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5:58 pm - 12/27/2008
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You probably remember that last April newspapers reported Amy Winehouse had been cheating on her husband Blake with ‘clean cut mummy’s boy’ Alex Haines. As soon as the story broke the troubled singer cut all ties with her former personal assistant and that was the last we heard of him. Until now anyway… Speaking to the News Of The World, Alex has finally lifted the lid on Amy’s dark and depressing lifestyle. He describes how she used to completely freak out if she didn’t have drugs with her at all times and she’d even smoke crack for breakfast… “The first thing she’d ask was, ‘Where’s my pipe?” While she got it going I made toast with butter and a cup of tea for her. It was her normal breakfast.” He also describes how she’s battles bulimia and how shocked he was the first time he witnessed her self-harming, On Drugs: Alex Haines tells how the singer smoked CRACK for BREAKFAST from pipes she made out of drinks bottles as she blew £3,500 a week on drugs in her darkest hours. She was so desperate for every last bit she even frantically scraped the residue out with a SCREWDRIVER so it wouldn’t be wasted. On her eating habbits: He also reveals how the once painfully thin diva was a secret BULIMIC—living on McDonalds and up to 10 Crunchie bars at a time. She even used HIS TOOTHBRUSH to make herself THROW UP afterwards. And Alex, her former personal assistant, details their marathon romps while hubby Blake Fielder Civil was inside. On their sex: He says: “It was like having my own little porn star. Amy was so dirty—she wanted sex all the time. We did it four or five times a day and she’d even wake me up for it. She was addicted to sex like she was to drugs.” Amy had been working on her third album following Fielder Civil’s jailing for GBH and perverting the course of justice. Alex recalls: “It was 6am. I woke up looked around and there she was. She pounced on me. We made love. Afterwards I said, ‘This is gonna make things difficult,’ but she replied, ‘No it’s not’. “We became wrapped up in one another. When I stayed at hers I would be asleep downstairs and there would be this little girl on the bed crawling towards me waking me up for sex.” But Amy could never get Blake off her mind. “She would go on about him and her being together forever straight after we made love. I sat there in disbelief. We had few bust-ups over it.” He says Amy became violent when she mixed drugs with alcohol. “When she drank with the drugs, she showed her worst side. She liked vodka with 99p supermarket tropical juice. Her behaviour became manic. She would cut herself or attack others. When she drank things got messy.” He was shocked by her self-harming. “The first time I saw her do it was after she told Blake we’d had a fling. She cut herself with scissors from shoulder to wrist.” Alex reveals how her spiralling problems cost her the chance to sing the theme tune to the new Bond film. He recalls: “Mark Ronson had prepared a backing track based on David Arnold’s Quantum Of Solace score. But when Amy heard it, she said, ‘I want a tune James Bond would dance to. That sounds like something f***ing James Bond gets into an elevator to’.” She was ditched from the project and the track, Another Way To Die, was sung by Jack White of The White Stripes and Alicia Keys. Amy finally dumped Alex by phone on May 19. He says: “She thought Blake would be out in June and she couldn’t cope with her own guilt,” says Alex, of Aylburton, Glos. “She told me, ‘Blake said we can’t speak to each other any more. You know I love you to pieces but we can’t see each other’. Later she apologised for hurting me and told me she loved me. I didn’t hear from her again.” Now Alex—who left his job— hopes Amy will finally overcome her demons. He says: “To me she wasn’t a star, but a sweet girl with a few problems. She needed rehab—and it’s great to see her getting better.”
I for one am very shocked I would have NEVER guessed these things, anyway here's new pics of Amy on vacation
Source: www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/111608/Amy-W
Dude sells his story about Amy....
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You probably remember that last April newspapers reported Amy Winehouse had been cheating on her husband Blake with ‘clean cut mummy’s boy’ Alex Haines. As soon as the story broke the troubled singer cut all ties with her former personal assistant and that was the last we heard of him. Until now anyway… Speaking to the News Of The World, Alex has finally lifted the lid on Amy’s dark and depressing lifestyle. He describes how she used to completely freak out if she didn’t have drugs with her at all times and she’d even smoke crack for breakfast… “The first thing she’d ask was, ‘Where’s my pipe?” While she got it going I made toast with butter and a cup of tea for her. It was her normal breakfast.” He also describes how she’s battles bulimia and how shocked he was the first time he witnessed her self-harming, On Drugs: Alex Haines tells how the singer smoked CRACK for BREAKFAST from pipes she made out of drinks bottles as she blew £3,500 a week on drugs in her darkest hours. She was so desperate for every last bit she even frantically scraped the residue out with a SCREWDRIVER so it wouldn’t be wasted. On her eating habbits: He also reveals how the once painfully thin diva was a secret BULIMIC—living on McDonalds and up to 10 Crunchie bars at a time. She even used HIS TOOTHBRUSH to make herself THROW UP afterwards. And Alex, her former personal assistant, details their marathon romps while hubby Blake Fielder Civil was inside. On their sex: He says: “It was like having my own little porn star. Amy was so dirty—she wanted sex all the time. We did it four or five times a day and she’d even wake me up for it. She was addicted to sex like she was to drugs.” Amy had been working on her third album following Fielder Civil’s jailing for GBH and perverting the course of justice. Alex recalls: “It was 6am. I woke up looked around and there she was. She pounced on me. We made love. Afterwards I said, ‘This is gonna make things difficult,’ but she replied, ‘No it’s not’. “We became wrapped up in one another. When I stayed at hers I would be asleep downstairs and there would be this little girl on the bed crawling towards me waking me up for sex.” But Amy could never get Blake off her mind. “She would go on about him and her being together forever straight after we made love. I sat there in disbelief. We had few bust-ups over it.” He says Amy became violent when she mixed drugs with alcohol. “When she drank with the drugs, she showed her worst side. She liked vodka with 99p supermarket tropical juice. Her behaviour became manic. She would cut herself or attack others. When she drank things got messy.” He was shocked by her self-harming. “The first time I saw her do it was after she told Blake we’d had a fling. She cut herself with scissors from shoulder to wrist.” Alex reveals how her spiralling problems cost her the chance to sing the theme tune to the new Bond film. He recalls: “Mark Ronson had prepared a backing track based on David Arnold’s Quantum Of Solace score. But when Amy heard it, she said, ‘I want a tune James Bond would dance to. That sounds like something f***ing James Bond gets into an elevator to’.” She was ditched from the project and the track, Another Way To Die, was sung by Jack White of The White Stripes and Alicia Keys. Amy finally dumped Alex by phone on May 19. He says: “She thought Blake would be out in June and she couldn’t cope with her own guilt,” says Alex, of Aylburton, Glos. “She told me, ‘Blake said we can’t speak to each other any more. You know I love you to pieces but we can’t see each other’. Later she apologised for hurting me and told me she loved me. I didn’t hear from her again.” Now Alex—who left his job— hopes Amy will finally overcome her demons. He says: “To me she wasn’t a star, but a sweet girl with a few problems. She needed rehab—and it’s great to see her getting better.” I for one am very shocked I would have NEVER guessed these things, anyway here's new pics of Amy on vacation
Source: www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/111608/Amy-W
Yeah, because you have such an appetite after you smoke crack.
Fucking liar.
I've done all the uppers before, and they all make food seem absolutely disgusting.
i try to describe it to people but they all look at me funny, especially trying to describe the abe lincoln sketch.
"oh my god hamlet i just saw a fucking vampire!"
(not a quote to use on a first date with an english major by the way)
The whole pathetic things smacks of such desperation. 'I wish her the best while I shamelessly exploit her past in order to earn some $$$'. (Except, insert the pound symbol I guess.)
BREAKFAST
THROW UP
KITTY KATS
This is one of the more random funny things to make me LOL at work.
They always capitalize random words!
what are crunchie bars, btw?
HIS toothbrush!