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9:33 am - 04/24/2008

Gary Coleman Headed to Divorce Court

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Gary Coleman and the redheaded broad he lost his virginity to are headed to “Divorce Court” too:
Today on a special two-part session of Divorce Court, 80’s child star Gary Coleman and his new wife Shannon have come to Divorce Court seeking Judge Toler’s advice on their troubled marriage before it’s too late. Gary says he met Shannon on a movie set and was glad to know Shannon did not know who he was when they first met. Shannon proposed a year later after an argument. Gary is in love with Shannon and calls her his star protector. Shannon says she is tired of Gary’s anger issues and blames her for anything that goes wrong and is sick of playing the blame game.

First Juanita Bynum now Gary Coleman and his swirl gone bad on Divorce Court? Too bad their relationships didn’t pan out, but this is some pure comedy indeed. The show will air May 1st. 

On the conclusion of a two part session of Divorce Court, both Gary Coleman and his wife Shannon Price agreed to come on Divorce Court because they wanted Judge Toler’s marital advice. Shannon says she is tired of Gary’s outbursts and head banging against the wall episodes. Shannon wants Gary to start going out with her instead of staying indoors playing video games and playing with his train sets. Shannon also says she wants to have kids but Gary is not fond of them. Gary says he does not like going out and would rather spend his tine with his train set. Gary also says he does not want to have kids because he does not like them.
 
Bossip, Divorce Court
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[info]dizzydance 24th-Apr-2008 04:37 pm (UTC)
hahaha that lasted a few months
[info]ecctv 24th-Apr-2008 04:37 pm (UTC)
lol. that dude is messed up
[info]relicz yeah and oddly enough she couldnt see this coming24th-Apr-2008 05:20 pm (UTC)
you have to ask whose worse the guy whose acting like child or the chick who marries him thinking theyd have an "normal" relationship. as soon as he brought out the trains she should have packed up and left. i feel sorry for him though i grew up thinking he was the luckiest guy in the world as a kid now i pity him. could he have ever had a normal life if not for being a tiny guy or for not having his parents screw him for money? like the licks to a center of a tootsie pop the world will never know.
[info]l0ve___angel 24th-Apr-2008 04:38 pm (UTC)
damn, she tore up
[info]crys_angela 24th-Apr-2008 04:38 pm (UTC)
wtf.
[info]colormebadd 24th-Apr-2008 04:38 pm (UTC)
LMAO
[info]vintagexchick 24th-Apr-2008 07:55 pm (UTC)
omg your icon ♥
[info]glorifiedbam 24th-Apr-2008 04:38 pm (UTC)
I actually LOVE ONTD. RDJ looking hot to trot, that bloke with his cock out in that Apapapappatow film, Serena with her Mangina all in the course of like, 10 minutes or so.

This makes me happy I got fired from my old job that I have something to do between doing nothing! :D
[info]dingastar 24th-Apr-2008 04:49 pm (UTC)
welcome babe, haha.

ONTD- it's not an obsession, it's a lifestyle.
[info]glorifiedbam 24th-Apr-2008 04:50 pm (UTC)
ilu guyz. x
[info]ilovepedobear 24th-Apr-2008 04:54 pm (UTC)
ONTD is always full of lolz. I think that's why we love it too.
[info]iluvdykes 24th-Apr-2008 04:38 pm (UTC)
Oh God. This post is going to be full of laughs, I know it.
[info]dingastar 24th-Apr-2008 04:49 pm (UTC)
it really is.
[info]mlkmanswfestits 24th-Apr-2008 04:38 pm (UTC)
i bet that lady is a secret pedo
[info]colormebadd 24th-Apr-2008 04:39 pm (UTC)
you don't have to be a pedo to appreciate Gary Coleman's beauty
[info]mlkmanswfestits ya i know but24th-Apr-2008 04:41 pm (UTC)
she just looks like shes got some freaky fetish
[info]ilovepedobear 24th-Apr-2008 04:57 pm (UTC)
pedobear gives her TWO THUMBS UP.
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[info]me_myselfandman 24th-Apr-2008 07:24 pm (UTC)
hamburgers and hot dogs too, i want to have a barbecue
[info]poison____ 24th-Apr-2008 04:39 pm (UTC)
i just watched the episode of diff'rent strokes the other day when he found out he would only be 5' tall.


i kind of like that show.
[info]crys_angela 24th-Apr-2008 04:39 pm (UTC)
it's a goodin'.
[info]chelsea2162 24th-Apr-2008 04:39 pm (UTC)
EPIC
[info]glorifiedbam 24th-Apr-2008 04:41 pm (UTC)
much like your icon.

O is for "oh, wow!" The V is for this very surprising turn of events, which I'm still fine with by the way. E is for how extremely normal I find it. That you two are together. And now one day you might get married and have children of your own.
[info]chelsea2162 24th-Apr-2008 04:42 pm (UTC)
lmao ty bb, i love it dearly - and the episode is amazing
[info]totes_adorkable 24th-Apr-2008 04:41 pm (UTC)
i am laughing entirely too hard at the train set image.
[info]lovepockets 24th-Apr-2008 06:02 pm (UTC)
your icon is really mesmerizing.
i just stared at it for like 10 minutes.
[info]bleedingmedry 25th-Apr-2008 02:54 am (UTC)
"TOOT TOOT!! GARY EXPRESS!!!"

She'd be hearing that shit from the basement all night...lmao
[info]allhopelost88 24th-Apr-2008 04:41 pm (UTC)
LOL DID NOT SEE THIS COMING.
[info]cathy105 24th-Apr-2008 04:41 pm (UTC)
riiigghhttt....his "train set"
[info]dingastar 24th-Apr-2008 04:48 pm (UTC)
hahahaa.
[info]vendettavv 24th-Apr-2008 04:41 pm (UTC)
Well, now that he's back on the market...what the hell, I'll do it!
[info]disco_balla 24th-Apr-2008 04:46 pm (UTC)


I think he's damaged, tbh.
[info]dingastar 24th-Apr-2008 04:48 pm (UTC)
haha omg at that pic.
[info]roxiblu 24th-Apr-2008 04:42 pm (UTC)
Lord help
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