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2:50 am - 06/06/2008

A Gift For The ONTD gays. Dante "The Naked Man" From The SATC Movie [NSFW!]














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aurosan 6th-Jun-2008 08:40 am (UTC)
IN B4 FORESKIN WANK
sup_merde_tete 6th-Jun-2008 08:42 am (UTC)
50 FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARZ!
sexy_cheetah 6th-Jun-2008 06:35 pm (UTC)
Any more bids from the colorful woman?
naturellebella 6th-Jun-2008 08:44 am (UTC)
It was little weird watching this scene next to my mom...
parissima 6th-Jun-2008 10:14 am (UTC)
Ikr.
I felt quite uncomfortable then. And during the short Miranda/Steve sex scenes :/
mitsinka 6th-Jun-2008 02:21 pm (UTC)
Omg I know.
chiori 6th-Jun-2008 03:57 pm (UTC)
seriously! we just pretended like they didn't happen hahaha.
childishdreamer 6th-Jun-2008 10:56 am (UTC)
lmao. i watched it last night with my mom. it was my birthday present to her. and i didn;t feel weird at all. my mom is a cool mom. haha
frantically 6th-Jun-2008 11:24 am (UTC)
i wonder how weird it must have felt watching all the fucking scenes.
courtney_77 6th-Jun-2008 11:25 am (UTC)
I was watching it with a woman I work with. She's like a second mom to me. It was indeed ~*~awkward~*~.
saralynn 6th-Jun-2008 01:10 pm (UTC)
iawtc

my mother outwardly groaned in disgust at the first Miranda/Steve sex scene

lol she's so noisy in a theater damn
lipstickbitches 6th-Jun-2008 01:32 pm (UTC)
Ugh, I know.
mrsjcatalano 6th-Jun-2008 02:13 pm (UTC)
maybe movies with sex IN THE TITLE aren't good choices for you and your parents then...
ashminda 6th-Jun-2008 02:18 pm (UTC)
haha that scene should have been the least awkward.. haha the scenes with him screwing all those girls and the miranda/steve scene would have been wayyy awkward! lol
fisher55 6th-Jun-2008 02:58 pm (UTC)
lol my little brother is so weirded out by this show cuz when it came on HBO, my mom would yell "C'MON HEATH, IT'S TIME FOR 'SEX'"
barilace 6th-Jun-2008 03:23 pm (UTC)
Ditto.

Ha.
poisonthetrees 6th-Jun-2008 03:35 pm (UTC)
i watched it next to my grandma..
misspinkkate 6th-Jun-2008 03:44 pm (UTC)
OMG I was there with my Mom too!!!! I was so embarassed. At least I wasn't right next to her; my other sisters were, lol.
wonderwallt89 6th-Jun-2008 04:43 pm (UTC)
i know. I saw it with my mom and i just wanted to die. but i knew the movie would include some graphic sex, so i was mentally prepared.
mcgees 6th-Jun-2008 05:06 pm (UTC)
I used to watch new eps with my bf's mom because we didn't have HBO. Yeah. :/
lazyorbit 6th-Jun-2008 06:40 pm (UTC)
i dont understand how anyone would be at all comfortable watching it with their mom. It was kinda even awkward going with gfs lol.
kissmytan 6th-Jun-2008 06:52 pm (UTC)
haha girl you know i did the same exact thing and my mom was just like 'oh my..' haha :\
2getherfan4life 7th-Jun-2008 02:13 am (UTC)
haha, I agree I agree. I saw it with my mom and younger sister

We were laughing before going in to the movie though because the ironic thing is that I wasn't allowed to watch the show while it was on HBO (I'm 20 now so I guess I was in middle/high school while it aired)... I would be in the family room with my mom, then a new episode would come on and she would make me leave (even though I could have just gone in my room and turned it on... but I was a good girl... and not all that interested lol).

Now I wish I had watched the show because the movie was fabulous, but she has some of the DVDs so I'll see them all eventually. :)
tequila_x_sun 7th-Jun-2008 04:16 am (UTC)
OMG yes. And my best male friend was right next to me...

haha

She laughed though.
g_dilly 6th-Jun-2008 08:47 am (UTC)
I LOVED that part.
up_and_away1252 6th-Jun-2008 06:39 pm (UTC)
IAWTC
rjaydjay 6th-Jun-2008 08:48 am (UTC)
I don't see any peen
groovylilkitten 6th-Jun-2008 11:06 am (UTC)
Last pic.
haligh 6th-Jun-2008 02:59 pm (UTC)
Side peen.
jo3y 6th-Jun-2008 08:48 am (UTC)
That can't be his peen? It looks like a giant soft potato?!
suzycat 6th-Jun-2008 09:37 am (UTC)
They must have bloody narrow spuds where you come from.

That's what a sizeable unerect cock looks like.
gimmemoarjosh 6th-Jun-2008 11:02 am (UTC)
He's definitely a shower and not a grower.
kayetea 6th-Jun-2008 07:04 pm (UTC)
fingerling potatoes look like penis

I one time thought one was a sausage at a restaurant

just sayin
bogie_bacall 6th-Jun-2008 09:54 am (UTC)
lol
lespapillons 6th-Jun-2008 03:39 pm (UTC)
It's called "foreskin", bb
ohwhat_aworld 6th-Jun-2008 05:28 pm (UTC)
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lillysraven 6th-Jun-2008 10:13 pm (UTC)
That's what an uncircumcised penis looks like.
secura 6th-Jun-2008 08:53 am (UTC)
what where
normalchick 6th-Jun-2008 08:56 am (UTC)
hellooooo ass!
doormatty 6th-Jun-2008 08:57 am (UTC)
I miss my boyfriend('s penis).
;__;
holymerde 6th-Jun-2008 09:26 am (UTC)
me too :(
jamiesimpson 6th-Jun-2008 10:33 am (UTC)
same:(
curtaindown 6th-Jun-2008 02:37 pm (UTC)
Aw me too :(
mugglefucker 6th-Jun-2008 03:08 pm (UTC)
ME 2, BB, ME 2.
*cries*
gummydino 6th-Jun-2008 03:24 pm (UTC)
there is more to a man than his genitals

like his ass
lespapillons 6th-Jun-2008 03:40 pm (UTC)
rofl
tiffownsthis 6th-Jun-2008 09:00 pm (UTC)
so true bb
weinerpants 6th-Jun-2008 04:29 pm (UTC)
I miss my ex boyfriend('s penis and all his foreskin glory!)


LOL


.........
a_grumble_cakee 6th-Jun-2008 05:24 pm (UTC)
wow everyone is missing your boyfriend's peen. He must have been a slut.
xxcrazyjewxx 6th-Jun-2008 06:41 pm (UTC)
i miss my boyyyyy too. srsly can't stop thinking about sex.
promises___ 6th-Jun-2008 08:59 am (UTC)
that yorkie is ugly mine is way cuter!
terror_trials 6th-Jun-2008 09:01 am (UTC)
slap me like a clean loaf of bread boy!!!!!!
lushlust 6th-Jun-2008 09:02 am (UTC)
I don't remember seeing peen when I saw this in theaters.
Granted, I downed a 40 & a $2-buck-chuck with my friends in the theater, so I don't remember much.
But I'm certain I'd remember THAT.
ourheavyhearts 6th-Jun-2008 12:56 pm (UTC)
It was towards the end and lasted like half a second. It's when Samantha's dog runs onto her neighbor's deck and she sees him showering.
muahahahaha87 6th-Jun-2008 09:02 am (UTC)
moar
xpink_piratex 6th-Jun-2008 09:03 am (UTC)
I just woke up. This is an excellent post for me to wake up too.
my_candid_heart 6th-Jun-2008 02:50 pm (UTC)
haha same here.
sassypirate 6th-Jun-2008 03:21 pm (UTC)
lol. Same here.
potatoboat 6th-Jun-2008 09:05 am (UTC)
nice
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