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11:54 pm - 11/05/2008

Jessica Alba is a mathematical genius



On the set of her movie, 'An Invisible Sign Of My Own' (Nov 4th), in which she supposedly plays some kind of maths freak.



























She looks like she's taking a giant dump here.









She looks special.





I love how they think that putting her hair in pigtails, an ugly bucket hat on her head and a pencil in her mouth will make us think she's smart. Suspension of disbelief ain't THAT strong, yo.

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[info]gainingvelocity 5th-Nov-2008 01:11 pm (UTC)
seeing her face angers me for some reason
[info]sandowl 5th-Nov-2008 01:56 pm (UTC)
Agreed
[info]donskii 5th-Nov-2008 01:11 pm (UTC)
UGLY! fuckin uglay! FUG!
[info]hello_goodbye05 5th-Nov-2008 01:11 pm (UTC)
She actually looks cute here. Normally, I don't like her sexy/curvy/whatever look, but here she looks like a average woman.
[info]delicate_____ 5th-Nov-2008 01:21 pm (UTC)
I think she looks really cute here either, and normally I feel she's pretty bland.
[info]miss_rory 5th-Nov-2008 01:13 pm (UTC)
I want that patterned coat SO bad.
[info]crazybluebird 5th-Nov-2008 04:13 pm (UTC)
me too! I also like the bag!
[info]flinkkamingo3 5th-Nov-2008 05:46 pm (UTC)
Ditto. I wonder if it's somewhere I can actually get it and also not five million dollars.
[info]to_the_hilt 5th-Nov-2008 10:31 pm (UTC)
Me toooooo.
[info]scaremeifyoucan 5th-Nov-2008 01:13 pm (UTC)
She's still cute, but I'm not buying the whole "geek" image here.
No-one will ever do it better than Anne Hathaway, in my eyes anyway.
[info]maveness 5th-Nov-2008 03:12 pm (UTC)
It's too...pretty girl trying to be geek. Wardrobe and hair aren't enough.
[info]overadequate 5th-Nov-2008 01:14 pm (UTC)
Aw, she looks cute imo
[info]gogetemcowboy 5th-Nov-2008 01:14 pm (UTC)
wtf is with the pencil.
[info]crazybluebird 5th-Nov-2008 04:14 pm (UTC)
i think they are trying to say that if you have a pencil in your mouth..your smart LOL
[info]must_go_faster 5th-Nov-2008 01:15 pm (UTC)
Lol they gave her a role in a drama?
[info]cartooncorral 5th-Nov-2008 03:54 pm (UTC)
HDU she was Oscar worthy in "Honey"
[info]must_go_faster 5th-Nov-2008 03:55 pm (UTC)
omg sorry I haven't seen that one yet, was she as good in it as in F4 or better?
[info]belle_chouette 5th-Nov-2008 01:18 pm (UTC)
Where are the glasses? Every geek has glasses.
That being said, I don't understand why people still hire her.
[info]thebigquiet 5th-Nov-2008 01:45 pm (UTC)
I was thinking the same thing. Where are her glasses and overalls?
[info]lasercats 5th-Nov-2008 02:32 pm (UTC)
not one but two daria icons! usually when im having this dream, im wearing pink taffeta.
[info]diapergenie 5th-Nov-2008 06:14 pm (UTC)
Don't you mean paint covered overalls.
[info]damnspammed 5th-Nov-2008 04:57 pm (UTC)
Have you not seen "The Eye"?

That was clearly cinematic gold.
[info]missmogee 5th-Nov-2008 05:38 pm (UTC)
lol I read that in Daria's voice
[info]haligh 5th-Nov-2008 01:19 pm (UTC)
She bothers me greatly.
[info]haligh 5th-Nov-2008 01:20 pm (UTC)
I should change my icon to "yes we did". Inner thought, but I figured I'd share.

Edited at 2008-11-05 01:21 pm (UTC)
[info]aquaeous_cloud 5th-Nov-2008 01:20 pm (UTC)
Alba as a nerd. who would have thought.
She looks cute. shrugs
Is this some sort of Ugly Betty Movie adaptation
[info]kaf22 5th-Nov-2008 01:20 pm (UTC)
No, I think it's meant to be a serious! drama!
[info]must_go_faster 5th-Nov-2008 01:21 pm (UTC)
Yep, that's what imdb says.
[info]the_pinkdress 5th-Nov-2008 02:48 pm (UTC)
Funny you should mention that, because didn't America Ferrara originally have this role?
[info]eatincake 5th-Nov-2008 10:20 pm (UTC)
exactly what I was thinking, bb.
[info]_char 5th-Nov-2008 01:21 pm (UTC)
how does she still get hired. really. all of her movies suck dick

apart from idle hands, cause thats the shit, but she nearly wrecked it

... you think she would have learned how to act since then
[info]novemberdelight 5th-Nov-2008 01:29 pm (UTC)
mmmh, HONEY <3
[info]buggerfck 5th-Nov-2008 01:22 pm (UTC)
Seriously bad casting there.
[info]sekhmet2 5th-Nov-2008 01:24 pm (UTC)
Permanent bitch face.
[info]williexwhip 5th-Nov-2008 01:26 pm (UTC)
that brown and blue coat would look amazing if it was tailored properly.
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