2:09 am - 06/09/2008

Cruz wants a tat


IT looks like the youngest Beckham spawn, CRUZ, is soaking up everything his dad does.

BECKS is covered in tattoos and Cruz, three, looked like a miniature version at LA Galaxy’s game, with doit-yourself inkwork.

But I don’t think he got the dummy from David.

Some fans also see Beckham as a father figure.

One ran on the pitch to cuddle him – showing American soccer can’t even deliver a decent streaker.


I can't believe hes 3 ...It doesn't seem like 3 ish years ago Viccy was pregnant haha.

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shanny_w 9th-Jun-2008 01:18 am (UTC)
well hes hxc enough with out them already
gabstuhs 9th-Jun-2008 01:18 am (UTC)
icon <3!
sqaures 9th-Jun-2008 01:20 am (UTC)
<3!! Mitchhh ...I LIKE! haha.
gabstuhs 9th-Jun-2008 01:42 am (UTC)
hahahaha i love this showw!
i wonder what next season will be like..
lasombradeti 9th-Jun-2008 01:19 am (UTC)
god they have the cutest kids
lets see im 21 so when the oldest is 21 i might be like 34 or 35... i should be his milf
prinzessin784 9th-Jun-2008 01:24 am (UTC)
sergeantquakers 9th-Jun-2008 01:27 am (UTC)
Your icon suits you well. ;D
sweet_tiff4prez 9th-Jun-2008 01:49 am (UTC)
peridotgem 9th-Jun-2008 01:54 am (UTC)
Lol :P
rebel_waltz 9th-Jun-2008 02:41 am (UTC)
despedida 9th-Jun-2008 01:19 am (UTC)
it would suck to be gay and david's son...

incest is illegal.
babloo382 9th-Jun-2008 01:21 am (UTC)
despedida 9th-Jun-2008 01:23 am (UTC)
ekroe 9th-Jun-2008 01:24 am (UTC)
omg ew.
fauxjoy 9th-Jun-2008 02:00 am (UTC)
peridotgem 9th-Jun-2008 02:01 am (UTC)
I lol'ed
maurilia 9th-Jun-2008 02:14 am (UTC)
this one took me a while, i was like, "who's gay?"
ex_gaze 9th-Jun-2008 02:42 am (UTC)
nerice6 9th-Jun-2008 01:20 am (UTC)
Oh please. All kids like those fake washable tattoos. lol.
babloo382 9th-Jun-2008 01:21 am (UTC)
british journalism is such fucking gibberish
itsmileycyrus 9th-Jun-2008 03:12 am (UTC)
ikr? i don't understand anything that was said in this post, i read it over like 7 times.
ricen 9th-Jun-2008 01:21 am (UTC)
i just hope he doesnt have david's awful accent. He can have all his sexy, tho
gaspworthy 9th-Jun-2008 01:21 am (UTC)
Yesterday at work this huge group of British tourists come into the store I work in and I'm like. "Hello" and they say hello and wonder around and as they finally come to buy the stuff they want I make chit-chat. One of the guys is buying a baseball with the faces of the Presidents on it and I ask them if they like baseball.


lasombradeti 9th-Jun-2008 01:23 am (UTC)
you should have nodded your head from side to side and said ' GURL GO FUCKING SIT ON SOME HOT ASS TEA AND SHOVE SOME CRUMPETS UP YO YELLOW-STAINED TEETH ASSHOLE "
ekroe 9th-Jun-2008 01:25 am (UTC)
lol that is horrible.
numb_crystal 9th-Jun-2008 01:27 am (UTC)
dusttogold 9th-Jun-2008 01:34 am (UTC)
battlingennui 9th-Jun-2008 01:39 am (UTC)
LOL I would have seriously made some snide remark that would have gotten me in trouble.
the_only_babbs 9th-Jun-2008 02:06 am (UTC)
I wish you would have had a pair of little white gloves you could have smacked him with. LOL It would have been a duel!!

Or, you could have told him you were happy we separated from their country. LOL
strangelittlex 9th-Jun-2008 03:01 am (UTC)
LOL, then why were they buying a baseball?
theciz 9th-Jun-2008 11:25 am (UTC)
Ah, I feel your pain, only the opposite way round. Basically retired middle-class American couples asking stupid questions on St Patrick's Day, such as, "Where's the parade?" "Where can I buy green beer?" "Where's your Irish pub?" "Can I walk to the Giant's Causeway from here in, like, 20 minutes?"

I mean, okay, you don't have to have an intimate knowledge of Irish politics to come here, but asking why a very Protestant town isn't celebrating St. Patrick's day? Jesus, they were lucky this wasn't Belfast, that's all I'm saying.
ballininmyyurt 9th-Jun-2008 01:22 am (UTC)
baby swag
cathy105 9th-Jun-2008 01:22 am (UTC)
I let my 3 yr old get a real tattoo if it'd get him to give up his pacifier
smashpumpkins21 9th-Jun-2008 01:23 am (UTC)
lol srsly he's old.
faux_____pas 9th-Jun-2008 02:04 am (UTC)
my mom made me throw away my pacifier around my 3rd birthday if i wanted to get my presents. =/

so then i used to steal my little brother's out of his crib. idkw.
verlaud 9th-Jun-2008 03:30 am (UTC)
I didn't until I was four. Then it got embarrassing at school.
solongtogo 9th-Jun-2008 01:08 pm (UTC)
Try cutting the tip off, telling him it's broken and throw it away. Then when he asks just tell him it's broken. Worked for us.
_clubsandwiches 9th-Jun-2008 01:22 am (UTC)
god this 'article' is all over the place and poorly written.
prinzessin784 9th-Jun-2008 01:23 am (UTC)
I can't believe he's 3 and he has that nasty plug in his mouth
bubblegumboobs 9th-Jun-2008 01:27 am (UTC)
mmmmmm plug in my mouth!
_xxtom 9th-Jun-2008 01:25 am (UTC)
This is the worst article ever.
bubblegumboobs 9th-Jun-2008 01:25 am (UTC)
3 and still sucking a paapaa? heehee least now I know Im not the only one who let their 'spawn' sucka paa till they started school!!
mental_picture 9th-Jun-2008 01:27 am (UTC)
Just give the kid a few temporary tattoos to play around with. He can be badass on the playground in front of all his friends until that thing turns into a goopy, peeling mess.
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