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7:18 pm - 06/02/2008

Angelina Jolie's fake assistant blamed for false birth reports



How Entertainment Tonight got "tricked" into reporting false news:

So how does a reliable wombsource like Entertainment Tonight get a story as important as Angelina Jolie's impending delivery so wrong, they become the laughingstock of the entire celebrity-birth-exclusives circuit? In the days since misreporting that Jolie had birthed twin girls named Isla and Amelie, the entire company has been subjected to a non-stop barrage of finger pointing and snickers. But how could they have made such a gaffe? Jossip explains how the disgraced celebrity news outlet was played by a savvy assistant impostor:

Jossip hears that somebody has been impersonating Angelina's assistant Holly Goline, using a fake BlackBerry email address and sending erroneous reports to the press. Jolie's attorneys at cease-and-desist happy firm Lavely & Singer are said to be circulating a letter among entertainment outlets explaining the situation.

And the worst part? This impostor has been sending fake information to the media for the past year. Time to start counting up all those outrageously untrue items!


Says the letter:

"A random individual has engaged in a scheme to intentionally harm my client and deceive her fans, the public and the media through illegal and tortuous impersonation of Ms Jolie's long-time assistant, Holly.

"The individual who claims to be, and to whom the media has relied upon as, a 'reliable source' is not my client's assistant, nor does the email address belong to my client's assistant."

With the how now in hand, we're left with an even greater mystery: the who. Who could be responsible for a tortuous impersonation of Jolie, the hugely admired proprietor of one of the most extensive orphan-collections on Earth? For that answer, one need only rearrange the letters of the hoaxster's pseudonym, Holly Goline, to form the anagrammatic phrase, "Hill: Ego Only." Clearly, this is the work of Barack Obama.*

*Failing that, we blame Iggy.

http://defamer.com/394684/who-tricked-et-into-thinking-angelina-jolie-gave-birth
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[info]yunaresuka 3rd-Jun-2008 03:26 am (UTC)
lol I had no idea any of this happened... :|
[info]wordtodieana 3rd-Jun-2008 06:39 pm (UTC)
me either! WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED!
[info]chung_____chung 3rd-Jun-2008 03:27 am (UTC)
sure entertainment tonight
[info]ex_gaze 3rd-Jun-2008 03:27 am (UTC)
what a creeper
[info]bates_is_sex 3rd-Jun-2008 03:34 am (UTC)
my thoughts exactly.
I use the word creeper far too often.
[info]bellichka 3rd-Jun-2008 03:40 am (UTC)
[info]neaira 3rd-Jun-2008 03:27 am (UTC)
It's like the ultimate troll.
[info]mattchew03 3rd-Jun-2008 03:28 am (UTC)
IRL ROFL
[info]neaira 3rd-Jun-2008 03:35 am (UTC)
lol, yes! HOW DID NO ONE NOTICE HER SHENANIGANS?!
[info]votero 3rd-Jun-2008 03:27 am (UTC)
so she's still pregnant, then?

lol
[info]missypal 3rd-Jun-2008 03:47 am (UTC)
yes, i think so. he just wrote in today's blog that he's gonna see david this coming weekend.
[info]mattchew03 3rd-Jun-2008 03:29 am (UTC)
LOL

If all of these media outlets are/have been in contact with the REAL Holly Goline, wouldn't they notice if someone was contacting them from a different phone number/email address/whatever and claiming to be her?
[info]yunaresuka 3rd-Jun-2008 03:31 am (UTC)
lol it's probably like hollygoline7@gmail.com
[info]mattchew03 3rd-Jun-2008 03:40 am (UTC)
LMAO
[info]pejaluver 3rd-Jun-2008 04:07 am (UTC)
The media hasn't seen much of Holly in the past year. She's pregnant now.
[info]sleepofplagues 3rd-Jun-2008 03:30 am (UTC)
wow, really?
[info]triggered 3rd-Jun-2008 03:31 am (UTC)
that is absolutely ridiculous, totally unprofessional of them to not make sure their source is reliable.
[info]larrylurker 3rd-Jun-2008 03:32 am (UTC)
I, for one, am shocked and appalled that gossip magazines/websites don't have reliable sources.
[info]totes_adorkable 3rd-Jun-2008 03:33 am (UTC)
lol.
[info]ellaxxamorr12 3rd-Jun-2008 03:36 am (UTC)
lol
[info]sinfulroad 3rd-Jun-2008 04:04 am (UTC)
<3
[info]falcorperv 3rd-Jun-2008 03:32 am (UTC)
is Holly pregnant? b/c i swear to god during the coverage of angelina at cannes holly was looking HUGE!

if so it's like pregnant lady central over there
[info]bates_is_sex 3rd-Jun-2008 03:36 am (UTC)
it must be terrifying there.
I remember my mom was so bitchy the last time she was pregnant. She was fine with my first brother, but when my second brother was born it was hormone hell.
[info]cl0vergirl 3rd-Jun-2008 03:41 am (UTC)
ive noticed something like that too. women who are pregnant with their first child tend to be more sane. my aunts when they each were pregnant with their second child and on were hormonal monsters. it was a total jekyle and hyde thing especially when there were getting closer to their due dates.
[info]pejaluver 3rd-Jun-2008 04:10 am (UTC)
Yes, Holly is pregnant.

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[info]numb_crystal 3rd-Jun-2008 03:33 am (UTC)
i bet it wasnt always fake info. they just want us to think that.
[info]nun_with_a_gun 3rd-Jun-2008 03:35 am (UTC)
omg is pat o'brian back to his cocaina habits?!
[info]jesusbitches 3rd-Jun-2008 03:38 am (UTC)
~lets get crazy, lets get coked up~

rude! he's with AH, that cunt faced Mary Hart and Mark Steines are on ET.
[info]cl0vergirl 3rd-Jun-2008 03:42 am (UTC)
he was a coke head? i thought he was just an alcoholic
[info]nun_with_a_gun 3rd-Jun-2008 03:44 am (UTC)
O_o
[info]pinkypimpette 3rd-Jun-2008 03:35 am (UTC)
maybe the hoax was to teach us all a lesson about not caring what goes in or comes out of Angelina Jolie's vajayjay
[info]totes_adorkable 3rd-Jun-2008 03:39 am (UTC)
nonsense~
[info]moon__river 3rd-Jun-2008 03:39 am (UTC)
sort of OT, but looking @ the obama reference made me remember the Lilo/Diddy political sketch @ the movies awards and how no one laughed at it and I LOL'd
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