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11:43 am - 05/05/2008

It's a Slow News Day -- Why Not Make it a Fugly One, Too?

Breaking Lenses



One turn of the head and Tori's fug face could break all those camera lenses. Actually, she doesn't look that bad. It took a few vodka snorts for me to type that. Being knocked up is doing wonders for Tori's looks. The huge bump distracts from the face that could kill bats.

Tori and creepy Dean attended her baby shower yesterday and of course it was filmed for TV. If she films her baby delivery, I will break-up with my TV forever. There aren't enough blurry boxes in the world to cover up all that fug.

 









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Happy Cinco de Mayo, ONTD!

Feel free to use this post to share your favorite margarita recipes (I need ideas for later), talk about your plans for today/tonight, etc.

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[info]rose_of_love 5th-May-2008 03:50 pm (UTC)
LOL @ THE LADY ON THE LAST PICTURE.
[info]imsuredoofy 5th-May-2008 03:55 pm (UTC)
LMAO.
[info]aficionado_love 5th-May-2008 10:00 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHAH
[info]unfadingscar 5th-May-2008 03:51 pm (UTC)
i don't think she's that ugly.
[info]sonrisaparami 5th-May-2008 03:56 pm (UTC)
Whoo is your icon of?
[info]unfadingscar 5th-May-2008 04:07 pm (UTC)
youtube.com/kaikhaod
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[info]frenchverbs 5th-May-2008 03:51 pm (UTC)
I always LOVE your posts. They are like the highlight of my day.
[info]mattchew03 5th-May-2008 03:53 pm (UTC)
aww ty :)
[info]boo_xo 5th-May-2008 03:54 pm (UTC)
theyre always so awesome!
[info]ohh_hay 5th-May-2008 03:52 pm (UTC)
omg it's SUCH a slow news day. I want someone to do something nutty.
[info]mattchew03 5th-May-2008 03:53 pm (UTC)
ikr? i am SO EFFING BORED it's not even funny...
[info]jbeans3 5th-May-2008 03:53 pm (UTC)


lol lets try it again anywho, I like to just drink the tequila. Patron is my fave, its a wicked lil bitch.
[info]mattchew03 5th-May-2008 03:54 pm (UTC)
I want to get some patron and make margaritas tonight... forzen or no? mix or from scratch? help me...
[info]jbeans3 5th-May-2008 03:56 pm (UTC)
I like them frozen because you can put ALOT and make it real sweet, so you get fucked up rather quickly. Target has a nice already prepped mix so all you really nice is a heavy duty blender to realllllly crush your ice with.
[info]nikoel 5th-May-2008 04:05 pm (UTC)
Never frozen! Not with Patron! Bad! Bad!
[info]nikoel 5th-May-2008 04:04 pm (UTC)
I made some Patron margs on Saturday night. They kicked our asses.
[info]isoke24 5th-May-2008 03:53 pm (UTC)
D:
[info]boo_xo 5th-May-2008 03:53 pm (UTC)
awww she looks super pretty :)
im not a tori-hater!

GUYS/GALS.
im super broke and wanna dye my hair blonde and im a light brownish right now is it a do or a dont? (like store bought dye ) any suggestions!?
[info]englefjes 5th-May-2008 04:04 pm (UTC)
buy a lemon, put the juice in your hair and go outside (if sunny weather). it works pretty well, obviously depending on how light you want your hair and how dark it is now.

[info]kissablefool 5th-May-2008 04:26 pm (UTC)
Seriously? How long does it usually take before you see some changes?
[info]boo_xo 5th-May-2008 04:34 pm (UTC)
thanks!!
ill try that out this afternoon , but i hope it goes all even?
[info]no_lynnitations 5th-May-2008 04:36 pm (UTC)
i would save up.
don't go blonde with box hair dye!
[info]autre 5th-May-2008 08:50 pm (UTC)
if you do it with box hair dye, you have to lighten it up a couple shades at a time. but then it should work!!! you can usually work within 2-3 shades of your current color.
[info]notenuffglitter 5th-May-2008 03:54 pm (UTC)
Why do celebrity mothers have babies so close together? idgi
[info]roxiblu 5th-May-2008 03:54 pm (UTC)
She always needs Liam on her hip to take the distraction away from her face.
[info]roxiblu 5th-May-2008 03:58 pm (UTC)
i said this all wrong...oh well
[info]gigglyvapidslut 5th-May-2008 03:54 pm (UTC)
her profile is nasty. i'm getting Eric Stoltz in The Mask,again
[info]just_shoe_me 5th-May-2008 03:54 pm (UTC)
I wonder why there is a shoe change?
[info]roxiblu 5th-May-2008 03:55 pm (UTC)
didn't even notice till you mentioned it
[info]shehidesitwell 5th-May-2008 04:05 pm (UTC)
LOL I was just going to comment that. Weird!
[info]freyja24 5th-May-2008 03:55 pm (UTC)
I actually just made onion-free (due to my SEVERE reaction to onions and my bf's hate of them) pico de gallo. It's just a crapload of tomatoes, onion powder, garlic, cilantro and lime juice.

P.S. It's totally Cinco de Mayo in England! :B
[info]rebel_waltz 5th-May-2008 03:55 pm (UTC)
i don't like it that so many people are so into Cinco de Mayo. unless you're Mexican. people just use it as an excuse the drink margaritas and shit. i mean, isn't that just any other day? i'm the same about St.Patrick's Day, too. the only celebration i'm going to today is a birthday party!

Edited at 2008-05-05 03:56 pm (UTC)
[info]je_ne_sais_twat 5th-May-2008 04:03 pm (UTC)
seriously, i don't need the mexican independence day or whatever the fuck it's for to get plastered off of my ass. and i hate how suddenly every white person at my job gets insta-irish around St. P's. stfd down because your ass brought in some schnitzel for lunch last week.

/rant
[info]shehidesitwell 5th-May-2008 04:07 pm (UTC)
I refuse to do things for either holiday. I remember being a kid and getting so annoyed at people freaking out when I wouldn't wear green on St Patrick's day. Ugh.
[info]mrs_spork 5th-May-2008 10:00 pm (UTC)
it's not the independence day (that's Sep 16th btw) and it's more like a second rate holiday. We get the day off school and that's it.
[info]the_margie 5th-May-2008 04:21 pm (UTC)
Mexicans don't even celebrate it that much.
[info]meudail 5th-May-2008 06:08 pm (UTC)
I'm Irish, so I don't celebrate St. Patrick's Day by drinking. I make Irish food and cookies and drink sparkling grape juice with my son.

People will use anything as an excuse to party. :P
[info]genoworld 5th-May-2008 03:57 pm (UTC)
I'm actually kind of Cinco de Mayo'd out... I've had Mexican-themed festivities/food for the last few days and I'm CRAVING a pizza!

I actually really like those frozen margarita mixes. They're easy to make, especially after you've had a few lol...
[info]orangeandblack 5th-May-2008 03:57 pm (UTC)
Argh Tori Spelling makes me need a drink and it's not even 9AM. I get to use my new shaker tonight, woohoo.
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