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11:44 am - 10/22/2008

Ali Lohan skipped her grandpa’s funeral because of her hair extensions

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If you recall, about a month or so ago, I posted a little thing in here about how Lindsay Lohan skipped the funeral of her grandfather because she was in an argument with Michael Lohan. I said she should have gone and most of you said she didn’t have to. Hey, at least she had some kind of reason for not attending. I mean in retrospect if she had gone, Michael would have probably just tried to sell the photos of it anyway, so he is probably just pissed he couldn’t go out and acquire any more items from the Right Said Fred line of clothes.

But, one person who was also not there was Ali Lohan. Not caught up in a huge squabble with her dad, one wonders what her excuse was for not showing up. Well according to Fox, the reason Ali didn’t show up at the funeral was because she didn’t have time to get her hair extensions done the day before and didn’t want anyone to see what horrible hair she has.

Ummm. I guess we can congratulate her for telling the truth instead of making up some kind of in bed with the flu story. Can you even comprehend how shallow someone must be that they would not attend the funeral of their grandfather because they didn’t have time to get hair extensions? What the hell has this world come to? How vain can a kid get? I’m sure it was a horrific drama for her, but don’t you think that the parent she currently lives with would have at least acted like a parent and told her to get the f**k to the funeral? Yeah, well the mother of the year obviously didn’t do that because she was probably more concerned with how the look would affect her future commissions. She has to make a living after all, and she only has so many kids.
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fashionallonme 22nd-Oct-2008 07:33 pm (UTC)
i dont know one person who likes this girl
misscritic 22nd-Oct-2008 07:40 pm (UTC)
Me either.
bees_beads 22nd-Oct-2008 08:03 pm (UTC)
Dina.
kaisai 22nd-Oct-2008 08:23 pm (UTC)
My cousin at least used to. He dated her for 3 days back in middle school or something. They went to some school in merrick I cant remember the name.

He also says ali needed to be driven to school even though the house is literally next door. Cody walks but Ali refuses to walk to two feet down the sidewalk.
jadore_histoire 22nd-Oct-2008 09:36 pm (UTC)
I believe it. My friend went to middle school with Lindsay and said she was a grade-A snob who expected everyone to kiss her feet because she was in The Parent Trap.

And is it Calhoun? I think that's the one in Merrick.
greenscarrf 22nd-Oct-2008 07:33 pm (UTC)
that is awful.
neopolygraphics 22nd-Oct-2008 07:33 pm (UTC)
wow
toomuchbling 22nd-Oct-2008 07:34 pm (UTC)
yeah ok
dentrohydro 22nd-Oct-2008 07:34 pm (UTC)
Vile.
riddlemethis 22nd-Oct-2008 07:35 pm (UTC)
Woah, how selfish.
fornikate 22nd-Oct-2008 07:35 pm (UTC)
ugh
oh_eye_sea 22nd-Oct-2008 07:35 pm (UTC)
she'd make a hotter lesbo than lindsay
worldtown 22nd-Oct-2008 07:35 pm (UTC)
that whole family is so fucked beyond repair... from the senile grandma to white oprah and her blinders that she cant see what shit children she has... to lindsay the dyke and even michael lohan my husband/wife beater... ali is such a spoiled little shit. she should be put to sleep like a rabid dog.

they make me feel good about my up bringing. thanks blohans.
ms_firecrotch 22nd-Oct-2008 07:38 pm (UTC)
how are they shit children? and how does lindsay being gay translate to someone being dysfunctional or fucked up? obviously her children would have some issues seeing as they were raised in an environment where their parents would constantly argue and abuse each other
worldtown 22nd-Oct-2008 07:40 pm (UTC)
ali is a little cunt. if i had a kid like that, id fucking drown her. shes a cuntrag.

as for lindsay, i have no words. being gay is a sin in my eyes.
tipensosempre 22nd-Oct-2008 07:47 pm (UTC)
"lindsay the dyke" - really?

there are so many things you could (potentially) fault lindsay for - alcoholism, craziness, promiscuity - and you fault her for dating a girl?

that's fucked up. there is nothing wrong with being a dyke.
forgethissmile 22nd-Oct-2008 08:24 pm (UTC)
I think Lindsay's drug and alcohol use and wicked slutty ways are better examples than being "a dyke" for proving that she's levels of fucked up.
heathus_saves 23rd-Oct-2008 12:36 am (UTC)
i totally fucking agree. these sluts need to be put down.

about that anal sex, gurl you be joking right.
holleratalex 22nd-Oct-2008 07:35 pm (UTC)
this bitch can't be srs.
also_loled_irl 22nd-Oct-2008 07:35 pm (UTC)
Lol @ right said fred line of clothing! So accurate!
mariemaru 22nd-Oct-2008 08:26 pm (UTC)
I know, that gave me a chuckle.
anna1016 22nd-Oct-2008 07:35 pm (UTC)
she has a poster of her sister in her room...
why
kittyannepryde 22nd-Oct-2008 08:06 pm (UTC)
because without lindsay's money she and dina would be giving blowjobs at a truck stop off the jersey turnpike. both of them are talentless, lazy, and entitled--a stellar combination. but at least they know who writes the checks.
superhetoric 22nd-Oct-2008 08:19 pm (UTC)
because her family is fucking creepy and misguided and she doesn't have a good enough education to realize that there are better role models
funbeam 22nd-Oct-2008 07:35 pm (UTC)
damn. i've missed a LOT of shit over my hair but you can wear a hat to your own grandpa's funeral.
bellaballanda 22nd-Oct-2008 07:40 pm (UTC)
yea... a hat... not that hard....
deadonthefloor 22nd-Oct-2008 07:35 pm (UTC)
I want to take a sledge hammer to this cunts face.
tis_arse 22nd-Oct-2008 07:35 pm (UTC)
what is she saying in the gif?
heiressdiaries 22nd-Oct-2008 07:36 pm (UTC)
ikr? i was wondering too
sweetlilcanuck 22nd-Oct-2008 07:39 pm (UTC)
I can make out "At least I'm not..." and then I'm lost.
antianeira 22nd-Oct-2008 07:53 pm (UTC)
How can you make out that when she doesn't even close her mouth?
anitajoint 22nd-Oct-2008 07:39 pm (UTC)
Lindsay this
marcbouwer 22nd-Oct-2008 07:54 pm (UTC)
she's saying LISTEN TO THIS LISTEN TO THIS ..
she was talking about a record company giving her songs that she wasn't interested in.
subnoose 22nd-Oct-2008 07:58 pm (UTC)
somethin' about being Lindsay's sister. O.o
xuperher0 23rd-Oct-2008 07:14 am (UTC)
"At least listen to this"

I think
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