Adrien Brody and some lucky bitch bought a castle
When Adrien Brody bought his first home, a stunning 19th-century estate surrounded by forest in upstate New York, he surprised girlfriend Elsa Pataky by blindfolding her before unveiling it to her on her birthday.
"When I saw the castle, I asked Adrien, 'Is this ours?' the Spanish beauty reveals exclusively in this week's HELLO! magazine. "He said, "Yes – welcome home."
If he cooked, that would make him even hotter.
According to the HelloCanada! website, this is a 35 page spread!!! Can a Candian buy and scan the rest of them? They're totally staged but so f'in hot.
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I'd still let him stick it in me... and I'm still talking about his nose. *achoo*


this is too random for me to even
what
hot damn
He's stupid in love, and he wants to be sappy about it.
bitch got the man AND the castle.
it's all so...perfect.
...bitch
i am crazily attracted to him right now for some reason
brb moping
iawtc
then i read the headline properly and was like, oh.
I need a man who can buy me a castle obvs LOL
Even in 2008, if someone bought me a castle, I'd start wearing the crazy wigs and break out the corsets.
Hmm, & I really need to start searching for a man to get this plan set in MOTION, lol
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