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2:09 am - 06/09/2008

Cruz wants a tat


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IT looks like the youngest Beckham spawn, CRUZ, is soaking up everything his dad does.

BECKS is covered in tattoos and Cruz, three, looked like a miniature version at LA Galaxy’s game, with doit-yourself inkwork.

But I don’t think he got the dummy from David.

Some fans also see Beckham as a father figure.

One ran on the pitch to cuddle him – showing American soccer can’t even deliver a decent streaker.


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I can't believe hes 3 ...It doesn't seem like 3 ish years ago Viccy was pregnant haha.

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shanny_w 9th-Jun-2008 01:18 am (UTC)
well hes hxc enough with out them already
gabstuhs 9th-Jun-2008 01:18 am (UTC)
icon <3!
sqaures 9th-Jun-2008 01:20 am (UTC)
<3!! Mitchhh ...I LIKE! haha.
gabstuhs 9th-Jun-2008 01:42 am (UTC)
hahahaha i love this showw!
i wonder what next season will be like..
lasombradeti 9th-Jun-2008 01:19 am (UTC)
god they have the cutest kids
lets see im 21 so when the oldest is 21 i might be like 34 or 35... i should be his milf
prinzessin784 9th-Jun-2008 01:24 am (UTC)
iawtc
sergeantquakers 9th-Jun-2008 01:27 am (UTC)
Your icon suits you well. ;D
sweet_tiff4prez 9th-Jun-2008 01:49 am (UTC)
LOL WTF
peridotgem 9th-Jun-2008 01:54 am (UTC)
Lol :P
rebel_waltz 9th-Jun-2008 02:41 am (UTC)
despedida 9th-Jun-2008 01:19 am (UTC)
it would suck to be gay and david's son...










incest is illegal.
babloo382 9th-Jun-2008 01:21 am (UTC)
wtf
despedida 9th-Jun-2008 01:23 am (UTC)
what
ekroe 9th-Jun-2008 01:24 am (UTC)
omg ew.
fauxjoy 9th-Jun-2008 02:00 am (UTC)
lol
peridotgem 9th-Jun-2008 02:01 am (UTC)
I lol'ed
maurilia 9th-Jun-2008 02:14 am (UTC)
this one took me a while, i was like, "who's gay?"
ex_gaze 9th-Jun-2008 02:42 am (UTC)
haha
nerice6 9th-Jun-2008 01:20 am (UTC)
Oh please. All kids like those fake washable tattoos. lol.
babloo382 9th-Jun-2008 01:21 am (UTC)
british journalism is such fucking gibberish
itsmileycyrus 9th-Jun-2008 03:12 am (UTC)
ikr? i don't understand anything that was said in this post, i read it over like 7 times.
ricen 9th-Jun-2008 01:21 am (UTC)
i just hope he doesnt have david's awful accent. He can have all his sexy, tho
gaspworthy 9th-Jun-2008 01:21 am (UTC)
Yesterday at work this huge group of British tourists come into the store I work in and I'm like. "Hello" and they say hello and wonder around and as they finally come to buy the stuff they want I make chit-chat. One of the guys is buying a baseball with the faces of the Presidents on it and I ask them if they like baseball.

"US LIKE BASEBALL?!?!? WE'RE ONLY INTO FOOTBALL! OUR FOOTBALL, NOT YOUR CRAPPY EXCUSE FOR RUGBY!! AND YOUR SHITTY VERSION OF FOOTBALL WITH BECKHAM. YOU AMERICANS KNOW NOTHING ABOUT SPORT."

lasombradeti 9th-Jun-2008 01:23 am (UTC)
you should have nodded your head from side to side and said ' GURL GO FUCKING SIT ON SOME HOT ASS TEA AND SHOVE SOME CRUMPETS UP YO YELLOW-STAINED TEETH ASSHOLE "
ekroe 9th-Jun-2008 01:25 am (UTC)
lol that is horrible.
numb_crystal 9th-Jun-2008 01:27 am (UTC)
lmao
dusttogold 9th-Jun-2008 01:34 am (UTC)
LOL
battlingennui 9th-Jun-2008 01:39 am (UTC)
LOL I would have seriously made some snide remark that would have gotten me in trouble.
the_only_babbs 9th-Jun-2008 02:06 am (UTC)
I wish you would have had a pair of little white gloves you could have smacked him with. LOL It would have been a duel!!

Or, you could have told him you were happy we separated from their country. LOL
strangelittlex 9th-Jun-2008 03:01 am (UTC)
LOL, then why were they buying a baseball?
theciz 9th-Jun-2008 11:25 am (UTC)
Ah, I feel your pain, only the opposite way round. Basically retired middle-class American couples asking stupid questions on St Patrick's Day, such as, "Where's the parade?" "Where can I buy green beer?" "Where's your Irish pub?" "Can I walk to the Giant's Causeway from here in, like, 20 minutes?"

I mean, okay, you don't have to have an intimate knowledge of Irish politics to come here, but asking why a very Protestant town isn't celebrating St. Patrick's day? Jesus, they were lucky this wasn't Belfast, that's all I'm saying.
ballininmyyurt 9th-Jun-2008 01:22 am (UTC)
baby swag
cathy105 9th-Jun-2008 01:22 am (UTC)
I let my 3 yr old get a real tattoo if it'd get him to give up his pacifier
smashpumpkins21 9th-Jun-2008 01:23 am (UTC)
lol srsly he's old.
faux_____pas 9th-Jun-2008 02:04 am (UTC)
my mom made me throw away my pacifier around my 3rd birthday if i wanted to get my presents. =/

so then i used to steal my little brother's out of his crib. idkw.
verlaud 9th-Jun-2008 03:30 am (UTC)
I didn't until I was four. Then it got embarrassing at school.
solongtogo 9th-Jun-2008 01:08 pm (UTC)
Try cutting the tip off, telling him it's broken and throw it away. Then when he asks just tell him it's broken. Worked for us.
_clubsandwiches 9th-Jun-2008 01:22 am (UTC)
god this 'article' is all over the place and poorly written.
prinzessin784 9th-Jun-2008 01:23 am (UTC)
I can't believe he's 3 and he has that nasty plug in his mouth
bubblegumboobs 9th-Jun-2008 01:27 am (UTC)
mmmmmm plug in my mouth!
_xxtom 9th-Jun-2008 01:25 am (UTC)
This is the worst article ever.
bubblegumboobs 9th-Jun-2008 01:25 am (UTC)
3 and still sucking a paapaa? heehee least now I know Im not the only one who let their 'spawn' sucka paa till they started school!!
mental_picture 9th-Jun-2008 01:27 am (UTC)
Just give the kid a few temporary tattoos to play around with. He can be badass on the playground in front of all his friends until that thing turns into a goopy, peeling mess.
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