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I am so white. [info]painfulwish
5:09 pm - 07/03/2005

Anna Nicole Smith at LIVE 8

Let me apologize in advance for the horror you're about to come upon (no pun intended.)








This calls for a dear Anna.

Dearest Anna Nicole,
I understand that you're a proud drag queen, that's all fine and dandy, but please take a lesson from Whitney Houston & stop coming to events coked off your ass. It was funny the first 4 or 5 times, then it shifted from funny to weird, then it twisted to deranged, and it's heading straight for Courtney Love, baby. I hate to be the one to break it to you, but it has to be said - I've seen less rolls on a 400 pound prostitute... and yet, you're still skinny? Maybe I'm missing the joke here.

Lots and lots of love,
The World
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[info]tinkermellie 3rd-Jul-2005 09:10 pm (UTC)
yikes.
[info]stuckmodebabe 3rd-Jul-2005 09:12 pm (UTC)
Annas baked
[info]_lackof_passion 3rd-Jul-2005 09:10 pm (UTC)
ew
[info]_lackof_passion 3rd-Jul-2005 09:11 pm (UTC)
In the last picture you can see the lines of cut from her tit job.
[info]luvleelocs 3rd-Jul-2005 09:13 pm (UTC)
I noticed that too....you are supposed to cover that with makeup....atleast that's what strippers do.
[info]jadedjunglist 3rd-Jul-2005 09:11 pm (UTC)
Maybe she just has a bunch of loose skin from all the fat she lost?
[info]jetpacks 3rd-Jul-2005 09:12 pm (UTC)
THAT'S WHAT PLASTIC SURGERY IS FOR
[info]stfuihateyou 3rd-Jul-2005 09:13 pm (UTC)
i don't see any loose skin. she had to have had plastic surgery to remove it. i think those first two pictures are just bad angles or something.





either way, she should really quit tanning.
[info]webecomeburied 3rd-Jul-2005 11:05 pm (UTC)
I think so - combined with the pose, it kind of makes sense why she looks like that.
[info]texas_heat 4th-Jul-2005 07:38 am (UTC)
definitely loose skin. i guess they don't do...back...tucks.
[info]cafeconleche 3rd-Jul-2005 09:11 pm (UTC)
I dislike it when people smile with their gums :S
[info]blu_ 3rd-Jul-2005 09:13 pm (UTC)
=(
[info]cafeconleche 3rd-Jul-2005 09:14 pm (UTC)
As for her stomach, I totally understand Anna Nicole. When I went from 200 to 130, my stomach was also flabby (but not as flabby as hers :D).
[info]rachiemachine 3rd-Jul-2005 09:14 pm (UTC)
It isn't always so bad, but she does excessively so.
[info]_vanityfair 3rd-Jul-2005 09:18 pm (UTC)
Exactly. It's SO disturbing.
[info]nat 3rd-Jul-2005 09:57 pm (UTC)
That's how some people smile though. They can't help it.
[info]cafeconleche 3rd-Jul-2005 11:00 pm (UTC)
That's also true :\ I will say that it's rather unattractive.
[info]avez_kuleshov 3rd-Jul-2005 11:43 pm (UTC)
ATTN: Models and Celebrities -- there are easy ways to learn how to hold your mouth for a less distracting, more photogenic smile (in the same vein as posing, sucking in the gut and lengthening the neck).

[info]feverabove 3rd-Jul-2005 09:11 pm (UTC)
MY EYES
[info]asimplemistake 3rd-Jul-2005 09:53 pm (UTC)
*covers along with mine*
[info]addigail 3rd-Jul-2005 10:32 pm (UTC)
with your icon... perfect.
[info]7_silver_stars_ 3rd-Jul-2005 09:11 pm (UTC)
yeah she looks like trash, but i think its amazing how much weight she lost
[info]classicawesome 4th-Jul-2005 05:55 am (UTC)
Yeah, it just melts off when you pull out the checkbook in the Doctor's office.
[info]misguidedinsect 3rd-Jul-2005 09:11 pm (UTC)
dude. creepy underboob area. serious.
[info]claireiszesty 3rd-Jul-2005 09:32 pm (UTC)
i love you, buckley fan.
[info]misguidedinsect 3rd-Jul-2005 09:33 pm (UTC)
BUCKLEY FANS UNITE.
[info]privatelyricist 3rd-Jul-2005 09:56 pm (UTC)
i was thinkin that
[info]pipsqu3ak 3rd-Jul-2005 10:00 pm (UTC)
you can see scars. implants, perhaps?



i would live in shame if i were her son. poor guy.
[info]lily_954 3rd-Jul-2005 11:23 pm (UTC)
implant scars yo
[info]cocoamix 3rd-Jul-2005 09:11 pm (UTC)
ugh

not a good tooth to gum ratio
[info]ceasethestorm 3rd-Jul-2005 09:30 pm (UTC)
Hah! Family Guy reference. Unless it was unintentional in which case, well... shoot.
[info]cocoamix 3rd-Jul-2005 10:20 pm (UTC)
nope it was intentional
[info]scribegirl 3rd-Jul-2005 09:12 pm (UTC)
Doesn't that only happen when people have gastric bypass surgery and haven't had the excess skin removed?

She just looks so....unnatural. Granted, it's the look she's going for. But gah!
[info]likewo 3rd-Jul-2005 09:54 pm (UTC)
anyone who loses weight really quickly has the loose skin problem
[info]vintageteeshirt 3rd-Jul-2005 09:12 pm (UTC)
"I've seen less rolls on a 400 pound prostitute... and yet, you're still skinny?"
haha.
im just surprised that her top stayed on at all.
[info]ebolarock 3rd-Jul-2005 09:12 pm (UTC)
TOTAL LOL AT BACK RIPPLES.
[info]factorygirl 3rd-Jul-2005 09:12 pm (UTC)
nice placement of the live 8 guitar in the first one..
[info]romoe 3rd-Jul-2005 09:52 pm (UTC)
ahahah
[info]messhedontwant 3rd-Jul-2005 11:32 pm (UTC)
LOL
[info]theladyspeaks 4th-Jul-2005 06:38 pm (UTC)
LMAO
[info]_secondthought 3rd-Jul-2005 09:12 pm (UTC)
I feel so sorry for her.

She is so stupid and it's sad. People actually let her out like that.
[info]promisemewings 4th-Jul-2005 10:33 pm (UTC)
We have Howard K. Stern to blame for that.
[info]feverabove 3rd-Jul-2005 09:12 pm (UTC)
In the first photo it looks like she's about to descend upon the Live 8 logo and fuck it.
[info]jenjuliet 3rd-Jul-2005 09:13 pm (UTC)
Her body looks amazing.
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