]aileybay 26th-Jan-2009 03:26 am (UTC)
your icon! haha
[info]rambling_road 26th-Jan-2009 01:32 am (UTC)
This family is terrifying and fascinating. So pumped for this wedding episode.
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