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11:23 am - 05/28/2008

Another unlikely Hollywood (coke) hookup?

Who was this Olsen seen being affectionate with at the SATC after party?




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Bug-eyed and bushy tailed

Jason Lewis is a hot quivering beast. SO hot. But word is, last night his eyes were buggin’ outta his head and according to more than a few people watching him navigate that carpet, he was “cranked up on something”. Indeed…I can barely see his pupils. He was supposedly also very … tactile. Especially at the afterparty. Rumour has it, Jason was particularly touchy with young Ashley Olsen who, curiously enough, was also feeling rather affectionate.

Hate what she wore last night. Like straight out of Dynasty, the only thing missing is shoulder pads. She's gorgeous though. Definitely. Am all over the fresh face too. If not for the Gay Math age violation, they'd actually make a hot couple.



Check out those pupils . . .


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[info]invaderscythe 28th-May-2008 04:26 pm (UTC)
Ew.
[info]crys_angela 28th-May-2008 04:30 pm (UTC)
mte.

&& love your icon btw!
[info]invaderscythe 28th-May-2008 04:31 pm (UTC)
Thanks, Gerry is fineee.
[info]abarnes19 28th-May-2008 07:16 pm (UTC)
mr hugh...my 5th grade teacher...my first love. then he got promoted to my middle school. and then became my high school soccer coach.

fate, me thinks...
[info]niamh_x_scandal 28th-May-2008 04:27 pm (UTC)
cool nose
[info]lauraannerose 28th-May-2008 04:45 pm (UTC)
lol he looks like a cartoon character
[info]roxiblu 28th-May-2008 04:27 pm (UTC)
Aw hell naw!
[info]oh_folk 28th-May-2008 04:27 pm (UTC)
he looks like he'd be the cool history teacher with a decent car that liked hitting on his students.
[info]roxiblu 28th-May-2008 04:28 pm (UTC)
I had one of those. Coach Boyd
[info]oh_folk 28th-May-2008 04:29 pm (UTC)
glad to know i'm not the only one.
[info]jbeans3 28th-May-2008 04:29 pm (UTC)
haha I had a gym teacher like that...he was really fucking hot
[info]chung_____chung 28th-May-2008 04:30 pm (UTC)
I had a history teacher like that
[info]chaquitalicia04 28th-May-2008 04:30 pm (UTC)
My sister has one.
His name is Vanderhyde, but we refer to him as Vandersexxx.
[info]really_lovely 28th-May-2008 04:33 pm (UTC)
i had one of those too. he's in jail now. :(
[info]xmaggyx 28th-May-2008 04:39 pm (UTC)
That was my chemistry and my government/economics teacher!
[info]mr_jellyneck 28th-May-2008 04:41 pm (UTC)
lol I'm relating right now.

I wish I could find Luke Wilson's SNL skit where he's the cool teacher. :-/
[info]easily_amused87 28th-May-2008 04:45 pm (UTC)
mr. binder


he did a student on the senior trip and taught people how to play beer pong. they dated after she graduated.


the school didn't shitcan him. *headdesk*
[info]macaroni1213 28th-May-2008 04:47 pm (UTC)
I definitely had one of those (history teacher with a cool car and all), but it was more like we hit on him than the reverse.
[info]muzicnem 28th-May-2008 04:54 pm (UTC)
Oh, you've just described my junior year of high school's history teacher.
[info]_ballerinagirl 28th-May-2008 04:58 pm (UTC)
Mr. Miller, who dated a UM cheerleader. /gag
[info]louboutin_red 28th-May-2008 05:08 pm (UTC)
lol so true
[info]sergeantquakers 28th-May-2008 05:51 pm (UTC)
Mr. Handel would hang out with us, and he would tell us awesome jokes...and he actually hooked up with one of the students. Um, and then, like twelve other kids came forward. It was in the papers. Really ruined eighth grade for us.
Office quotes FTW.
[info]teamdowney 28th-May-2008 05:57 pm (UTC)
I had a history teacher like that. She was hot, and had a great car.
[info]fogandpearls 28th-May-2008 06:04 pm (UTC)
i had that cool history teacher: john kirkendall.

i'm still in love.
[info]x_coral_fang_x 28th-May-2008 06:08 pm (UTC)
like my modern studies teacher, he just loved the attention he got i think.
[info]a_grumble_cakee 28th-May-2008 06:32 pm (UTC)
wooooow I'm disturbed at how many teacher/student stories are in this thread.
[info]thebigquiet 28th-May-2008 07:46 pm (UTC)
My English professor. I want him. He sends me friendly emails every now and then, but he never signs it "Love, Dr. Sexyteacher". :(
[info]synthetique 28th-May-2008 08:00 pm (UTC)
We had a student teacher who taught my sophomore history class...and at the same time was dating a senior girl. They were still going out the next year as well after she graduated and went to college.
[info]broligarchy 28th-May-2008 08:31 pm (UTC)
i TA'd for a history teacher who liked asian girls. "no way, you did NOT drink that much!" not rly the response a teacher is supposed to have when hearing about sophomore drinking stories...
[info]love_alice 28th-May-2008 10:13 pm (UTC)
mmm, sophomore history memories.
[info]truexillusions 28th-May-2008 04:27 pm (UTC)
Ew is right.
[info]pamela_604 28th-May-2008 04:27 pm (UTC)
Both of their eyes scare me! LOL
[info]sassypirate 28th-May-2008 04:27 pm (UTC)
I just vomited in my mouth a little.
[info]leonardbriscoe 28th-May-2008 04:27 pm (UTC)
I can't stop staring at his nose and the rather sharp turn at the bottom.
[info]staygoldpnyboy 28th-May-2008 06:59 pm (UTC)
me too
[info]thruyourveins 28th-May-2008 04:28 pm (UTC)
hmm
[info]sellmeheaven 28th-May-2008 04:28 pm (UTC)
OH MY GOD, SHE HAD A SHOWER.
[info]xcherryblossomx 28th-May-2008 04:29 pm (UTC)
The olsens are not attractive... For some reason I dont even see them as woman but as little girls yet they are older than me
[info]misstwirly 28th-May-2008 05:09 pm (UTC)
same here
[info]dirtymattress 28th-May-2008 04:29 pm (UTC)
even though she looks super greasy in that pic, I think she looks so pretty!

& he looks like a hollywood rapist with a wife and kid.
[info]chaquitalicia04 28th-May-2008 04:29 pm (UTC)
What about Riley???
Damn her.
Getting all my boyfriends.
Slut.
[info]chung_____chung 28th-May-2008 04:29 pm (UTC)
Jesus, she has daddy issues doesn't she
[info]dirtymattress 28th-May-2008 04:31 pm (UTC)
LOL WHO IS IN YOUR ICON!?
[info]chung_____chung 28th-May-2008 04:32 pm (UTC)
Danny Beauchamp
[info]zara999 28th-May-2008 04:32 pm (UTC)
IAWTC
First Lance Armstrong and now this...
[info]larrylurker 28th-May-2008 04:30 pm (UTC)
There is something evil about him...
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