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Jennifer Aniston: 'Sex With John Mayer Is Better Than With Brad'

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Jennifer Aniston has reportedly delivered the ultimate put-down to ex-husband Brad Pitt by bragging to friends that new man John Mayer is the better lover.

As his past paramours have hinted, Mayer the Player apparently knows what he's doing beneath the sheets.

"Jennifer is calling John the best ever lover. In fact, she can't stop raving about his skills between the sheets - insisting the sex with him is way better than it was with Brad during their four-and-a-half-year marriage," a source tells the National Enquirer.

The source also claims that Mayer's bedroom skills are helping Jen to finally put her divorce behind her and moving on with her life.

The source added, "It is no secret that every guy Jennifer has dated after her bust-up with Brad was merely a bit-player in her recovery process.

"Only now, in John's arms, does she look even close to finally putting Pitt in the past tense."

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[info]_boxinghelena 22nd-May-2008 04:11 pm (UTC)
*gags* He's just gross!
[info]rileykong 22nd-May-2008 04:11 pm (UTC)
i agree
[info]hairinmyeyes Are you serious?22nd-May-2008 05:01 pm (UTC)
I kind of wanna lick him everywhere.
[info]swampchild 22nd-May-2008 06:35 pm (UTC)
ia
[info]desirednameass 22nd-May-2008 04:11 pm (UTC)
isnt this like the 3rd BF since brad that shes said this?

whatever, we all know John Mayer is a freak in the sheets. I'VE HEARD THE RUMORS
[info]rosanjin 22nd-May-2008 04:15 pm (UTC)
Golden Showers, Rusty Trombones, Cincinatti bowties and Cleveland Steamers......HOT
[info]pink_rendezvous 22nd-May-2008 04:19 pm (UTC)
LOL i love sex terminology.
[info]rizzo 22nd-May-2008 04:23 pm (UTC)
aside from the first, i just looked those up. D:
[info]partycrash 22nd-May-2008 04:34 pm (UTC)
I looked those up on urbandictionary and Cleveland Steamer made me lol so much that I'm crying.
[info]celtic_thistle 22nd-May-2008 06:29 pm (UTC)
Screaming Seagulls
[info]rileykong 22nd-May-2008 04:11 pm (UTC)
so is jennifer aniston like a big stoner?
[info]rosanjin 22nd-May-2008 04:14 pm (UTC)
yes
[info]princessbunny 22nd-May-2008 07:19 pm (UTC)
I saw her at a Mexican restaurant in Los Feliz once and she was eating like a stoned person (ie: everything in the place).
[info]powdercat 22nd-May-2008 08:49 pm (UTC)
Word on the curb is a big YES.
[info]aiyana77 23rd-May-2008 03:27 am (UTC)
Yes. And there have been rumors for years that she enjoys coke a bit too much.
[info]orangeandblack 22nd-May-2008 04:11 pm (UTC)
Fuck that. Who's better, Vince or John. *drool*

This lucky whore takes all my bbs.
[info]miraclesonhigh 22nd-May-2008 04:25 pm (UTC)
John, obv.
[info]orangeandblack 22nd-May-2008 04:27 pm (UTC)
OMGWTFSTALKERR
[info]ghost_chick_13 22nd-May-2008 05:29 pm (UTC)
Vince. You just know he's a hot, sweaty, dirrrrrrty lay. You'd wake up the next day with rug burns and a concussion.
[info]jac581 22nd-May-2008 04:11 pm (UTC)
I seriously cannot understand this relationship. Or any of his relationships really.
[info]louboutin_red 22nd-May-2008 04:11 pm (UTC)
Whatever works for you girlfriend...

I just want you to be happy :)
[info]traversant 22nd-May-2008 04:12 pm (UTC)
"Only now, in John's arms, does she look even close to finally putting Pitt in the past tense."

LOL is this person a romance novelist?
[info]ourheavyhearts 22nd-May-2008 04:46 pm (UTC)
Probably not. There wasn't any mention of his throbbing member. This reporter is just a wannabe.
[info]ilouboutin 22nd-May-2008 04:12 pm (UTC)
aniston has got to be the most boring lay in the world.
[info]guccipostagurl 22nd-May-2008 04:14 pm (UTC)
she totally looks like she would just be laying there complaining
[info]danadanger 22nd-May-2008 06:49 pm (UTC)
lol @ that image
[info]lemonsherry 22nd-May-2008 04:19 pm (UTC)
idk, remmeber the lcs and hillary duffs of the world.
[info]crys_angela 22nd-May-2008 04:32 pm (UTC)
iawtc!

why do you think brad left jenn? it wasn't cos angie is a wonderful mother! lol [don't get me wrong, i love angie, but we've all heard the shit ANGIE's done!]
[info]tamburlaine 22nd-May-2008 05:04 pm (UTC)
I agree. Uuuggh. I think that's why I don't like her. The man in me thinks, "That girl is boring in bed. NEXT!"
[info]headcaseheidi i know someone who disagrees with you.22nd-May-2008 06:31 pm (UTC)
[info]pao_xu 22nd-May-2008 04:12 pm (UTC)
i know i said it in the other post today

but

i got my braces off! :DD

anyways, oh who cares jennifer, it's prolly just another 6 month old rel.
[info]sharemygrief 22nd-May-2008 04:14 pm (UTC)
congrats<3
[info]jac581 22nd-May-2008 05:13 pm (UTC)
Yay for you! Braces suck.

And I totally agree about it lasting 6 months (or less).
[info]celtic_thistle 22nd-May-2008 06:29 pm (UTC)
Yay for no more braces!
[info]lovefifteen 22nd-May-2008 09:09 pm (UTC)
congrats! it feels awesome, doesn't it?
[info]fez_worshiper 24th-May-2008 11:51 pm (UTC)
congrats bb!

mine have been off for almost a year and it's wonderful ;)
[info]guccipostagurl 22nd-May-2008 04:12 pm (UTC)
LOL i doubt that
[info]crazchica 22nd-May-2008 04:12 pm (UTC)
"Only now, in John's arms, does she look even close to finally putting Pitt in the past tense."

George Lucas, did you write this? Very cheesy.
[info]ahkna 22nd-May-2008 04:15 pm (UTC)
LOL!
[info]kerrence 22nd-May-2008 04:23 pm (UTC)
sounds like Stephenie Meyer to me
[info]im_chris_hansen 22nd-May-2008 04:27 pm (UTC)
John Mayer, hold her like you did at the lake on Naboo.
[info]red_lipstick 22nd-May-2008 06:07 pm (UTC)
ROFL
[info]smallaffair 22nd-May-2008 07:41 pm (UTC)
lmfao
[info]celtic_thistle 22nd-May-2008 06:30 pm (UTC)
lol George Lucas
[info]diamondsfrost 22nd-May-2008 04:13 pm (UTC)
She's such a loser. That divorce was ages ago!
[info]k5memo 22nd-May-2008 04:48 pm (UTC)
actually i really wonder why the media is harping on this after all these years. its actually not jen's fault, right? the reporters chose to keep bugging her about it...
[info]secura 22nd-May-2008 06:10 pm (UTC)
and she could choose to not answer.
[info]mcsampson 22nd-May-2008 05:08 pm (UTC)
You believe this shit? lol..
[info]celtic_thistle 22nd-May-2008 06:30 pm (UTC)
lol @ you believing the tabloids

But you like Senor Bale so I'll let it slide. This time.
[info]thesealwife 22nd-May-2008 04:14 pm (UTC)
doubt if she said it.
[info]rosanjin 22nd-May-2008 04:14 pm (UTC)
I'm sure he's bigger.

How long before Angie decides she wants him?
[info]sharemygrief 22nd-May-2008 04:15 pm (UTC)
i'd lol if that happened
[info]rosanjin 22nd-May-2008 04:16 pm (UTC)
Me too! It would be awesome.
[info]jesusnachos 22nd-May-2008 04:32 pm (UTC)
lmao, it is bound to happen
[info]mynamewastaken 22nd-May-2008 09:09 pm (UTC)
haha
[info]prinzessin784 22nd-May-2008 10:00 pm (UTC)
I could actually picture this.
[info]mari_lyn00 23rd-May-2008 01:05 am (UTC)
lolz that would be so funny.

and yes i think Johns bigger too.
[info]la_petite_singe 22nd-May-2008 04:15 pm (UTC)
I so want to believe this.
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