It's Time for Notable Quotables!

PEOPLE Photo Special -- The Week's 10 Best Celeb Quotes

Mariah gets permission to eat a meal, plus more from John Mayer, Steve Carell and other stars...

"She's happy with me. She lets me eat meals now."
Mariah Carey, speaking about her personal trainer, who got the singer looking svelte, to Elle  

You can get away with dropping 'em a couple times, and they'll still be okay. Can't really do that with a little girl."
Rooster McConaughey (pictured with son Miller Lyte), on brother Matthew's good fortune of having a baby boy, to PEOPLE

"Of course I threw up in the bathroom, it was better than throwing up on their face."
The Brady Bunch's Susan Olsen, defending her hungover run to the bathroom during a radio interview, to Colorado Springs' KKTV   

"It's such a dumb name. I wish I would have had the common sense to take five more minutes with it."
– Lead singer John Rzeznik, expressing regrets on naming his band the Goo Goo Dolls (pictured then and now) when he was 19 years old, to New York magazine

"When I was a child I would kill small animals and wear their teeth as necklaces. True. Print that. And I've always felt deep down that I was born a woman."
John Mayer, mocking the media's intense coverage of everything he says, at his St. Louis concert

"I'm way too high-maintenance to be in a relationship with an actor – they're all such divas!"
Jessica Alba, on her low key marriage to producer Cash Warren, to British Cosmopolitan magazine

"If I win, it's because of my natural ability and if I lose, it's because I wasn't trying so hard."
Kelly Ripa, right before racing against other women in heels, on Live with Regis and Kelly    

Gordon Ramsay: "Dustin, can you stop burning 'em? Twenty seconds only!"
Dustin Hoffman: "That's what she said."
– The unlikely duo, cooking fajitas with Jay Leno, on The Tonight Show  

"It's every Williams for themself."
Venus Williams, before defeating her sister Serena in the Wimbledon women's final

"In my role of agent [for] Miss Hathaway, I would like to say that she does not answer questions relating to this subject."
Steve Carell, rescuing costar Anne Hathaway after a reporter asked about her recent breakup with Raffaello Follieri, at the Italian premiere of Get Smart