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4:37 pm - 12/16/2008

Pete Wentz: Ashlee Simpson and I Have "an Amazing Sex Life"



TMI alert!

In a raunchy interview on Howard Stern's radio show Tuesday, Pete Wentz revealed that wife Ashlee Simpson is "awesome" between the sheets.

"We have an amazing sex life," the Fall Out Boy bassist, 29, said while promoting the band's new album, Folie a Deux.

"We have such sexual chemistry," he went on. "If we had been on this show last year, we'd probably be doing it in the green room right now.

"Hopefully, the kid doesn't change it," he added, referring to their newborn son Bronx.

Currently, they don't have sex -- "the kid's [a few] weeks old," Wentz explained -- but "we do other fun stuff."

Wentz said it took some time to convince Simpson to hook up with him. (He joked that he had to "beat her over the head with a club and drag her back to my cave.")

Once they did it, it was "the single best sexual encounter I have ever had," he said.

"It was at the Soho Grand Hotel [in New York City], and I'm looking in the mirrors, [thinking], 'Oh my God, you are [sleeping with] the girl of your dreams, and you can watch yourself!'" he said.

Wentz told Stern that Simpson also "loves giving me lap dances. She gives a mean lap dance." She wears thongs and "sexy clothes," he noted.

He went on to say that Simpson's body is already hot three weeks after giving birth.

Normally she wears a C-cup "but with breast milk, [she's] a D."

She weighed "up to 150 [lbs.]" while pregnant, Wentz revealed, but "it's dropped nicely ... it's blazing off her."

He also said he never fantasizes about Jessica.

"I think about her as my sister," he said. Still, he admitted he probably would have thought about having a threesome with the Simpson sibs "20 years back."

These days, Jessica is with Tony Romo; Wentz said he "can definitely see" a wedding happening.

"There's a connection there," he said. "I think Jess has gone through a lot
in the last couple of years, and I think she's got her head screwed on
straight."

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Also talks about Michelle Trachtenberg"
As for past conquests, including Michelle Trachtenberg, Pete tried to rein himself in.

"My wife will murder me if I go on the scale," he said when asked to rate Michelle's bedroom skills. "I will say that Michelle was a blast. My wife is the ultimate, though."

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[info]guadalcanal 16th-Dec-2008 09:40 pm (UTC)
tmi
[info]lepetitegemme 16th-Dec-2008 09:42 pm (UTC)
mte
[info]smirk_dog 16th-Dec-2008 09:45 pm (UTC)
Yeah...
[info]theplotsucks 16th-Dec-2008 09:45 pm (UTC)
mte :c
[info]eveluvden 16th-Dec-2008 09:51 pm (UTC)
ia
[info]tammyinlalaland 16th-Dec-2008 10:05 pm (UTC)
more then I ever wanted, needed, cared about, or could stomach!

[info]joaniemaloney 16th-Dec-2008 10:09 pm (UTC)
mmhmmm.
[info]mossharts 16th-Dec-2008 10:14 pm (UTC)
THIS.

Only good-looking people can say stuff like this.
[info]orangeberryfly 16th-Dec-2008 10:26 pm (UTC)
seriously
[info]morethananyonne 17th-Dec-2008 03:06 am (UTC)
word
[info]kawaii_chicken 17th-Dec-2008 03:08 am (UTC)
ia.
[info]redcurry 16th-Dec-2008 09:41 pm (UTC)
uh-oh. cue papa joe!
[info]thebootyfaerie 16th-Dec-2008 10:59 pm (UTC)
Psh, Papa Joe probably paid him to say that.
[info]mrsreucassel 17th-Dec-2008 04:57 am (UTC)
papa joe probably wrote all those quotes and gave them to Pete to read out.
[info]novemberdelight 16th-Dec-2008 09:41 pm (UTC)
[info]wickeddevotchka 16th-Dec-2008 09:46 pm (UTC)
LOL
[info]rinygrin 16th-Dec-2008 10:05 pm (UTC)
LOL AND <333 Icon!
[info]eyes_sowide 16th-Dec-2008 09:47 pm (UTC)
WIN
[info]tin_o_biscuits 16th-Dec-2008 09:55 pm (UTC)
OMG LOL IRL
[info]chomper_go_rawr 16th-Dec-2008 09:56 pm (UTC)
A++++
[info]chemicalxeyes 16th-Dec-2008 10:08 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHA
[info]prettiwaste 16th-Dec-2008 10:08 pm (UTC)
lmao irl so hard. right click save.
[info]cloudlessangel 16th-Dec-2008 10:23 pm (UTC)
hahaha A+ gif
[info]witnessthine 16th-Dec-2008 10:32 pm (UTC)
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[info]sunredskyblue 16th-Dec-2008 10:33 pm (UTC)
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.
[info]shanny_w 16th-Dec-2008 10:42 pm (UTC)
Pokemon: He dont know how to catch them all.
[info]_self__portrait 16th-Dec-2008 11:05 pm (UTC)
FANTASTIC.
[info]bobblebot 16th-Dec-2008 11:51 pm (UTC)
[info]scarface_ 16th-Dec-2008 11:53 pm (UTC)
LMAO
[info]valentineballad 17th-Dec-2008 12:28 am (UTC)
LMFAO PERFECT
[info]channel42 17th-Dec-2008 01:14 am (UTC)
I need a bigger version. Perfection.
[info]londonaster 17th-Dec-2008 05:47 am (UTC)
lol every time I see this I think 'way to go secret service!'
[info]misspinkkate 16th-Dec-2008 09:42 pm (UTC)
I would KILL my husband if he talked about me that wya.
[info]moonlightenvy 16th-Dec-2008 09:42 pm (UTC)
ditto!! so disrespectful
[info]thevelvetsun 16th-Dec-2008 09:43 pm (UTC)
Seriously. "She weighed 150 *GASPSHOCK* but thankfully she's working out day and night to burn off all that flab. She was such a fatass."
[info]smirk_dog 16th-Dec-2008 09:45 pm (UTC)
Seriously. I'd smack him.
[info]steph313 16th-Dec-2008 09:47 pm (UTC)
Same. I'd make it look like an accident.
[info]riot_cabaret 16th-Dec-2008 11:13 pm (UTC)
double indemnity.
[info]gwennaelle 16th-Dec-2008 09:51 pm (UTC)
Absolutely agreed. That's so tasteless.
[info]laurie_springs 16th-Dec-2008 09:52 pm (UTC)
I'd divorce him.

I hate they had a boy. That "kid" is going to have some fucked up views on how to treat women.
[info]carnivalpapers 16th-Dec-2008 09:54 pm (UTC)
Same here!
He'd get his ass handed to him when he got home!
[info]heythatsmybike 16th-Dec-2008 09:57 pm (UTC)
seriously!
[info]platinum_yum 16th-Dec-2008 10:01 pm (UTC)
MTE such an ass
[info]ledgers 16th-Dec-2008 10:04 pm (UTC)
Seriously, what the fuck is this shit?
[info]tammyinlalaland 16th-Dec-2008 10:06 pm (UTC)
yeah
[info]rinygrin 16th-Dec-2008 10:08 pm (UTC)
Oh god yes.
[info]leelah 16th-Dec-2008 10:14 pm (UTC)
to be fair, he's probably just self-conscious that when ashlee was preg she weighed twice as much as his midget ass
[info]hunkydorynico 16th-Dec-2008 10:15 pm (UTC)
ITA
[info]me_and_jimmy 16th-Dec-2008 10:26 pm (UTC)
same. my bf is not allowed to talk about anything we do between the sheets.
[info]requinnn 16th-Dec-2008 10:45 pm (UTC)
ikr? so tacky.
[info]dolcianiblows 16th-Dec-2008 10:50 pm (UTC)
ITAWTMFCJFC
[info]_self__portrait 16th-Dec-2008 11:07 pm (UTC)
yeah me too. if it was a "it's hot." that's fine. but this is EXPLICIT. I know exactly what it's like to fuck ashlee. and their FIRST TIME!? that's so effed up.
[info]fanskap 16th-Dec-2008 11:28 pm (UTC)
seriously! wtf?!
fucking asshole!
I would never want my boyfriend to tell EVERYBODY what we're doing in bed. that's fucking private!!
why on earth would you speak publicly about that?
[info]cordately 16th-Dec-2008 11:54 pm (UTC)
i agree with this fucking comment.
[info]modern_toilet 16th-Dec-2008 11:57 pm (UTC)
same here
[info]healthypanda 17th-Dec-2008 12:04 am (UTC)
I KNOW. What a douche.
[info]ex_partyhar 17th-Dec-2008 02:38 am (UTC)
i know this post is old lol but i would never ever talk about my wife like that. pete makes it so easy for people to hate him goddamn
[info]showmorepink 16th-Dec-2008 09:42 pm (UTC)
what a sleaze.
[info]myselftheliar 16th-Dec-2008 10:17 pm (UTC)
This
[info]xxnifferxx 17th-Dec-2008 02:07 am (UTC)
What are you talking about? I think that was a very classy interview..


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[info]therealycats 16th-Dec-2008 10:12 pm (UTC)
Haha, I got serious American Psycho vibes from that, except, you know, less hot.
[info]__maybeimamazed 16th-Dec-2008 11:53 pm (UTC)
He fucking acts like the front man all the time. If I were the lead singer, I'd probably have him killed.
[info]stellabella84 17th-Dec-2008 01:33 am (UTC)
play bass, you aren't the front man, there isn't an excuse for you to speak.

MTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do we even know who the fuck he is? Because he showed his peen on the internet?
[info]fuckingjess 17th-Dec-2008 06:33 am (UTC)
im pretty sure wentz writes all the music too actually.. that doesnt make me like him though.
[info]roxtarrr 16th-Dec-2008 09:42 pm (UTC)
i find a lot of this quite rude.
[info]20em06 16th-Dec-2008 09:51 pm (UTC)
me too
[info]fogandpearls 16th-Dec-2008 09:42 pm (UTC)
i feel like he's just overcompensating

admit you're gay or admit defeat, penis wentz
[info]sevenandthree 16th-Dec-2008 09:48 pm (UTC)
right? that's what i thought too. it's like he's going "OMG YOU GUYS, I AM SO STRAIGHT. SEE??"

i hate it when gay celebrities do that.
[info]one_fierce_bish 16th-Dec-2008 10:03 pm (UTC)
ikr he's trying too hard
[info]up_and_away1252 16th-Dec-2008 11:17 pm (UTC)
mte, stfu Pete.
[info]frenchverbs 16th-Dec-2008 11:48 pm (UTC)
He's admitted that he's been into guys before.
[info]chaseme_ 17th-Dec-2008 01:09 am (UTC)
haha exactly
'she wears thongs and 'sexy clothes' "
[info]chilibreath 17th-Dec-2008 01:34 am (UTC)
This.
[info]shounenhero 16th-Dec-2008 09:42 pm (UTC)
did not need to know any of that.
[info]loseraholiic 16th-Dec-2008 09:48 pm (UTC)
mte
i feel fucked up now
[info]pornography 16th-Dec-2008 10:46 pm (UTC)
IAWTC. why did i keep reading. why did he keep talking
[info]moonlightenvy 16th-Dec-2008 09:43 pm (UTC)
He needs to stfu
[info]mauichic 16th-Dec-2008 09:43 pm (UTC)
match made in heaven. they both suck
[info]we_hit_concrete 16th-Dec-2008 09:44 pm (UTC)
truth.
also, your icon is hilarious.
[info]mauichic :)16th-Dec-2008 09:45 pm (UTC)
thank u
[info]in_this_love 17th-Dec-2008 05:02 am (UTC)
OMG where did you get your icon HAHAHAHAA
[info]makidah 16th-Dec-2008 09:43 pm (UTC)
Dude, that's too much info,and we do not care.

[info]weekendromance 16th-Dec-2008 09:43 pm (UTC)
WHAT THE FUCK!?!


i still stand by what i said a while ago. i bet they have really annoying sex, and that Ashlee has the worst moan ever, to where you would purposely smother her face in the pillow to shut her up, but pretend like you're just being rough so she wouldn't catch on to you.
[info]weekendromance 16th-Dec-2008 09:43 pm (UTC)
and that was a really long run on sentence lol
[info]justmatisse 16th-Dec-2008 09:56 pm (UTC)
this is ontd, bb, grammar doesn't exist! embrace it!
[info]carnivalpapers 16th-Dec-2008 09:56 pm (UTC)
I think so too.
The fact that he felt the need to go on and on about it makes me think he's overcompensating for something.
[info]oni85 16th-Dec-2008 09:43 pm (UTC)
oh my god
shut UP
[info]nomi_ 16th-Dec-2008 09:43 pm (UTC)
soo gross
tmi
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