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10:58 pm - 12/13/2008
peta, zoophilia etc.
THE star of top German TV show The Farmer Wants A Wife has been accused by animal rights charity Peta of sexually abusing his chickens.
Seventy-one-year-old nudist Hansi was shown using his finger to sexually stimulate his female birds on the final episode, broadcast on Monday night to 8.6million viewers.
He explained: “I do what the cockerel would usually do, only with my finger. It is like an orgasm for the chicken.”
The gruff farmer added: “Hansi is always happy when the chickens are happy.”
A Peta spokesperson told German newspaper Bild: “This behaviour is an offence and is not acceptable.”
The pressure group also lodged an official complaint.
Hansi – famed for walking around in nothing but his wellies – has become an unlikely TV hero in Germany.
He was looking for a new bride after his nudism caused first wife Elsa, 71, to leave him.
She said: “When I found out that he regularly went to nudist beaches, I divorced him.”
But an unrepentant Hansi claims: “My wife was such a prude. She wouldn’t do the gardening topless even once and she drank too much for my liking.
“So I just looked at the naked ladies on the beach instead!”
The Farmer Wants A Wife, based on an old British TV series, involved nine men looking for Mrs Right.
Unsurprisingly Hansi’s search was one of the five that failed – with his choice of lady, Marianne, walking off after seeing his chicken-pleasuring routine.
She raged: “You always hear jokes about what lonely farmers do to their animals.
“I am disgusted. This is not my world.”
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Seventy-one-year-old nudist Hansi was shown using his finger to sexually stimulate his female birds on the final episode, broadcast on Monday night to 8.6million viewers.
He explained: “I do what the cockerel would usually do, only with my finger. It is like an orgasm for the chicken.”
The gruff farmer added: “Hansi is always happy when the chickens are happy.”
A Peta spokesperson told German newspaper Bild: “This behaviour is an offence and is not acceptable.”
The pressure group also lodged an official complaint.
Hansi – famed for walking around in nothing but his wellies – has become an unlikely TV hero in Germany.
He was looking for a new bride after his nudism caused first wife Elsa, 71, to leave him.
She said: “When I found out that he regularly went to nudist beaches, I divorced him.”
But an unrepentant Hansi claims: “My wife was such a prude. She wouldn’t do the gardening topless even once and she drank too much for my liking.
“So I just looked at the naked ladies on the beach instead!”
The Farmer Wants A Wife, based on an old British TV series, involved nine men looking for Mrs Right.
Unsurprisingly Hansi’s search was one of the five that failed – with his choice of lady, Marianne, walking off after seeing his chicken-pleasuring routine.
She raged: “You always hear jokes about what lonely farmers do to their animals.
“I am disgusted. This is not my world.”
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omg
WHY DID I DO THAT
OhEmmGeee!
this is disgusting!
Loveline (and I think Howard Stern does a variation of it too) used to read like 5 fucked up but 100% true headlines and make the guests guess which of the two places it was (it was always one or the other).
I FUCKING LOVE OLD SCHOOL LOVELINE!
I don't think I've ever been this uncomfortable with a post before, lol.
Edited at 2008-12-14 06:29 am (UTC)
MY FACE EXACTLY WHEN I READ THIS
*bows her head and SIGHS deeply with regret*