11:23 am - 05/28/2008
Another unlikely Hollywood (coke) hookup?
Who was this Olsen seen being affectionate with at the SATC after party?

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Bug-eyed and bushy tailed
Jason Lewis is a hot quivering beast. SO hot. But word is, last night his eyes were buggin’ outta his head and according to more than a few people watching him navigate that carpet, he was “cranked up on something”. Indeed…I can barely see his pupils. He was supposedly also very … tactile. Especially at the afterparty. Rumour has it, Jason was particularly touchy with young Ashley Olsen who, curiously enough, was also feeling rather affectionate.
Hate what she wore last night. Like straight out of Dynasty, the only thing missing is shoulder pads. She's gorgeous though. Definitely. Am all over the fresh face too. If not for the Gay Math age violation, they'd actually make a hot couple.
Check out those pupils . . .

Jason Lewis is a hot quivering beast. SO hot. But word is, last night his eyes were buggin’ outta his head and according to more than a few people watching him navigate that carpet, he was “cranked up on something”. Indeed…I can barely see his pupils. He was supposedly also very … tactile. Especially at the afterparty. Rumour has it, Jason was particularly touchy with young Ashley Olsen who, curiously enough, was also feeling rather affectionate.
Hate what she wore last night. Like straight out of Dynasty, the only thing missing is shoulder pads. She's gorgeous though. Definitely. Am all over the fresh face too. If not for the Gay Math age violation, they'd actually make a hot couple.
Check out those pupils . . .

&& love your icon btw!
fate, me thinks...
His name is Vanderhyde, but we refer to him as Vandersexxx.
I wish I could find Luke Wilson's SNL skit where he's the cool teacher. :-/
he did a student on the senior trip and taught people how to play beer pong. they dated after she graduated.
the school didn't shitcan him. *headdesk*
Office quotes FTW.
i'm still in love.
& he looks like a hollywood rapist with a wife and kid.
Damn her.
Getting all my boyfriends.
Slut.
First Lance Armstrong and now this...