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11:41 am - 07/11/2008

It's Time for Notable Quotables!

PEOPLE Photo Special -- The Week's 10 Best Celeb Quotes

Mariah gets permission to eat a meal, plus more from John Mayer, Steve Carell and other stars...



"She's happy with me. She lets me eat meals now."
Mariah Carey, speaking about her personal trainer, who got the singer looking svelte, to Elle  



You can get away with dropping 'em a couple times, and they'll still be okay. Can't really do that with a little girl."
Rooster McConaughey (pictured with son Miller Lyte), on brother Matthew's good fortune of having a baby boy, to PEOPLE



"Of course I threw up in the bathroom, it was better than throwing up on their face."
The Brady Bunch's Susan Olsen, defending her hungover run to the bathroom during a radio interview, to Colorado Springs' KKTV   



"It's such a dumb name. I wish I would have had the common sense to take five more minutes with it."
– Lead singer John Rzeznik, expressing regrets on naming his band the Goo Goo Dolls (pictured then and now) when he was 19 years old, to New York magazine



"When I was a child I would kill small animals and wear their teeth as necklaces. True. Print that. And I've always felt deep down that I was born a woman."
John Mayer, mocking the media's intense coverage of everything he says, at his St. Louis concert



"I'm way too high-maintenance to be in a relationship with an actor – they're all such divas!"
Jessica Alba, on her low key marriage to producer Cash Warren, to British Cosmopolitan magazine



"If I win, it's because of my natural ability and if I lose, it's because I wasn't trying so hard."
Kelly Ripa, right before racing against other women in heels, on Live with Regis and Kelly    



Gordon Ramsay: "Dustin, can you stop burning 'em? Twenty seconds only!"
Dustin Hoffman: "That's what she said."
– The unlikely duo, cooking fajitas with Jay Leno, on The Tonight Show  



"It's every Williams for themself."
Venus Williams, before defeating her sister Serena in the Wimbledon women's final



"In my role of agent [for] Miss Hathaway, I would like to say that she does not answer questions relating to this subject."
Steve Carell, rescuing costar Anne Hathaway after a reporter asked about her recent breakup with Raffaello Follieri, at the Italian premiere of Get Smart

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shanniesaysyo 11th-Jul-2008 03:54 pm (UTC)
wait
rooster?

miller lyte?

these are joke names, yes?
strapping 11th-Jul-2008 03:55 pm (UTC)
No.
shanniesaysyo 11th-Jul-2008 03:56 pm (UTC)
oi
sillyboo5000 11th-Jul-2008 06:01 pm (UTC)
I am utterly disgusted by this. what kind of a piece of shit names their son miller lite? DIAF.
super_creeps 11th-Jul-2008 03:56 pm (UTC)
Rooster is just his nickname but sadly for his son, Miller Lyte is the kid's actual birth name
sunshine1676 11th-Jul-2008 03:57 pm (UTC)
you would think so, but apparently they are their real names :/
haunted_spark 11th-Jul-2008 04:04 pm (UTC)
mmm trash
keepyourguns 11th-Jul-2008 04:15 pm (UTC)
I misread and thought the kid's name was rooster. look at that hair.
quotequeen20 11th-Jul-2008 04:19 pm (UTC)
I was listening to the radio and they were mocking the names Miller Lyte and then just making up hickish names. I seriously thought the Miller Lyte one was made up too... Oy.
kriziasupernova 11th-Jul-2008 04:51 pm (UTC)
I hope to god it is.
cickiz 11th-Jul-2008 05:34 pm (UTC)
that was the first thing I noticed.
bienmenudo 11th-Jul-2008 05:41 pm (UTC)
No wonder Matthew went for something semi-normal for his baby. Miller is not a bad name (I know a nice Miller), but I guess they had to emphasize that he's named after beer.
laurenjennifer 11th-Jul-2008 06:23 pm (UTC)
lol that was my first thought too bb
yooperchild 11th-Jul-2008 07:28 pm (UTC)
I posted this on the bad names thread the other day...but I went to school with a boy name Jack Daniels...after the alcohol.
bapestar 11th-Jul-2008 08:11 pm (UTC)
ya it really is miller lyte. i think rooster was quoted in some magazine saying 'well, it's all i drink'.
trowa 13th-Jul-2008 02:56 am (UTC)
the only Rooster I ever liked was David Sedaris's brother.
alohayall 11th-Jul-2008 03:54 pm (UTC)
i was about to say holy crap rooster and matthew could be twins. lawl
oh_oh_sheila 11th-Jul-2008 03:54 pm (UTC)
wtf is up with that kids hair!?!?!
dss1984 11th-Jul-2008 03:57 pm (UTC)
I was just about to post the exact same thing.
oh_oh_sheila 11th-Jul-2008 03:59 pm (UTC)
i don't believe that is a natural color.
cickiz 11th-Jul-2008 05:35 pm (UTC)
I think it's cute! haha
tigerrlily 11th-Jul-2008 07:34 pm (UTC)
It was for a costume - he went as Chucky from Child's Play
solostforever 11th-Jul-2008 03:54 pm (UTC)
can someone explain to me what is going on with that poor child's hair?
topanga_pie 11th-Jul-2008 03:54 pm (UTC)
Miller Lyte?

That just pisses me off.
moi__et__toi 11th-Jul-2008 03:54 pm (UTC)
what the fuck is on that bb's head?
2young2love 11th-Jul-2008 04:24 pm (UTC)
hair?
alohayall 11th-Jul-2008 03:55 pm (UTC)
also, i will bake a key lime pie for anyone who manages to seal jessica alba's mouth shut
breenah 11th-Jul-2008 04:06 pm (UTC)
I'll add to that quite a few batches of no-bake cookies.
glum_anddumb 11th-Jul-2008 04:18 pm (UTC)
I'll throw in six loaves of my top-secret zucchini bread. With or without walnuts!
ninjarina 11th-Jul-2008 03:55 pm (UTC)
LoL @ Dustin

That is one of the only pics I've ever seen of Alba not looking like a sour bitch. Too bad that skeevy guy ruins the picture.
amphigory 11th-Jul-2008 03:55 pm (UTC)
Stupidity incarnate.
isoke24 11th-Jul-2008 03:55 pm (UTC)
What's with that kid's hair?
askastylist 11th-Jul-2008 03:55 pm (UTC)
Everything in this post is making me want to vomit for some reason. Maybe except Alba
mattchew03 11th-Jul-2008 03:56 pm (UTC)
Wait... everything EXCEPT Alba?!
jiai1 11th-Jul-2008 04:00 pm (UTC)
The apocalypse is near.
askastylist 11th-Jul-2008 04:02 pm (UTC)
I was looking at her boots, they're kind of cute.
seriousbizniss 11th-Jul-2008 04:11 pm (UTC)
ohhhhh snap.

iawtc.
chung_____chung 11th-Jul-2008 03:56 pm (UTC)
"I'm way too high-maintenance to be in a relationship with an actor – they're all such divas!"

she may be a total bitch, but at least she is honest that she is a total bitch.


also, Miller Lyte...
cickiz 11th-Jul-2008 05:46 pm (UTC)
how?
poppingpenguin 11th-Jul-2008 05:50 pm (UTC)
.... because wearing heels makes you anti-women's movement???? hmmm guess i'm the most anti-feminist there is then. *shrugs* oh well. *goes off to buy some stilettos so she can run around the park in them*
miss_splendid 11th-Jul-2008 06:39 pm (UTC)
ikr?? wth
ohsillytwigg 11th-Jul-2008 06:39 pm (UTC)
how so? They raised money for charity, and the heels part got them a lot more press.

Im not seeing an issue.
harmlessbondage 11th-Jul-2008 06:53 pm (UTC)
i am 90 to 100% sure that no part of the women's movement ever focused on preventing women from being fashionable.

do you know what feminism is? it's not about hairy legs and burning bras.
watermeloncholy 11th-Jul-2008 07:04 pm (UTC)
I don't think setting back the woman's movement means what you think it means.
purplelily85 11th-Jul-2008 07:09 pm (UTC)
ikr? what's next, will she race to take away our voting rights? bitch!
invisibleones 11th-Jul-2008 03:56 pm (UTC)
Miller Lyte? Really?
crazyjaney 11th-Jul-2008 03:56 pm (UTC)
MILLER LYTE???

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG.
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