ONTD

3:15 pm - 12/11/2008

Douche and Dum-Dum go Xmas Tree Shopping and Continue to Try Too Hard











Oh... NOW you notice the photographers... suuuuuuure.


Mistletoe? This can go nowhere good.


Yup. Bile's rising.


Heidi's reaction looks so genuine. She's a natural model.


Honey, you already did that pose. Try again. Even Spencer's sick of it.


See he even gave you one of those ~rare~ kisses to get you to stop... yet you keep doing it!


I hope you notice who's writing the check here... Got it? Surprised? Yeah, me neither.




You've already got the snowman, you don't need the mistletoe. Prop failure. Ooh... propeller failure in a plane, I'll add that to my ways to fantasize about their death.


So manly. Must control myself from jumping on Spencer. Ok, done now, that wasn't hard at all.


Lying on top of a pine tree. That looks COMFY!


From a distance, Heidi actually looks kind of pretty.



SOLD indeed.


Source
P.S. I made that Christmas card, not them. Make fun of me all you want, I needed to do something that was not my term paper.
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fashion_nugget 11th-Dec-2008 09:46 pm (UTC)
I LOVE SPEIDI
mr_fitch 11th-Dec-2008 10:01 pm (UTC)
What's not to love?
setfornine 11th-Dec-2008 10:02 pm (UTC)
ME 2

They try so hard! You gotta give it to them.
fashion_nugget 11th-Dec-2008 10:12 pm (UTC)
IKR?
ljok_0 11th-Dec-2008 10:23 pm (UTC)
they are some of my favorite hollywood people, just because they are so amusing and know how to work it. props to them.
lastshotringing 12th-Dec-2008 09:08 pm (UTC)
Yeah, they're actually growing on me too.

It's like Coco -- I can't help it!
kyoto19 11th-Dec-2008 09:46 pm (UTC)
I got 2 of my friends Heidi and Spencer Christmas cards made. I'm not joking. I'm forcing them upon people
juanitatequila 11th-Dec-2008 10:47 pm (UTC)
OMG LOL!!!
purseaficionado 12th-Dec-2008 12:38 am (UTC)
Where did you get them??? I know Hallmark has some pop culture stuff but I haven't been in there lately. I know two people who would be horrified and I would love that, haha.
kyoto19 12th-Dec-2008 12:52 am (UTC)
moonpig.com

it's uk based. not sure if they deliver worldwide. but its like, THE best website ever. The one I did I made myself though, like, uploaded one of Speidi's 'Christmas Papz' pics into one of their christmas themed photo cards. They're awesome. And not expensive
kyoto19 12th-Dec-2008 12:54 am (UTC)
Last Order Dates for Christmas
International 5th December


boo

I would totally recommend it for use at a later date though. it's awesome. Greeting cards in stores these days are so impersonal and shit, and cost like £4.99 which is totally disgusting imo.
tsukiiro 11th-Dec-2008 09:46 pm (UTC)
awwwwww
jigglemypuff 11th-Dec-2008 09:48 pm (UTC)
Probably afraid he'll get an disease if he cuts them.
catinwig 11th-Dec-2008 09:48 pm (UTC)
I thought you meant the comedian at first for some reason, and didn't understand how he'd help in this situation. xD
jeru02 11th-Dec-2008 09:50 pm (UTC)
LOL
jigglemypuff 11th-Dec-2008 09:47 pm (UTC)
What would they do with themselves if people suddenly stopped caring?
krissynyc 11th-Dec-2008 09:48 pm (UTC)
People really care?
jigglemypuff 11th-Dec-2008 09:49 pm (UTC)
I should have said photogs.
getmeacampari 11th-Dec-2008 09:52 pm (UTC)
They would disappear into oblivion. Like Queen Mab in that old Merlin movie way back when.
civilsavage a propos...11th-Dec-2008 10:52 pm (UTC)
consider what they've been doing with themselves when plenty of people have NEVER cared...
flightsabove 12th-Dec-2008 08:37 am (UTC)
I bet they go home and just sit there quietly. No cameras = no need for their tomfoolery.
daydreamrachey 11th-Dec-2008 09:47 pm (UTC)
ugh gross
k_hate 11th-Dec-2008 09:47 pm (UTC)
well these are excellent in case anyone needs to induce vomiting
mike_hawk 11th-Dec-2008 10:10 pm (UTC)
i am going to bookmark this post for the next time i've drank too much and need to make room.
flirts 11th-Dec-2008 10:50 pm (UTC)
~thinspiration~
sashanaa 11th-Dec-2008 09:47 pm (UTC)
lolwut.
redletternite 11th-Dec-2008 09:47 pm (UTC)
They're so fucking WHITE and BLONDE and ARYAN, they look like Hitler's wet dream.
breathlike 11th-Dec-2008 09:54 pm (UTC)
haha
yulins 11th-Dec-2008 10:00 pm (UTC)
lol
lalakittten 11th-Dec-2008 10:20 pm (UTC)
lawlz!
psychee2 12th-Dec-2008 12:56 am (UTC)
LOL A+

so sad and so true
ella5767 12th-Dec-2008 07:46 pm (UTC)
LMAO HAHAHAHA
catinwig 11th-Dec-2008 09:47 pm (UTC)
Flesh colored beard strikes again.
frankfurterxoxo STOP H8IN ON JENNIFER ANISTON11th-Dec-2008 09:48 pm (UTC)
lol jk

i <3 speidi. only good part of the hills. well only entertaining part
krissynyc 11th-Dec-2008 09:48 pm (UTC)
Cute font and text.

Ugly couple.
booski_82 11th-Dec-2008 09:48 pm (UTC)
Why is she wearing fuck me boots to pick out a tree?

They are retarded.
travel_brat 11th-Dec-2008 10:23 pm (UTC)
You mean you don't dress like that to go pick out your tree?
booksaremyhabit 16th-Dec-2008 02:14 am (UTC)
those boots are perfect for shopping for trees in dirt!..too bad she didn't get stuck in a hole
jeru02 11th-Dec-2008 09:48 pm (UTC)
LOL
All of these should be ONTD cards...

or a photoshop contest
lost_coastlines 11th-Dec-2008 09:48 pm (UTC)
he's like a big fucking grizzly man wandering around aimlessly for christmas trees
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