ONTD

12:30 pm - 01/13/2009

Work for Britney!



Want to manage Britney Spears’ online persona? She’s on YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, MySpace and other sites, and somebody (not her of course) has to do all the hard work of posting and responding to content.

That’s where you come in.



If you went to Harvard, that is. Brandcasting Unlimited, Britney’s online manager, posted the job listing below for “Britney Spears 2.0 Media Manager” yesterday on a Harvard-only private job board. Among the not-so-tough job requirements: you must be “addicted to social networks such as MySpace and Facebook.”

The full job listing is below:



source

dust off those resumes, ONTD! what kind of facelift would you give to Britney's online pages? and what would be your first Twitter, unintelligible MySpace blog, or incriminating YouTube video post?
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[info]beautifiers 13th-Jan-2009 02:54 pm (UTC)
that's some bullshit right there.

plus LOL @ them misspelling manage as "mange."

Edited at 2009-01-13 02:55 pm (UTC)
[info]thefinchster 13th-Jan-2009 07:12 pm (UTC)
They mispelled 'Google' too as 'Googloe'.
[info]godrevypoint 13th-Jan-2009 02:55 pm (UTC)
that looks like a cross between britney and jennifer morrison
[info]krissa27 13th-Jan-2009 03:02 pm (UTC)
sadly, ia
[info]brenaissance 13th-Jan-2009 03:38 pm (UTC)
Jesse Spencer >>>>>>>>>>>> Justin Timberlake, Kevin Federline, Adnan Whatever, Jason Alexander, blah.
[info]dendal 13th-Jan-2009 03:44 pm (UTC)
you know it.
[info]intodelirium 13th-Jan-2009 06:43 pm (UTC)
lolz took a second look. ITA!!!
[info]beingabotch22 13th-Jan-2009 02:57 pm (UTC)
Shenanigans.
[info]tsuu 13th-Jan-2009 02:57 pm (UTC)
Looks boring.
[info]krissa27 13th-Jan-2009 03:01 pm (UTC)
"You are a Social media expert with Googloe Analytics, SEO and SEM experience"

Who wrote this? Seriously? IS it fake?
[info]nat 13th-Jan-2009 05:16 pm (UTC)
"I'm a good eugooglizer."

It's probably fake, but it is sadly a great representation of current job ads. I wonder how these job ad writers get THEIR jobs.
[info]tracee_ann 14th-Jan-2009 01:15 am (UTC)
BEST MOVIE EVER.
[info]houseofjunk 13th-Jan-2009 03:03 pm (UTC)
THIS IS A TICKET TO BRILLIANCE.

if a cnn article stuff up can make international news, imagine what a fake britney blog would do?

life as we know it aka. ONTD would craaaaaaaaaaassssssssh
[info]madeinitalyox 13th-Jan-2009 03:07 pm (UTC)
Lol @ people who would actually want to do this
[info]fashionallonme 13th-Jan-2009 03:08 pm (UTC)
i know it sounds like a horrible job
[info]finefinemusic 13th-Jan-2009 08:13 pm (UTC)
no, factory work is a horrible job, we should all be so lucky
[info]fashionallonme 13th-Jan-2009 03:08 pm (UTC)
way to keep it professional britney
[info]mariotter 13th-Jan-2009 03:08 pm (UTC)
HUH? This is not for real...
[info]wikkidraven 13th-Jan-2009 03:16 pm (UTC)
there's only one way to find out.

ONTD mail bomb joseph.nejman@gmail.com
[info]varookamcsalt 13th-Jan-2009 03:53 pm (UTC)
I was gonna say that!
[info]liberateourtime 13th-Jan-2009 03:09 pm (UTC)
Googloe?
[info]nat 13th-Jan-2009 05:18 pm (UTC)
Eugoogly
[info]maybelater__ 13th-Jan-2009 03:10 pm (UTC)
i dont even manage my own facebook well.
[info]mariotter 13th-Jan-2009 03:11 pm (UTC)
Then you are perfect for the job. LOL!
[info]nat 13th-Jan-2009 05:18 pm (UTC)
At least you can spell "facebook".
[info]maybelater__ 13th-Jan-2009 06:38 pm (UTC)
Oh whoops I meant "facoebok"
[info]aliahs66 13th-Jan-2009 03:12 pm (UTC)
ha ha he he ha ha ho
sorry bitch, I already have a lot of work to do
[info]laurlen 13th-Jan-2009 05:04 pm (UTC)
I agree... I like how the girl on the left is doing her own version of the dance.. interesting..
[info]nat 13th-Jan-2009 05:19 pm (UTC)
None of them are in sync. Maybe that was on purpose?
[info]sporkier 13th-Jan-2009 06:28 pm (UTC)
Ew @ not-in-sync girl
[info]tarsha 13th-Jan-2009 03:14 pm (UTC)
shit what are they paying? i fucking hate my job.
[info]nat 13th-Jan-2009 05:20 pm (UTC)
Same here. I'm between jobs, and I'm kind of getting sick of cooking (it's what I do). It might be nice to sit on my ass and google all day, while updating Britney's Myspace in the meantime.

Ok, no, that would make me go insane.
[info]jiai1 13th-Jan-2009 06:30 pm (UTC)
Try to be grateful you have one bb. I was laid off from mine recently, as well as my roommate and about half the people I know. I feel our economy has become a matter of just having a job, not getting to do what you'd enjoy. :( So sad.

If this ad even seemed legit, I'd apply for sure.
[info]tarsha 13th-Jan-2009 08:46 pm (UTC)
I'm at "full time" at 32 hours a week. Less than 36 makes my health insurance for my son and I get cut.

I have been there for way too long to have my hours cut on a regular basis. I know that times are tough for everyone, when I first got the job I managed 10-12 employees. Now there are only 6. And not one of them is there 40 hours a week.

But the private jet industry has been hit really hard by this recession.
[info]breathe_again 14th-Jan-2009 01:08 am (UTC)
As someone who just got laid off last week it's pretty entertaining to say "hey, got a new job...I update Britney Spears' MySpace/Twitter/Facebook". :-)
[info]anti_moralist 13th-Jan-2009 03:14 pm (UTC)
what a fucking baby. she can't do anything herself anymore.
[info]weekendromance 13th-Jan-2009 03:23 pm (UTC)
lol i doubt she has tiem to manage all that shit. plus a lot of celebs are computer illiterate
[info]nat 13th-Jan-2009 05:21 pm (UTC)
true, plus their careers don't revolve around computers.
[info]keef_riffhards 13th-Jan-2009 03:29 pm (UTC)
wtf
[info]pikachu_go 13th-Jan-2009 05:05 pm (UTC)
lol gtfo.
wishing death on someone isnt cute.
[info]iennjfer 13th-Jan-2009 03:15 pm (UTC)
i'd rather churn butter for a living
[info]brenaissance 13th-Jan-2009 03:41 pm (UTC)
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter, raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise anudder...
[info]undersea 13th-Jan-2009 04:06 pm (UTC)
weird al <3
[info]orangeaide 13th-Jan-2009 04:53 pm (UTC)
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure at heart? Well I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art.
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