9:28 pm - 06/20/2005
Encyclopedia Dramatica
Did y'all know that ONTD had an entry?
One fateful night during a repeat of The OC, a vapid, illfated 16 year old girl was furiously masturbating with that week's issue of People Magazine shoved up her yeast-infected snatch. [Remember to wash those dirty fingernails, ladies!] Immediately as she queefed onto her living room carpet, a hideous creature was spawned from the juices... OH NO THEY DIDNT!
In their neverending quest to both ignore the fact that they have no lives outside of growing their embarassing friends list, as well as pretending they know people who are famous, the fugly and morbidly obese 16 year old girls who populate this community usually involve themselves in such somber discussions and the dissection of some of the greatest mysteries of our time; such as the pregnacy of Brotney Spears, the fluctuating weight of Lindsay Hohan and Nicole Ritchie, and the on-going adventures of Paris Hilton's cooch.
The members of this community pride themselves in being "snarky" and "brutal". A typical post of the day is an ordinary paparazzi shot of Brotney Spears and her ugly husband, merely walking down the street. This provokes dozens of pages of comments with such brilliant and witty banter as "ew", "omg ew", "sHe iz soooo faTt!!!" and "sHe iz sooooo tRasHy!!!!". HAHAHAHHA! Take that, Brotney! That'll show her!
The community is moderated by a couple of tragic emo queens and some random myspace whores who delude themselves into thinking that their lives have meaning by posting long-winded entires about themselves. If you want to avoid being banned, simply scream "OMG I WANT 2 HAVE U R BABIES MODS", compose lengthy comments on how they are "teh best EVAR" and get ready to growl down on dirty scenester snatch/mangina.
In order to fit in to this community, you MUST have a blurry camwhore icon of your naked, nubile underage body, so people can pretend they know you. And make sure you look and act as feminine and girly as possible! This particular community detests bulldykes or any member of the female gender who does not wear makeup, have mediocre skin or who are even slightly under or overweight. Didn't you realise? Women are utterly worthless if they don't dress up and look attractive for men 24/7.
Wow, harsh.
One fateful night during a repeat of The OC, a vapid, illfated 16 year old girl was furiously masturbating with that week's issue of People Magazine shoved up her yeast-infected snatch. [Remember to wash those dirty fingernails, ladies!] Immediately as she queefed onto her living room carpet, a hideous creature was spawned from the juices... OH NO THEY DIDNT!
In their neverending quest to both ignore the fact that they have no lives outside of growing their embarassing friends list, as well as pretending they know people who are famous, the fugly and morbidly obese 16 year old girls who populate this community usually involve themselves in such somber discussions and the dissection of some of the greatest mysteries of our time; such as the pregnacy of Brotney Spears, the fluctuating weight of Lindsay Hohan and Nicole Ritchie, and the on-going adventures of Paris Hilton's cooch.
The members of this community pride themselves in being "snarky" and "brutal". A typical post of the day is an ordinary paparazzi shot of Brotney Spears and her ugly husband, merely walking down the street. This provokes dozens of pages of comments with such brilliant and witty banter as "ew", "omg ew", "sHe iz soooo faTt!!!" and "sHe iz sooooo tRasHy!!!!". HAHAHAHHA! Take that, Brotney! That'll show her!
The community is moderated by a couple of tragic emo queens and some random myspace whores who delude themselves into thinking that their lives have meaning by posting long-winded entires about themselves. If you want to avoid being banned, simply scream "OMG I WANT 2 HAVE U R BABIES MODS", compose lengthy comments on how they are "teh best EVAR" and get ready to growl down on dirty scenester snatch/mangina.
In order to fit in to this community, you MUST have a blurry camwhore icon of your naked, nubile underage body, so people can pretend they know you. And make sure you look and act as feminine and girly as possible! This particular community detests bulldykes or any member of the female gender who does not wear makeup, have mediocre skin or who are even slightly under or overweight. Didn't you realise? Women are utterly worthless if they don't dress up and look attractive for men 24/7.
Wow, harsh.


promise. ox
"Ohnotheydidnt members lash out at fuckfaces all over the country, nay, world!"
p.s. holy hell, your icon
Too easy.
How nice to see you :D
Hence the Encyclopedia Dramatica article.
CRACK BABY!
*Throws tampons at you, Carrie-style
Besides, most of us don't comment; in fact, to keep our intelligence level up we avoid the comments like the plague. This is like the third or fourth comment I've made here and I feel it's a worthy freaking subject.
why avoid the comments? then we'll all call you anti-social or goth or something...
The last paragraph is totally garbage from what I've seen.
Fourth paragraph... well... maybe.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh the hypocrisy. Obviously Captain Dumbass over there has to be following the community.
Now if you'll excuse me, I must go make a camwhore icon of my naked, nubile, but not underage body, because I am lacking one and I see that it is a requirement.
also wtf are you doing reading entries from 2005?
I find humor in online critisicm of things that I enjoy, but that's just uncreative. One could really rip ONTD to shreds (and make it hilarious), but that definiton is just stupid.
Sue me for finding humor in every single entry in there, whether it's about someone/something I love or someone/something I hate.
It's really, really amusing.
I'm surprised with all the drama I've participated in that I haven't been added. Probably because I'm LJ friends with some of the writers, even though I don't know specifically who they are. Heh.
Watch, now it'll show up in a really derogatory manner. And I will laugh.