It's Time for Notable Quotables! / FFAO POST TO DISCUSS OPENING CEREMONY

PEOPLE Photo Special -- The Week's 10 Best Celeb Quotes    

Eva embraces her inner Donna Reed, plus more from Madonna, Brad Pitt and other stars...  


"If those little girls slept with as many men as they say in the tabloids, why, their little butts would have more fingerprints than the FBI!"
Dolly Parton, garnering sympathy for frequent subjects of tabloid fodder, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, during a performance at L.A.'s Greek Theatre



"Fall fashion seemed like a good time as opposed to the summer swimsuit issue, where'd I'd have to go on a fast for a couple of months and get a crystal meth addiction. Ah! See! Now a meth quote is going to be everywhere. Now you have your story."
Neil Patrick Harris, illustrating the caution he takes when choosing photo spreads – and his words, to Out  magazine



"I'm a 1950s housewife. I love baking. I love sewing, being home with Tony."
Eva Longoria Parker, describing her domestic life with husband Tony Parker, to Latina magazine  


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And now for a ~bonus~ 11th non-celebrity quote:


"Oh my effing God, is this thing for real? Wait, that's an LED screen? That's not projected on -- holy shit, it's rolling up! OMG what the hell are all these mechanical boxes. OMG PINK FLOWERS ARE COMING OUT OF THEM HOW DID THEY ENGINEER THAT? Wait, it was... people in the boxes? PEOPLE?! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE? ... There were thousands of smiling Chinese men in those boxes? HOW THE FUUUUUUUUU..."
-- mattchew03, feeling amazed/perplexed/shocked/awed/intimidated/dizzy while watching the opening ceremony for the 2008 Olympic Games, tonight on his couch in West Michigan

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And with that, my fellow ONTDers, it's time for the first "Free For All Olympics" (FFAO) post of the next 17 days!



Feel free to discuss the opening ceremony (OMFG), the Games in general, the events you're looking forward to, the athletes you drool over, your thoughts on the controversy related to China being chosen to host the Olympics this year, your childhood memories of gymnastics at the YMCA, or whatever else comes to your mind. :)

Rules:

SET TOPIC: Olympics, but OT comments are OK
NO spam
NO porn
NO fighting

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Let the games begin!

Note: For those of you that missed the opening ceremony when it first aired earlier tonight, it will be on again on NBC starting at 2:30 AM EDT, about an hour from now. (Technically, it starts at 2:39 AM).