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4:11 pm - 01/05/2009

Busty Hearts Is Making America Proud


Busty Hearts, the hot bitch who should have won America's Got Talent, took her chichis of mass destruction overseas to demonstrate her skills on a Spanish TV show. Now TMZ says one of Busty's tracks came out of her head while she was pounding melons, but I didn't see that shit. I get off seeing weaves pieces try to escape, so I watched it over and over again to see the exact moment, but it never came for me. Maybe because I was too busy trying to comfort my crying nipples.

And Busy still doesn't have shit on Aretha Franklin. Aretha can break a bowling ball in two just by flashing her CHICHIS (so big you gotta use all caps) at it.

source (dlisted)

Uh, I'd be afraid of busting those things.  Apparently, she was a contestant on NBC's "America's Got Talent" (lol) and has appeared on other television shows crushing all kinds of shit with her boobies.  Here she is on wiki.
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alittledream 5th-Jan-2009 10:38 pm (UTC)
wait.. she crushes things... with her boobs?
markovnikov 5th-Jan-2009 10:38 pm (UTC)
um that seriously looks like the beautiful dina lohan
briannawarner 5th-Jan-2009 10:40 pm (UTC)
lol. ia.
teddyism 5th-Jan-2009 10:46 pm (UTC)
Yeah I saw a cross between Dina Lohan and Jillian Reynolds.
yourlonelyheart 5th-Jan-2009 10:53 pm (UTC)
I was just scrolling and didn't read the article. I was thinking that Dina got some massive implants.
brenaissance 5th-Jan-2009 11:05 pm (UTC)
mte
biruuu 5th-Jan-2009 10:39 pm (UTC)
TV in my country is so classy...
kerplunkburnout 5th-Jan-2009 10:39 pm (UTC)
Omg, that is disgusting.
aiwannabe i think the real question is.... — 5th-Jan-2009 10:39 pm (UTC)
are they real?
i_was_a_camera Re: i think the real question is.... — 5th-Jan-2009 10:46 pm (UTC)
lol word.


My little sister asked my grandma that once. My family still cracks up about it.
briannawarner 5th-Jan-2009 10:40 pm (UTC)
that completely tainted my day.
briannawarner and ew she's a taurus — 5th-Jan-2009 11:01 pm (UTC)
my astro sign is tainted =[
roter_mund Re: and ew she's a taurus — 6th-Jan-2009 05:36 pm (UTC)
uhm, like hitler, for example..
madmike91 5th-Jan-2009 10:40 pm (UTC)
OMG
Thank you for posting
itone 5th-Jan-2009 10:40 pm (UTC)
OUCH my breast hurts just by watching that. And i don't even have breasts.
missymygosh 5th-Jan-2009 10:55 pm (UTC)
lol
aslongasitsfree 5th-Jan-2009 10:41 pm (UTC)
WHAT.
aileybay 5th-Jan-2009 10:42 pm (UTC)
was the person blind? her hair fell out like, 3 seconds into her ramming her chest into those poor watermelon.

the whole thing is disgusting =/
exiiguity 5th-Jan-2009 10:42 pm (UTC)
WTF?
chuk_is_dazzled 5th-Jan-2009 11:03 pm (UTC)
mte
coatkneedee 5th-Jan-2009 10:42 pm (UTC)
jdhjbscleclvwrv;s
mardiness 5th-Jan-2009 10:43 pm (UTC)
I think I'm gay now.
sonnete 5th-Jan-2009 10:44 pm (UTC)
OH MY GOD.


And I thought I had huge tits. Seriously. How does she live with that? My shoulders hurt after I work out because of my sports bras and I look like a ho when I wear tanktops, BIG BOOBS KIND OF SUCK LADY.
kkkarma 5th-Jan-2009 10:50 pm (UTC)
i feel your pain :)
emtemp 5th-Jan-2009 11:03 pm (UTC)
I wear big sweaters cause I don't want mine to attack. I completely understand.
joaniemaloney 5th-Jan-2009 11:23 pm (UTC)
I can't even imagine shopping with her uh, condition.
tokitoh 6th-Jan-2009 12:39 am (UTC)
lol same. my boobs are the reason i refuse to run at all.
pink__sparklies 5th-Jan-2009 10:45 pm (UTC)
That is so upsetting.
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