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5:16 pm - 10/15/2008

Raven Symone writes angry, tl;dr blog

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OK, IM SO OVER IT! REALLY AND TRUELY…. OK LETS NIP THE RUMERS IN THE BUDDDD…. RIGHT NOW…
1) THE CHEETAH GIRLS:
I AM NOT IN THE CHEETAH GIRLS!!!!! I WAS NEVER APART OF THE MUSIC GROUP… I AM NOT APART OF THE CHEETAH GIRLS FOR 1 REASON AND ONE REASON ALONE…..I DO NOT WANT TO CONFUSE MY SUPPORTERS IN THE TOURING ASPECT OF MY LIFE! OUR MUSIC IS DIFFERENT, AND I LIKE BEING A SOLO ARTIST. THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN ME AND THE GIRLS IS PURLY WORK. WE HAVE OUR OWN LIVES, AND I SUPPORT ANY WORK CHOICES THAT THEY WANT TO BE APART OF. AND YOU DONT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE BFF WITH SOMEONE JUST BECAUSE U WORK WITH THEM. THAT BEING SAID, GO CHEETAHS!GET THAT PAPER…

2) RELATIONSHIPS:
I AM NOT NOW AND WAS NEVER ENGAGED, OR IN A LOVE TRIANGLE WITH ANYONE IN THE INDUSTRY. YES I HAVE DATED PLENTY OF PEOPLE, IM NOT A NEWT, HOWEVER, I NEVER TELL. THE RINGS THAT I WEAR ON MY “RING FINGERS” ARE A GIFT TO MYSELF WHEN THATS SO RAVEN HIT 400 MILLION VIEWERS. I THINK THAT IS WELL DESERVED. MEDIA TAKE OUT IS FUNNY, THEY GET THEIR INFO LIKE THE TELEPHONE GAME…. SOMEONE TELLS THE TRUTH, AND BY THE TIME THE STORY IS TOLD TO THEM, JUST THE NAMES HAVE STAYED THE SAME, BUT THE STORY IS MUCH JUICIER. AND NOT TRUE

3) ME DATING A GIRL:
EVEN THO I ADORE MY GAY AND LESBIAN COMMUNITY!!!!!! I HANG AND CHILL WITH THEM, AND ADMIRE THEIR FIERCE-NESS. AND LEARN FROM THEM EVERYDAY. I HAVE THIS TO SAY… 1) ITS FALSE THAT IM DATING A GIRL RIGHT NOW. 2)RUDE TO QUESTION SOMETHING SO PERSONAL. WE ARE ALWAYS FIGHTING FOR THE RIGHTS FOR THE GAY AND LESBIAN COMMUNITY. ITS NOT A FAD FOR THEM, ITS NOT THE NEXT COOL BAG FOR THEM, ITS WHO THEY ARE, AND I THINK THAT FALSLY ACCUSING SOMEONE, WATERS DOWN THE IMPORTANCE OF ACTUALLY SAYING YES TO GAY WEDLOCK, AND OTHER RIGHTS FOR THAT MOST AMAZING COMMUNITY.

4) MY BODY:
I WAS BORN WITH MESSED UP EYE BROWS, LOOK AT THE COSBY SHOW THEY GROW UPSIDE DOWN AND ON THE WRONG EYE. THAT IS MY PARENTS DOING AND MY BROTHER HAS THE SAME ONES. IM SORRY IF I WANT TO GO OUT ONE DAY AND NOT FILL THEM IN. IM SURE OTHER PEOPLE DONT GO OUT ALL THE TIME WITH THEIR FACE BEAT (MAKE-UP TERM, FLAWLESS MAKE UP). MY BODY SIZE; OOOHHH MY GOD!!!! HOW MANY YEARS HAS IT BEEN… IV BEEN ON TV FOR 21 YEARS, AND IV ALWAYS BEEN THICK…..OK!!!!
NOW IF ANYONE KNOWS MY FAMILY, ALL OF THE WOMEN EXCEPT FOR A FEW, STRUGGLE WITH KEEPING WHAT IS A SOCIALLY EXCEPT-ABLE WEIGHT. WHEN I STRESS I GAIN, WHEN IM HAPPY WHO KNOWS… I HAD A LOT OF PERSON THINGS HAPPEN TO ME AT THE END OF THE SHOW, DEALING WITH FAMILY, AND MY EX-BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON ME AND I HAD TO BREAK UP WITH HIM (LISTEN TO LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME, AND SECRETS) AND LIKE ANY FEMALE WITH A PROBLEM, DELT WITH IT A CERTAIN WAY! ID LOVE IF THE INDUSTRY COULD ONE DAY UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OBESITY AND FAT AND THICK AND THIN AND SICK. I AM A THICK GIRL, I HAVE NEVER BEEN OVER A SIZE 12, I CAN RUN, AND I TRY MY BEST TO EAT RIGHT ALL THE TIME. I AM NOT THE TEXT BOOK WEIGHT THAT THEY SAY I SHOULD BE, BUT EVERYDAY I HAVE MY OWN PERSONAL STRUGGLES, AND I THINK THAT PEOPLE NEED TO RESPECT THAT.

ALL THAT BEING SAID. I HATE THE FACT THAT THIS DAY AND AGE, EVERYBODY THINKS THAT CELEBRITIES ARE FREE GAME, HUNTING SEASON IS ALWAYS OPEN FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE ON UR RADIO, OR TV OR BIG SCREEN. AND IT DOESNT HELP WHEN SOME OF THE PEOPLE THAT WANT THAT, WONT SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP. WELL, PUT UR SLF IN THIER AND MY SHOES…. TAKE YOUR RIGHTS TO PRIVACY AWAY, AND LET THE WHOLE WORLD HAVE SOME KIND OF OPINION ABOUT YOU! THATS WHY I DONT TELL MY BIZZNASS, AND TO THE PEOPLE THAT ARE IN MY PERSONAL BIZZNASS, IM NOT NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU THE PLEASURE OF ASKING ME ANYTHING PERSONAL, AND THEN PEOPLE WONDER WHY I HAVE NO FRIENDS…… AAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

ybf


This post has been approved by 8 year old rapping Raven:


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[info]allisonlynn0122 15th-Oct-2008 09:36 pm (UTC)
Y SO ANGRY??
[info]shilohninejulia 15th-Oct-2008 09:43 pm (UTC)
someone stole her segway
[info]allisonlynn0122 15th-Oct-2008 09:49 pm (UTC)
LMAO. forced her into exercising (walking to her car).
[info]tammyinlalaland 15th-Oct-2008 09:57 pm (UTC)
and bitter
[info]pokemanz 16th-Oct-2008 06:35 am (UTC)
LMAO
[info]sooozie1982 15th-Oct-2008 09:36 pm (UTC)
Bill Cosby: plz teach li'l Olivia to spell
[info]ms_muffet 16th-Oct-2008 12:31 am (UTC)
and that double negatives create a positive.
[info]sooozie1982 16th-Oct-2008 12:48 am (UTC)
...
[info]grammaire 16th-Oct-2008 01:43 am (UTC)
Hahaha PLZ
[info]queerist 16th-Oct-2008 12:31 am (UTC)
i think the biggest false rumor is that she matters.
[info]jennafurrrr 16th-Oct-2008 11:53 pm (UTC)
haha win
[info]killingsound 15th-Oct-2008 09:37 pm (UTC)
WHOA STOP YELLING RAVEN
[info]asdfjklkjhfds 15th-Oct-2008 10:18 pm (UTC)
your icons always make me happy
[info]killingsound 15th-Oct-2008 11:07 pm (UTC)
Who, me? Ty, bb. Your username has always enchanted me. I admire your strength for typing that in every time you log in.
[info]patbjorke 15th-Oct-2008 10:47 pm (UTC)
WHAT? BUT YELLING IS TTLY KOOOOL!
[info]jemjoop 15th-Oct-2008 09:37 pm (UTC)
CAPS LOCK

...just here for the glider gif
[info]killingsound 15th-Oct-2008 09:37 pm (UTC)
somebody post the segway now please
[info]allisonlynn0122 15th-Oct-2008 09:40 pm (UTC)
and please post the gif, that's the best!
[info]grapevineburns 15th-Oct-2008 09:40 pm (UTC)
omg yes
[info]ariesangel404 15th-Oct-2008 09:41 pm (UTC)
haha seriously
[info]wt_hell_fred 15th-Oct-2008 09:41 pm (UTC)
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[info]killingsound 15th-Oct-2008 09:46 pm (UTC)
ty bb it's beautiful
[info]ilikeandrewbird 15th-Oct-2008 09:37 pm (UTC)
whats a newt?
[info]dindin 15th-Oct-2008 09:40 pm (UTC)
I thought it was like a toad, but in this context is not sense-making.
[info]drkcherry 15th-Oct-2008 09:48 pm (UTC)
I thought it was a lizard, but I have no idea what she is trying to say there.
[info]pink_rendezvous 15th-Oct-2008 09:47 pm (UTC)
lol mte.
[info]scaryclownbaby 15th-Oct-2008 09:52 pm (UTC)
like a salamander and a mud puppy.
[info]__scout 15th-Oct-2008 10:21 pm (UTC)
i had a firebelly newt as a pet and he was awesome. theyre like a lizard that live half their time in water but can also be away from it, just not for too long. thats a basic summary haha.

thats not what i think she was refering to though so i hope someone else knows what the girl meant by that.
[info]blueberry_luv 15th-Oct-2008 10:37 pm (UTC)
i laughed my ass off at that sentence
[info]pixiestix_skank 15th-Oct-2008 11:11 pm (UTC)
maybe it was supposed to be newb like a n00b.

Yea, idk. It's ridiculous.
[info]billie_jean 15th-Oct-2008 11:28 pm (UTC)
she meant a hermit.
[info]motorscooter 16th-Oct-2008 12:04 am (UTC)
lolz. maybe she meant shrew?
[info]tequila_x_sun 16th-Oct-2008 02:26 am (UTC)
virgin? lol
[info]shasta_beast 15th-Oct-2008 09:37 pm (UTC)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT.
[info]starrhi6 15th-Oct-2008 09:39 pm (UTC)
lol irl
[info]jemjoop 15th-Oct-2008 09:39 pm (UTC)
I'LL HAVE THE PASTRAMI ON RYE.
[info]einimaria 15th-Oct-2008 09:40 pm (UTC)
LOUD NOISES!!
[info]grapevineburns 15th-Oct-2008 09:40 pm (UTC)
LMFAO
[info]strong_glad 15th-Oct-2008 09:41 pm (UTC)
I love lamp
[info]shasta_beast 15th-Oct-2008 09:45 pm (UTC)
I love....desk.
[info]miindy 15th-Oct-2008 09:53 pm (UTC)
do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
[info]teflondawn 15th-Oct-2008 09:55 pm (UTC)
LOL
[info]saywa 15th-Oct-2008 09:57 pm (UTC)
I ate a big red candle!
[info]a_mole 15th-Oct-2008 10:00 pm (UTC)
THeir menstruation
I heard it attracts bears!!!
[info]nature 15th-Oct-2008 10:14 pm (UTC)
LMAO
[info]ellie_andrews 15th-Oct-2008 11:07 pm (UTC)
lol! i think i'm in love with you now, bb ;)
[info]cashmerekisses 16th-Oct-2008 12:26 am (UTC)
YOUR ICON omggggggg
my boyfriend told me he would leave me and go gay for john frusciante
and i said the same thing... but without the gay part.
[info]rosebudfrznpeaz 16th-Oct-2008 05:35 am (UTC)
hahahahaha omg.
[info]sophistiquated 16th-Oct-2008 07:20 am (UTC)
Hey Ron! I'm riding a furry tractor!
[info]wtf_lindsey 16th-Oct-2008 02:30 pm (UTC)
i'm brick tamland. people seem to like me because i am polite and i am rarely late. i like to eat ice cream and i really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. years later, a doctor will tell me that i have an IQ of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.
[info]ericasays 15th-Oct-2008 09:37 pm (UTC)
whoa, i never noticed her eyebrows. what's up with that?
[info]shanny_w 15th-Oct-2008 09:44 pm (UTC)
srsly she should get them corrected
[info]smallaffair 15th-Oct-2008 09:37 pm (UTC)
i stopped at "truely"
[info]scaryclownbaby 15th-Oct-2008 10:29 pm (UTC)
i thought it said "turkey" at first :/
[info]1cupofrpattz 16th-Oct-2008 02:46 am (UTC)
me too. it sucks that she thinks she's super smart. her entry is just grammar nightmare.
[info]celtic_thistle 15th-Oct-2008 09:38 pm (UTC)
Girl, you are not a size 12. I'm a size 12 and you could eat me for a light snack.
[info]b_mckinley 15th-Oct-2008 09:41 pm (UTC)
lmao
[info]redcliches 15th-Oct-2008 09:42 pm (UTC)
LOL, first thing I thought. Denial isn't good when you're trying to prove yourself, Raven.
[info]yelleatme 15th-Oct-2008 09:55 pm (UTC)
lol yeah I was gonna say..

& Shirley!! <3
[info]gregorypeck 15th-Oct-2008 10:13 pm (UTC)
seriously.
[info]mamiesgoo 15th-Oct-2008 10:23 pm (UTC)
I think she meant I have never *ever* been a size 12.
[info]jerseygirl226 16th-Oct-2008 12:51 am (UTC)
Yeah, I think she meant to say that instead.
[info]egosumopacis 15th-Oct-2008 10:37 pm (UTC)
Well, she could be a size 12 if she's 5' tall...
[info]bznstime 16th-Oct-2008 01:07 am (UTC)
How tall are you? Because a 5'10 size 12 is going to be a lot different than a 5'1" size 12 and she is really short.
[info]heycunthead 16th-Oct-2008 01:42 am (UTC)
LMAO
[info]coldxxheritage 16th-Oct-2008 04:49 am (UTC)
GURL DOES SENOR BALE HAVE A MOTORCYCLE

I THINK HE WAS BEHIND ME TODAY OMG
[info]mari_lyn00 16th-Oct-2008 10:10 am (UTC)
if she truly is a size 12, she must be really short. actually she'd *have* to be really short to look as big as she does, and be a size 12.
[info]caller_337 16th-Oct-2008 02:06 pm (UTC)
yarly
[info]madeinitalyox 16th-Oct-2008 04:48 pm (UTC)
LOL
[info]ohfinethen 15th-Oct-2008 09:38 pm (UTC)
[info]ohdearyme 15th-Oct-2008 09:38 pm (UTC)
Lmao
[info]jemjoop 15th-Oct-2008 09:40 pm (UTC)
rofl
[info]loathingfear 15th-Oct-2008 09:40 pm (UTC)
I loled.
[info]witnessthine 15th-Oct-2008 09:41 pm (UTC)
hahaha
[info]stalk_my_razzi 15th-Oct-2008 09:42 pm (UTC)
FUNNIEST.SHIT.EVER.
[info]rokkie 15th-Oct-2008 10:07 pm (UTC)
wow, you've just scarred my childhood
[info]shanny_w 15th-Oct-2008 09:44 pm (UTC)
ikr this shit blew me away as well
[info]pink_rendezvous 15th-Oct-2008 09:48 pm (UTC)
dead.
[info]pikapika217 15th-Oct-2008 09:59 pm (UTC)
*right click/save!*
[info]smoked_dreams 15th-Oct-2008 10:06 pm (UTC)
lol
[info]misscritic 15th-Oct-2008 10:07 pm (UTC)
LOL
[info]lillie_poo_pod 15th-Oct-2008 11:17 pm (UTC)
ROFLMAO! Love it!
[info]venusflesh 15th-Oct-2008 11:39 pm (UTC)
LOL!!!
[info]cumpig 16th-Oct-2008 12:24 am (UTC)
HAHA.
[info]nadzoonie 16th-Oct-2008 12:30 am (UTC)
hahahahahaha i don't know why i'm laughing so hard
[info]youbeboy 16th-Oct-2008 01:55 am (UTC)
lol
[info]truthieness 16th-Oct-2008 02:50 am (UTC)
i lolled irl
[info]lovetheepacey 16th-Oct-2008 03:57 am (UTC)
lol!
[info]wtf_lindsey 16th-Oct-2008 02:32 pm (UTC)
lmfaoooo
~saves
[info]sekhmet2 15th-Oct-2008 09:38 pm (UTC)
The Spelling Nazi in me just died...
[info]redsourpatch 15th-Oct-2008 09:57 pm (UTC)
pours a lil liquor for my homie..
[info]sekhmet2 16th-Oct-2008 02:25 am (UTC)
thanks, bb, i need it after reading that...
[info]luckystar2o4 15th-Oct-2008 09:38 pm (UTC)
celebrity? That's a stretch, Raven.
[info]whawhatindabutt 15th-Oct-2008 09:38 pm (UTC)
BECAUSE YOU SEEM INTELLIGENT WHEN YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS!
[info]doctordance 15th-Oct-2008 09:38 pm (UTC)
wow the eyebrows thing is true!!! omfg. i do feel bad for her but she DOES need to ditch the motherfuckin stylist who is giving her the garms she's been wearing lately..
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