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[info]__dramamine
9:01 pm - 07/02/2005

celeb bulges according to www.bulgereport.com :


Russell Crowe
Tiny
"nicknamed him cashew"
[5 posts. 1 says he's not tiny.]

Johnny Depp
Tiny "small carrot"
[Disappointing if true]

Matt Damon
Normal size, looked uncut.

Shea Hillenbrand
Very big, thick, real  nice.

Kevin Costner
Big, fills his shorts good.

Jon Bon Jovi
"a nutsack the size of a bull's"

Vanilla Ice
"10 inches. Pulled out to prove it."

Ewan MC Gregor
Thick, MASSIVE NUTS

George Clooney
Tighty Whities,
average size cut.

Ryan Phillipe
"about 3-4 inches flaccid"

Tom Welling
"cut, thick, and hairy"

Pierce Brosnan
"boxers and an average, thin dick"

John Rocker
Big, Thick, Shoots Lots
"biggest cock ever, walks around locker room and his dick swings" HUGE! Shoots big loads too.

James Franco
"cut and about 5 inches soft"

Hugh Jackman
"about 6 inches long and uncut"

Josh Hartnett
"tiny for his height"

Ricky Martin
Average, uncut.

Elijah Wood
21, lives with mom. Wears boxers, looked small in health club. Maybe he's a "grower".

Javier Lopez
"huge, uncut, huge balls too

Michael Boulton
"Running down his long thin leg was an equally long thin highly visible penis"

Taye Diggs
"Another huge one."

Seann William Scott
"Dude! You got a good sized dick!"

Eminem
Calls himself "small".

Orlando Bloom
"HUGE! 9" and thick! not to hairy! Very nice!"

Prince William
"medium size, barely any hair, cut, anal that people might think he's . . . "

Justin Timberlake
"Cut, has 4-5 inch dick, with a circumcision scar, a bit red"



 

 

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[info]a9iceman 3rd-Jul-2005 03:59 am (UTC)
Some of these made me really uncomfortable to read.
[info]notafukinitem 3rd-Jul-2005 04:02 am (UTC)
i dont know, they were entertaining...poor elija...your icons rules all
[info]_lunch_box 3rd-Jul-2005 04:22 am (UTC)
fuck. your icon man.
awesome.
[info]sweet_honesty 3rd-Jul-2005 05:22 am (UTC)
then why did you?
[info]a9iceman 3rd-Jul-2005 06:32 am (UTC)
It was interesting.
[info]orjustnotlive 3rd-Jul-2005 04:00 am (UTC)
yeah, this was really gross.
[info]katrinar 4th-Jul-2005 01:13 pm (UTC)
i thought we were talking about celebs gaining weight.

not penis.

this was uncalled for. and i find everything called for.
[info]aly__xox 3rd-Jul-2005 04:01 am (UTC)
...


i dont even know waht to say. and that's rare.
[info]find_me_now 3rd-Jul-2005 04:01 am (UTC)
Haha I think that's more information than I ever needed to know...but yet I still tried to picture them all...
[info]perfecthorror 3rd-Jul-2005 04:58 am (UTC)
Haha, god I know.
[info]beatenandbloody 3rd-Jul-2005 04:02 am (UTC)
hmm... interesting, but i dont know how much of it i believe.
[info]xx_t_o_m_ 3rd-Jul-2005 04:02 am (UTC)
LOL.
[info]catalyst___ 3rd-Jul-2005 04:03 am (UTC)
eh, if you can't use the proper form of to/too i'm not very interested in your review of orlando bloom's penis.
[info]whoffleck 3rd-Jul-2005 04:07 am (UTC)
It's not her review of Orlando Bloom's penis... She copied and pasted it from the website, hence the quotation marks.
[info]catalyst___ 3rd-Jul-2005 04:07 am (UTC)
i didn't mean her personally. i meant the original poster. =)
[info]__dramamine 4th-Jul-2005 12:44 am (UTC)
and who said it was my view? this is according to someones website
[info]girltype 3rd-Jul-2005 04:03 am (UTC)
James Franco. LORD. What I would give to get a piece of that.
[info]__lovebuzzz 3rd-Jul-2005 04:06 am (UTC)
Me too!
[info]actingprincess 3rd-Jul-2005 04:10 am (UTC)
I would easily give my left leg.

love,
your local Freaks and Geeks cult follower
[info]eat_your_heart 3rd-Jul-2005 04:18 am (UTC)
Oh yes!
[info]apothecaries 3rd-Jul-2005 04:19 am (UTC)
I think the best plan would be to distract him while I jump on his back shoving a rag soaked in chloroform in his face. We then just have to drag his body around for a while. But this would so work. And yes. I have thought about this many times.
[info]apaintedsmile 3rd-Jul-2005 04:03 am (UTC)
i love shea hillenbrand, well i did before he left the red sox...
[info]withoutmusic 4th-Jul-2005 04:13 pm (UTC)
Me too!!!
LOL i saw his name. and i was like wtf? it's like randomly in there.
[info]meth 3rd-Jul-2005 04:04 am (UTC)
Vanilla Ice
"10 inches. Pulled out to prove it."

;-;
[info]__lovebuzzz 3rd-Jul-2005 04:05 am (UTC)
lmao, lots of penis posts lately.
[info]frenchpoodle 3rd-Jul-2005 04:05 am (UTC)
Hahha I love these kinds of posts.
[info]pleiades 3rd-Jul-2005 05:47 am (UTC)
who is that in your icon?
[info]caesarea 3rd-Jul-2005 06:19 pm (UTC)
.. I think it's from Dead Like Me. I could be wrong, though..
[info]blasphemy_smoke 3rd-Jul-2005 04:08 am (UTC)
massive nuts, shoots big loads, size of a bull

HAHAHAHA i love penie descriptions
[info]tinkermellie 3rd-Jul-2005 04:08 am (UTC)
I HAVE TO PAY TO FIND OUT HOW BIG OWEN WILSON'S DICK IS?
fuckthatshityo.
[info]tinkermellie 3rd-Jul-2005 04:18 am (UTC)
Ooo! That's fun to think about.

I just hope it's not all bent up... because on the nose, cute.

On the dick? Probably not so much.
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