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[info]boo_xo
12:01 am - 06/11/2008

who got hit by a drunk driver?

 






A drunk driver smashed into Diddy’s Maybach on Friday night outside Manhattan’s 1Oak nightclub. A new Maybach runs $426,000 — a bit more if you go for the nuclear engine instead of the V-12 — so, ya’ know, I hope the dude has insurance. According to TMZ, the guy that hit Diddy’s ride, Charles Lorenzo, was so drunk that he passed out face down on the street. I did the same thing at lunch last weekend after seeing the Sex and the City movie. I know you guys think I’m this tough dude and all because I’ve undefeated in cage matches, but I just can’t handle cosmos.



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[info]dorkii_rawk 11th-Jun-2008 04:09 am (UTC)
LOL karma for "Puff Daddy" being a pretentious douche.
[info]heartsnsailors8 11th-Jun-2008 04:10 am (UTC)
careful there sharon stone
[info]nun_with_a_gun 11th-Jun-2008 04:12 am (UTC)
LOLZ WIN
[info]cdsdralion 11th-Jun-2008 04:14 am (UTC)
lol
[info]boo_xo 11th-Jun-2008 04:15 am (UTC)
lol shazing!
[info]potatoboat 11th-Jun-2008 04:18 am (UTC)
lol love you
[info]dorkii_rawk 11th-Jun-2008 04:19 am (UTC)
omg that bitch also has some karma coming for her!
[info]uhohlisa 11th-Jun-2008 05:52 am (UTC)
someone deserves to be hit by a drunk driver because you don't like them? really? maybe you should befriend nick hogan to do your dirty work
[info]shahoney hell yes — 11th-Jun-2008 09:05 am (UTC)
pdiddy is a douchebag. he should GTFO AND DIAF
[info]healthypanda 12th-Jun-2008 02:31 am (UTC)
Car accidents suck. I wouldn't wish them on anyone.
[info]jearsforqueers 11th-Jun-2008 04:09 am (UTC)
LOL
[info]pelican_dust 11th-Jun-2008 04:09 am (UTC)
OMG he looks like Carey Hart. it just hit me.

And i think Carey is gay, too BTW.
[info]fiercenessness 11th-Jun-2008 05:00 am (UTC)
Woah that's crazy! He really does!
[info]stellawuzadiver 11th-Jun-2008 06:35 am (UTC)
I see it!
[info]donch 11th-Jun-2008 07:01 am (UTC)
LOL i read carey hart and thought corey heart
and i was like ummm p diddy will never be able to wear his sunglasses at night and pull that shit off


and then i realized that i can't read and am really lame
[info]pelican_dust 11th-Jun-2008 02:32 pm (UTC)
IKR. cOrey hart is my bb. he was my 80's crush. cArey sucks for stealing his name. Kinda.
[info]drusilla 11th-Jun-2008 03:01 pm (UTC)
Where did you see a picture of the dude?
[info]straightgoods 11th-Jun-2008 04:09 am (UTC)
lol, i was hoping for paris hilton.
[info]latestwhore 11th-Jun-2008 04:09 am (UTC)
Puffy gonnacut a bitch over this one
[info]notgunnahappen 11th-Jun-2008 04:09 am (UTC)
publicity stunt
[info]numb_crystal 11th-Jun-2008 04:09 am (UTC)
totally read this as "hit by a drunk driver" and was all OMGZ
[info]numb_crystal 11th-Jun-2008 04:11 am (UTC)
oh it was a typo originally nvm
[info]cathy105 11th-Jun-2008 04:12 am (UTC)
lol is that not what it says?
[info]numb_crystal 11th-Jun-2008 04:16 am (UTC)
it originally said "got his by a drunk driver" and then i read it as got hit as in like ran over. when i opened the post, i thought she meant got his as in he's a shitty dude and had it coming.

i hope that made sense. i'm tired lol
[info]xcasxsiex 11th-Jun-2008 04:09 am (UTC)
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit
[info]heythatsmybike 11th-Jun-2008 04:10 am (UTC)
i was hoping miley would be in the car.
[info]taylie 11th-Jun-2008 05:17 am (UTC)
that would be awesome
[info]shanny_w 11th-Jun-2008 06:50 am (UTC)
I cant wait until her first big accident. It's gonna be lulz.
[info]annabananna 11th-Jun-2008 04:10 am (UTC)
damn I was hoping it would be britney. that would be *ironic*
[info]cpl593h 11th-Jun-2008 04:10 am (UTC)
damn that sucks.
[info]sinfulroad 11th-Jun-2008 04:10 am (UTC)
Oh shit.
[info]shanny_w 11th-Jun-2008 04:11 am (UTC)
CAR-MA?
[info]heythatsmybike 11th-Jun-2008 04:12 am (UTC)
lol
[info]jlai24 11th-Jun-2008 04:13 am (UTC)
i lol'd
[info]justgoaheadnow 11th-Jun-2008 04:14 am (UTC)
lol
[info]boo_xo 11th-Jun-2008 04:15 am (UTC)
LOL
[info]numb_crystal 11th-Jun-2008 04:16 am (UTC)
lol
[info]lolzerz 11th-Jun-2008 04:16 am (UTC)
ROFL luv u
[info]shanny_w 11th-Jun-2008 04:17 am (UTC)
right back atchew babe
[info]hawaii_bombay 11th-Jun-2008 04:17 am (UTC)
FTW
[info]tomlinton 11th-Jun-2008 04:17 am (UTC)
lmfao banned in china, bitch.
[info]dorkii_rawk 11th-Jun-2008 04:20 am (UTC)
LOL ILU
[info]la_bellavidaxo 11th-Jun-2008 04:23 am (UTC)
rofl, ilu!
[info]juniatha 11th-Jun-2008 04:28 am (UTC)
LOL, that was bold.
[info]cookiewcutter 11th-Jun-2008 04:34 am (UTC)
lmao

i think u already know that ilu ^__~
[info]herrogojira 11th-Jun-2008 04:41 am (UTC)
-_-
[info]dutsukyampu 11th-Jun-2008 05:48 am (UTC)
oh no you didn't
[info]mel712 12th-Jun-2008 01:50 am (UTC)
lmao clever
[info]proenza_chanel 11th-Jun-2008 04:11 am (UTC)
apparently some serious shit goes down at 1Oak...stolen fur coats, drunk drivers, and Serena on Gossip Girl going on her drunken bender after the "OMG I KILLED SOMEONE" moment.
[info]ultravlntmoloko 11th-Jun-2008 04:11 am (UTC)
Drunk drivers should all be executed on the spot.
[info]ex_gaze 11th-Jun-2008 04:13 am (UTC)
yes
[info]silverfox1027 11th-Jun-2008 04:16 am (UTC)
iawtc
[info]enid_keaner 11th-Jun-2008 04:16 am (UTC)
I like the way you think.
[info]shanny_w 11th-Jun-2008 04:20 am (UTC)
What about drunk bicycling?
[info]ultravlntmoloko 11th-Jun-2008 04:21 am (UTC)
tough call
[info]screwher 11th-Jun-2008 04:22 am (UTC)
off with their heads!
[info]yummyhead2toe 11th-Jun-2008 04:25 am (UTC)
B-but what about Lindsay, Paris, and Meesh?!
[info]alchimie_amour 11th-Jun-2008 04:42 am (UTC)
You'd have to kill half the state of CA.
[info]ballroomfloor 11th-Jun-2008 05:42 pm (UTC)
i wonder how many ONTDers have gotten a DUI.
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