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fergwad [info]junosucks
11:56 am - 12/24/2008

Merry Christmas from Hef and his boring, white trash twins!

NSFW, I guess




First of all, bitch on the right couldn't put her Blackberry down for the photo? And the bodypainting isn't even Christmasy or anything. This is some half-assed shit. You know Bridget would have gotten herself, Holly, and Kendra some sexy elf outfits or something that put these idiots to shame.

DOWNGRADE, HEF!!


source for the xmas card: Huffington Post
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[info]treesuh11 24th-Dec-2008 06:08 pm (UTC)
are those aeropostale shorts?
[info]eachnewday 24th-Dec-2008 06:10 pm (UTC)
why yes, yes they are.
[info]jeru02 24th-Dec-2008 06:14 pm (UTC)
OMG
I'm mad I didn't catch that first as I have a long history of employment with them.

In fact, I'm quitting as I type. lol
[info]treesuh11 24th-Dec-2008 08:05 pm (UTC)
lol that's sad bb
[info]s0inlovewithyou 25th-Dec-2008 04:41 am (UTC)
HAHAH AMAZING CATCH! That's hilarious.
[info]nomoneyfun 24th-Dec-2008 06:08 pm (UTC)
maybe his eyesight is gone. those girls are too extra extra busted.
[info]dnttllhrry 24th-Dec-2008 06:12 pm (UTC)
lol extra emphasized.
[info]yellowww 24th-Dec-2008 10:25 pm (UTC)
ikr!
[info]_mscaligurl_ 24th-Dec-2008 06:09 pm (UTC)
ROFL at the weekend at Bernie's caption. GND FTMFW.
[info]queso_for_you 24th-Dec-2008 06:09 pm (UTC)
talk about ruining my christmas spirit
[info]purplelily85 24th-Dec-2008 06:09 pm (UTC)
STOP REJECTING MY FUCKING POST, MOD. IT IS BRAND NEW AND IT WAS NOT POSTED ON ONTD. WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH ME? FUCK.
[info]megnificent 24th-Dec-2008 06:11 pm (UTC)
maybe you whine too much.
[info]resin 24th-Dec-2008 08:06 pm (UTC)
for fucking real
[info]lovesafable 24th-Dec-2008 06:12 pm (UTC)
GO OUTSIDE
[info]yelleatme 24th-Dec-2008 06:16 pm (UTC)
You need a hug gurl (((huggg)))
[info]clubs 24th-Dec-2008 06:16 pm (UTC)
[info]kvetch_kvetch 24th-Dec-2008 06:17 pm (UTC)
wow where is your christmas spirit?
[info]fierce_bb23 24th-Dec-2008 06:19 pm (UTC)
wtf mods! I need my JC !!
[info]superhetoric 24th-Dec-2008 06:20 pm (UTC)
maybe your post was lame
[info]hotwheelz69 24th-Dec-2008 06:24 pm (UTC)
YOU TELL THAT WHITE MAN.
[info]likeadoll 24th-Dec-2008 07:26 pm (UTC)
Haha happened to me last night. I guess Lance Armstrong and his girlfriend of a few months having a baby isn't allowed. Maybe he's not enough of a celebrity? IDK.
[info]runbread 24th-Dec-2008 06:09 pm (UTC)
the one on the left isn't as slim as the one on the right
[info]hybridismarion 24th-Dec-2008 06:26 pm (UTC)
I noticed that too bb. Oddly enough, her chest is smaller.

Life's a bitch.
[info]nat 25th-Dec-2008 05:39 pm (UTC)
The first thing I notice was the left one's tiny titties, then I noticed that she's fat.
[info]meudail 24th-Dec-2008 06:27 pm (UTC)
OMG I noticed that too and thought, "What must it be like to be the fat twin?" lol.
[info]moonlightenvy 24th-Dec-2008 07:52 pm (UTC)
bizzaro
[info]tamburlaine 24th-Dec-2008 08:04 pm (UTC)
I know. That's one's the ugly one. I always feel bad for the ugly twin because there always is one. :/
[info]tippythepoodle ?? — 24th-Dec-2008 06:10 pm (UTC)
what does Hef have against women of color? (i.e. not blond and white?)
must get boring!
[info]nomoneyfun Re: ?? — 24th-Dec-2008 06:10 pm (UTC)
we should thank our lucky stars ethnic women aren't involved in this fuckery. ugh.
[info]tippythepoodle Re: ?? — 24th-Dec-2008 06:13 pm (UTC)
lol-true-but I think people should step outside their dating box!
[info]eleven59 Re: ?? — 24th-Dec-2008 06:18 pm (UTC)
iawtc.
Oh god, you know he'd be all over someone like Bai Ling and then we'd have more people wanting to be her.
[info]breadsandwiches Re: ?? — 24th-Dec-2008 06:42 pm (UTC)
hell yeah
[info]wring Re: ?? — 24th-Dec-2008 07:11 pm (UTC)
rofl trufax
[info]fraggleroq Re: ?? — 24th-Dec-2008 07:13 pm (UTC)
IA lol
[info]so_pseudogoth Re: ?? — 24th-Dec-2008 06:11 pm (UTC)
Playboy's had all different kinds of models over the years, but his personal preference for girlfriends are platinum blondes. I really think he's just been stuck on them since Marilyn. Holly tried SO hard to turn into Marilyn for him... I wonder how long it'll take these two to start changing their looks.
[info]milkybrew Re: ?? — 24th-Dec-2008 06:18 pm (UTC)
yeah he definetly has a 'type', aka whores
[info]riffrandell 24th-Dec-2008 06:10 pm (UTC)
Their parents must be so proud.
[info]hard2explain8 24th-Dec-2008 06:17 pm (UTC)
Haha I just posted the same thing, bb.
[info]so_pseudogoth 24th-Dec-2008 06:10 pm (UTC)
This is so upsetting. Aren't they sisters? And they sleep together?
[info]misspinkkate 24th-Dec-2008 06:12 pm (UTC)
Yea, I don't get that part...
[info]superhetoric 24th-Dec-2008 06:14 pm (UTC)
yes. sick shit.
[info]therealycats 24th-Dec-2008 06:15 pm (UTC)
In theory, anyway. They're just playing up on the twincest fantasy that some men have. It's gross. They're gross. GND ftw.
[info]eleven59 24th-Dec-2008 06:15 pm (UTC)
Some "models" will do that if it helps their career.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbi_twins
[info]meudail 24th-Dec-2008 06:31 pm (UTC)
Whoa WTF...she "shares" her sister with her sister's husband? That's some sickkkk shit.
[info]lolzerz 24th-Dec-2008 10:14 pm (UTC)
yeah never google twin porn.
[info]erameline 25th-Dec-2008 07:18 am (UTC)
They actually sleep with that old fart?

I was kinda hoping all of this was just always for show...

:/
[info]lovesafable 24th-Dec-2008 06:10 pm (UTC)
ewwwww
[info]lizzka 24th-Dec-2008 06:11 pm (UTC)
countdown to their matching titjobs starts.....now.
[info]nat 25th-Dec-2008 05:40 pm (UTC)
Really. If they want to make a career out of being trashy, they'll need bigger tits.
[info]rubberkeyhole 26th-Dec-2008 06:01 am (UTC)
that and lipo for the chin/jaw area.
[info]phillymademe 24th-Dec-2008 06:11 pm (UTC)
oh.

okay.
[info]daftylion 24th-Dec-2008 06:11 pm (UTC)
I wonder what their mother will think about this!
[info]lizzka 24th-Dec-2008 06:12 pm (UTC)
my guess is "$$$$$".
[info]superhetoric 24th-Dec-2008 06:14 pm (UTC)
if i was their mother? "what did i do to deserve incestuous children?"
[info]therealycats 24th-Dec-2008 06:15 pm (UTC)
LOL Dangerous Cousins!
[info]slut_talk 24th-Dec-2008 06:24 pm (UTC)
Let's be honest here. Any NORMAL person would not have sex with their sister and an 80 year old man and think it's okay. Their mother probably doesn't see that big of a deal with it.
[info]___closetome 24th-Dec-2008 10:56 pm (UTC)
their father is probably fapping to this.
i'm so serious. i'm not even kidding.
[info]bazookkajoe 24th-Dec-2008 06:11 pm (UTC)
Purple body paint? Where's the Christmas spirit Hef?
[info]lime_skittles 24th-Dec-2008 06:21 pm (UTC)
I know. One red, one green would have been too....logical?
[info]plugmebaby 24th-Dec-2008 09:31 pm (UTC)
when i read this i was like "whut purple body paint are they talking abt? am i going blind!?" it took me a whole minute of staring to realise. fail.
[info]lizzka 24th-Dec-2008 06:11 pm (UTC)
also, these girls deserve some credit... they make the old GND girls look genuinely hot in comparison...not an easy feat, people.
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