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August 4th, 2008, 11:58 pm
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askastylist
August 5th, 2008, 04:04 am
Mark looks like cheap makeup
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lessthanhilary
August 5th, 2008, 04:41 am
it is, it sucks.
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oceanize
August 5th, 2008, 04:04 am
sucks like bong!
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butter01
August 5th, 2008, 04:06 am
How many of you are going to buy Mark cosmetics over MAC or Napoleon because of the Lauren Conrad ads?

She clearly doesn't have a strong enough following.....
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x_noisekisses
August 5th, 2008, 04:09 am
I like mark but not because of Lauren. They just have cute stuff, plus it's cheap.
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askastylist
August 5th, 2008, 04:11 am
MAC is my go to for make-up, I want to try some Smashbox foundation, I wonder if its any good
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allherownteeth
August 5th, 2008, 04:49 am
jsyk, their foundation primer is really awesome, although i haven't tried their foundation yet. everything else i use by them is amazing.
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soooxfetch
August 5th, 2008, 06:11 am
I use Smashbox and absolutely love it. I wouldn't change it for anything in the world.
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mental_picture
August 5th, 2008, 04:31 am
Mark and Lauren Conrad are aimed at the same demographic. These are not ads made for mature women; they're for girls in their mid to late teens just getting into make up. Their whole gimmick is that they're light, fresh, and young. They chose their representative well.
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lessthanhilary
August 5th, 2008, 04:42 am
mark cosmetics are like four steps down from mac -- of course i'm not buying it.

and it's not like i'm just pulling this out of my ass, i gave the line a fair try.
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pinksta_r
August 5th, 2008, 05:38 am
The only thing I've really tried from them was that Kiss Therapy. I have to say that was good. But I'm not chancing the rest of my face on their other stuff.
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ectypes
August 5th, 2008, 04:07 am
i dont get mark

what the hell is it
creepy little girls used to sell it at my school
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thruyourveins
August 5th, 2008, 04:14 am
is it like the younger version of avon? idk
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mental_picture
August 5th, 2008, 04:31 am
Pretty much, yeah.
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bloody_pickle
August 5th, 2008, 04:07 am
My mind keeps replacing Lauren Conrad with Leonard Cohen ):

Leonard Cohen's Mark Cosmetics Ads
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surferxchris
August 5th, 2008, 04:08 am
fail.
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kaylajoy21
August 5th, 2008, 04:09 am
Between Sephora and MAC...I don't need anymore damn makeup
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thruyourveins
August 5th, 2008, 04:14 am
lol ikr
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kaylajoy21
August 5th, 2008, 04:21 am
The irony is that I rarely wear make-up but I have a bag stuffed with MAC, Sephora, Dior...its ridiculous
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lambouflage
August 5th, 2008, 07:06 pm
but.... secretly you do. :)
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la_vida_lohan
August 5th, 2008, 04:11 am
TEAM HEIDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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cassie_epstein
August 5th, 2008, 04:12 am
fail.
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la_vida_lohan
August 5th, 2008, 04:14 am
LOL @ THIS COMING FROM A DEGRASSI FAN
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lambouflage
August 5th, 2008, 07:08 pm
this is totally a serious, non-snarky question - really? i guess i'm just curious if there are people who actually do love heidi and spencer. i mean, i love to hate them... but have always wondered if they have a real fanbase apart from those loving to hate.
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secretivexhero
August 5th, 2008, 04:11 am
her voice is annoying.

dumbass commercials.
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munchkin1616
August 5th, 2008, 04:12 am
ads aren't really gossip or news... not so sure why this is posted here
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munchkin1616
August 5th, 2008, 04:28 am
there are celebs in most commercials anymore... I hope this doesn't start a trend!
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3mcoopandmaxie
August 5th, 2008, 11:53 am
just ignore this ignorant, condescending bitch
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lickmypucci
August 5th, 2008, 04:13 am
Maybe she should keep better irl too?

These ads are fail.
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choosetodo
August 5th, 2008, 04:13 am
I don't know why, but I just like her.

I think it's the eyeliner. I can never get mine like that.

/jealous.
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kaylajoy21
August 5th, 2008, 04:22 am
She can't either, but she does have a professional who can do her eyes like that.
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okay i just typed this out and i wouldnt read it if i were you, so it's okay if you dont
lessthanhilary
August 5th, 2008, 04:50 am
gf you can do anything you put your mind to.

this is how it's done:
first, you will need a flat or angled brush. i prefer a flat brush because the angled brushes are always too pointy and hurt my eyes, idk. flat brushes are generally for eyebrows but whatever.

next, you're going to need your eyeliner shadow. i like to use black tied from mac, but any dark color works fine.

get your color on the brush, and brush the shadow onto your water line, just like you would put regular eyeliner on, only going 3/4 way. brush it on a little heaving towards the outer corner of the eye.

next you're going to pull your eyelid up, so you can get the second water line, idk if this is making sense. it's basically the same part that you just put eyeliner on, except on the top of your eye? i try to explain this to my friends and they're baffled that people put eyeliner there. anyways, brush the eyeliner on about 1/4 way.

then to make it ~*pop*~ like lc, use a really light irridescent shade in your tearduct, bringing it out to where the darker eyeliner stopped.

and you could use a pencil for this, but i really don't recommend it. you get a lot better results with a brush.
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choosetodo
August 5th, 2008, 04:58 am
You, m'lady, are absolutely fantastic. I've never tried using shadow in the water lines. Graciassssssssss.
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lambouflage
August 5th, 2008, 07:04 pm
you = awesome. i'm so going to try your tips.
ive never heard the term "water lines" before. who knew. very interesting!
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damntrippy
August 5th, 2008, 04:13 am
Is that seriously what she sounds like?
Forgive me but I didn't watch Laguna Beach or The Hills, so I really have no idea.
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vtcce
August 5th, 2008, 04:13 am
make up is for SUCKAS
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thruyourveins
August 5th, 2008, 04:13 am
damn that is a whole lot of makeup in the 1st ad
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