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Chace Crawford Says His Soulmate Will 'Make Me Laugh'

Chace Crawford may be known as Gossip Girl's heartthrob Nate Archibald, but if that acting thing doesn't work out, the 23-year-old actor could always try relationship counseling.

In the September issue of the U.K. edition of Glamour magazine, Crawford offers dating tips and love advice in a one-time-only "Dear Chace" column. Here's a peek at the bachelor's top tips for the ladies:




On what 'not to do' on a first date: "An obnoxious laugh, swearing like a sailor, bad breath, breaking wind, getting blackout drunk, talking about your exes. It's a long list!"

On being a bit heavy and feeling self-conscious: "Some guys really dig love handles! Your issues seem to be more about you than your boyfriend. It sounds like you should hit the gym, not for your body or your boyfriend, but for your mind."

On knowing you've found your soulmate: "I believe we all have a handful of soulmates. The most important thing to me is someone who makes me laugh. I know that's cheesy, but really it's not as complicated as you think."

On going on a date, thinking it went well but then not hearing from the guy again: "You can't please everyone. As long as you're having fun in the meantime, it will happen. I try to get to know the girls I'm attracted to without having an official 'date.' I keep it light, become their best friend and hold off on the romance. If you're friends first, the rest of it happens more naturally."

Crawford and his Gossip Girl castmates return to television Monday, September 1.



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thirteenfluidoz 5th-Aug-2008 10:18 pm (UTC)
whoa those are some intense twink pictures right there
ang_0 5th-Aug-2008 10:18 pm (UTC)
Can't get pass how gay he looks there
call_me_cash 5th-Aug-2008 10:19 pm (UTC)
How can anyone look at the photo shoot and still claim he's gay? If those photos don't scream "I love pussy" than I don't know what it'll take.
sergeantquakers 5th-Aug-2008 10:22 pm (UTC)
I lol'd way too hard at this.
hardcoresince3 5th-Aug-2008 10:23 pm (UTC)
I could see chace as a discipline daddy
or leather daddy
ohinternets 5th-Aug-2008 10:27 pm (UTC)
brb inhaled iced tea
sonnete 5th-Aug-2008 10:32 pm (UTC)
lol plz be sarcasm.
colubra 5th-Aug-2008 10:34 pm (UTC)
This icon was all I could think of with the second one, tbh
flightsabove 6th-Aug-2008 01:37 am (UTC)
HAHAHA....sarcasm, right?
kamerakind 5th-Aug-2008 10:20 pm (UTC)
oh chace we're obviously not meant to be, i swear a fucking lot
beatlerecords 5th-Aug-2008 10:20 pm (UTC)
way too pretty to be straight
shutterspeed 5th-Aug-2008 10:21 pm (UTC)
Chace, gurl please.
coldmemory 6th-Aug-2008 07:07 am (UTC)
Amen.
carlosthedwarff 5th-Aug-2008 10:23 pm (UTC)
I keep it light, become their best friend and hold off on the romance.

well obviously.
marylisbon 5th-Aug-2008 10:23 pm (UTC)
i get the worst secondhand embarrassment whenever i look at those pics
owl_patronus 5th-Aug-2008 10:23 pm (UTC)
lmao at ~hit the gym for your mind~
sergeantquakers 5th-Aug-2008 10:24 pm (UTC)
Chace, tell me how to give good head...I'm sure you're an expert!
demented_21 5th-Aug-2008 10:26 pm (UTC)
On what 'not to do' on a first date: "An obnoxious laugh, swearing like a sailor, bad breath, breaking wind, getting blackout drunk, talking about your exes. It's a long list!"

OK, I read that and I was trying to figure out if he was giving dating tips to girls or to guys. Because, breaking wind?

On being a bit heavy and feeling self-conscious: "Some guys really dig love handles! Your issues seem to be more about you than your boyfriend. It sounds like you should hit the gym, not for your body or your boyfriend, but for your mind."

And this still didn't clear things up because "love handles" is probably used more for male bodies.

Not even the last question could settle it:

On going on a date, thinking it went well but then not hearing from the guy again:

But then I read this:

I try to get to know the girls I'm attracted to without having an official 'date.'

And I loled.
damnit_damnit 5th-Aug-2008 10:27 pm (UTC)
lmao i'll keep dreaming.
x_noisekisses 5th-Aug-2008 10:27 pm (UTC)
ohinternets 5th-Aug-2008 10:28 pm (UTC)
you are an artiste, bb.
x_noisekisses 5th-Aug-2008 10:38 pm (UTC)
~True talent~
joshtin4lyfe 5th-Aug-2008 10:29 pm (UTC)
omg that pic made me feel hella awkz
crabnebula78 5th-Aug-2008 10:32 pm (UTC)
Blingee was made for ONTD and no one else, I'm convinced.
americandream17 5th-Aug-2008 11:30 pm (UTC)
you know they had to have fucked back stage...i'm convinced lol.
lovebeloved 6th-Aug-2008 02:49 am (UTC)
LOLOLOLOLOL........

omg they look like the same person. scary.
xena_mademegay 14th-Feb-2011 10:08 pm (UTC)
aww so after googling, i think iv discovered you're my valentine

ty <3
xena_mademegay 14th-Feb-2011 10:27 pm (UTC)
lol nvm
philosophist 5th-Aug-2008 10:28 pm (UTC)
his answers bother me for some reason
and wow @ those pictures. interesting.
sonnete 5th-Aug-2008 10:29 pm (UTC)
This looks like something out of QAF.
ang_0 5th-Aug-2008 10:33 pm (UTC)
lawlz
kooku4u 5th-Aug-2008 11:23 pm (UTC)
omg brian
colubra 5th-Aug-2008 10:49 pm (UTC)
iawtc svfm
waterylights 6th-Aug-2008 12:38 am (UTC)
lol ikr, like the king of babylon shots and shit.
flightsabove 6th-Aug-2008 01:41 am (UTC)
ia, it really does. lol
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