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11:11 pm - 04/23/2008

Apple and Moses Martin head home with their grandmother

Moses Martin and big sister Apple head back to their London home with their nanny and grandmother on Tuesday.

Moses, 2, and Apple, 3, are the children of Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay’s Chris Martin.

Gwyn, 35, has been busy promoting the heck out of her latest superhero flick, Iron Man, out May 2



i think Moses is cute, the girl, not so much..









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[info]ladylawanda 23rd-Apr-2008 10:25 pm (UTC)
omg what is wrong with her eyes

They sure aren't the APPLE OF MY EYE
[info]gunslingers 23rd-Apr-2008 10:25 pm (UTC)
LMFAO :(
[info]janelleandheart 23rd-Apr-2008 10:26 pm (UTC)
lmao
[info]sashanaa 23rd-Apr-2008 10:27 pm (UTC)
lmafooo.

[info]doubtmars 23rd-Apr-2008 10:28 pm (UTC)
LOOOOOL
[info]evett 23rd-Apr-2008 10:28 pm (UTC)
shes got the same eyes as gwyneths mom
[info]witnessthine 23rd-Apr-2008 10:29 pm (UTC)
jesus christ you are right
[info]greyfilm 23rd-Apr-2008 11:51 pm (UTC)
Really? Blythe has the wonk eye?
[info]hangthemj 23rd-Apr-2008 10:32 pm (UTC)
LOL
[info]sabrina_bobina 23rd-Apr-2008 10:33 pm (UTC)
OMG LOL!
[info]ilovepedobear 23rd-Apr-2008 10:39 pm (UTC)
omg mte.
[info]vanillllla 23rd-Apr-2008 10:44 pm (UTC)
omg lmaooooooo
[info]sugary_placenta 23rd-Apr-2008 10:50 pm (UTC)
ROFL
[info]strong_glad 23rd-Apr-2008 11:18 pm (UTC)
good one. but I think they kind of look like chris' eyes amirite? they just look weird on her because she's a child/ maybe she'll grow into it?
[info]battlingennui 23rd-Apr-2008 11:27 pm (UTC)
i imagine new york saying this and i pee myself laughing
[info]cumpig 23rd-Apr-2008 11:29 pm (UTC)
LOL. you certainly are the HBIC.
[info]la_bellavidaxo 24th-Apr-2008 12:01 am (UTC)
gurl, ilu. you bring the lolz.
[info]endlessness 24th-Apr-2008 12:33 am (UTC)
oh man I can't stop laughing
[info]aintbovvered 24th-Apr-2008 01:42 am (UTC)
Omfg. YES.
Cock-eyed to the fifth power. Why the hell do celebrities' children end up so bloody ugly?
With the exception of Tom Cruise' kid. Tom's a fucking nut but his little girl is a pretty thing.
[info]smoothxoperator 24th-Apr-2008 07:20 am (UTC)
ZING.
[info]florchisima 24th-Apr-2008 08:06 am (UTC)
awww just a lazy eye, but it can be corrected with glasses and all
[info]janelleandheart 23rd-Apr-2008 10:25 pm (UTC)
Moses is obviously the pretty one.
[info]l__a__m 23rd-Apr-2008 10:37 pm (UTC)
yes
[info]disco_balla 23rd-Apr-2008 10:25 pm (UTC)
Apple looks like she has a spirit in her or something.
[info]sabrina_bobina 23rd-Apr-2008 10:33 pm (UTC)
LMAO!
[info]jeffreyuno_1 23rd-Apr-2008 11:32 pm (UTC)
hahahaha
[info]whoatherechief i'm in the library at school — 24th-Apr-2008 12:10 am (UTC)
and i just laughed so hard
i am so embarrassed
[info]say_whaaaaa Re: i'm in the library at school — 24th-Apr-2008 04:42 am (UTC)
I just did the same thing...but thankfully I was alone in my room.
[info]gunslingers 23rd-Apr-2008 10:26 pm (UTC)
children of the corn
[info]jemab 24th-Apr-2008 01:25 am (UTC)
i dunno why, but i LOLd.
[info]pink_elephant89 23rd-Apr-2008 10:26 pm (UTC)
wow, Apple is NOT cute
[info]superhyphy 23rd-Apr-2008 10:26 pm (UTC)
apple and moses
audio science
phinnaeus and hazel
pilot inspektor

i hate celebrities
[info]tcklemepnkfloyd 23rd-Apr-2008 10:29 pm (UTC)
i really don't see anything wrong with phinnaeus and hazel. i mean, phinnaeus is a weird spelling, but it's not a bizarre name like Moxie Crimefighter. i mean, didn't anyone read A Separate Peace?
[info]superhyphy 23rd-Apr-2008 10:32 pm (UTC)
moxie crimefighter wtf

i guess it isn't that bad, i'm just not accustomed to someone being named f'n "phinnaeus"

then again i do hang around with a lot of kevins and bobs and jennifers. boring
[info]artemis_archer 23rd-Apr-2008 10:45 pm (UTC)
i mean, didn't anyone read A Separate Peace?

when that name came out that was the first thing that i thought of
[info]de_wood 23rd-Apr-2008 10:48 pm (UTC)
ia agree about Phinnaeus and Hazel. Hazel used to be a fairly common name, and I love Finny from A Separate Peace.
[info]rallenta 23rd-Apr-2008 11:08 pm (UTC)
That book...I was the only person in my class that picked up on the homosexual undertones. Which of course only made me love it all the more.
[info]kirasayshi 23rd-Apr-2008 10:30 pm (UTC)
Apple grew on me and I like Moses. I would never give my kids those names, but I don't think they're terribly bad.

I said it a day or two ago, but Audio Science is probably the celebrity kid name I hate the most.
[info]sabrina_bobina 23rd-Apr-2008 10:34 pm (UTC)
Audio Science and Pilot Inspektor are the worst. :(
[info]kingsandcastles 23rd-Apr-2008 10:54 pm (UTC)
the hanson children have it pretty bad too, the boys anyway

jordan ezra
river samuel
clarke everett
(rumored) shepard
[info]newpsie 23rd-Apr-2008 10:57 pm (UTC)
Meh, Apple and Moses aren't that bad. At least they have normal middle names to fall back on [Apple Blythe Allison and Moses Bruce Anthony. Thanks wikipedia!]. Audio and Pilot are just screwed.
[info]sparky914 23rd-Apr-2008 11:00 pm (UTC)
My daughters name is Hazel. It suits her and we don't care if people don't like it.
[info]superhyphy 23rd-Apr-2008 11:12 pm (UTC)
i hate long strings of comments that stem from one i made it makes me nervous. omg
[info]indie_star 24th-Apr-2008 12:04 am (UTC)
Hazel and Moses are common names.
[info]ella5767 24th-Apr-2008 03:07 am (UTC)
audio science sounds like an album radiohead would make
anyways, poor kid, the parents must have been high as hell
[info]chrisgold 24th-Apr-2008 03:07 am (UTC)
Jermajesty will always be my fave.
[info]bapestar 24th-Apr-2008 03:40 am (UTC)
ROCKET, REBEL, RACER, ROGUE AND RHIANNON RODRIGUEZ FTW
[info]ncsujen 24th-Apr-2008 04:32 pm (UTC)
Celebrities aren't the only ones who do it though.. I mean I went to FedEx yesterday and the girl working there was named Zxaviera.
[info]electrelux 23rd-Apr-2008 10:27 pm (UTC)
Does Apple have a lazy eye?
[info]allhopelost88 23rd-Apr-2008 10:27 pm (UTC)
i think both these children are gorgeoussssss, i hope my kids turn out that blonde, holy hell.
[info]iamcheryltweedy 23rd-Apr-2008 11:48 pm (UTC)
lol, do you have blonde hair?
[info]allhopelost88 24th-Apr-2008 03:07 am (UTC)
dirty blonde. looks like i'll have to pick out the husband carefully~
[info]ultravlntmoloko 23rd-Apr-2008 10:27 pm (UTC)
Village of the Damned babies
[info]asouthernthing 23rd-Apr-2008 10:27 pm (UTC)
yeah, snapple isn't that cute
[info]sashanaa 23rd-Apr-2008 10:27 pm (UTC)
yeah moses is super cute but wth is up with apple?
[info]screamofwheat 23rd-Apr-2008 10:27 pm (UTC)
BTW...
i absolutely love lazy eyes
; )
[info]watermeloncholy 24th-Apr-2008 05:58 am (UTC)
LOL
[info]marefrigoris 23rd-Apr-2008 10:27 pm (UTC)

[info]anais_vert 23rd-Apr-2008 10:29 pm (UTC)
lol yes!
[info]weradventurers 23rd-Apr-2008 10:29 pm (UTC)
lol
[info]yosaraelizabeth 23rd-Apr-2008 10:36 pm (UTC)
LMAOOO!!
[info]pitoreskni 23rd-Apr-2008 10:39 pm (UTC)
I laughed so hard snot came out my nose.
[info]de_wood 23rd-Apr-2008 10:48 pm (UTC)
rofl
[info]whatisurdamage 23rd-Apr-2008 11:17 pm (UTC)
DAMN YOUR EYES!
Too late!
[info]battlingennui 23rd-Apr-2008 11:28 pm (UTC)
omg lol
[info]my_fresh_hell 23rd-Apr-2008 11:29 pm (UTC)
hahaha i love it
[info]demi32 23rd-Apr-2008 11:33 pm (UTC)
LOL
[info]sillyboo5000 23rd-Apr-2008 11:35 pm (UTC)
GUFFAW!!!!!!!
[info]natvach 23rd-Apr-2008 11:43 pm (UTC)
he's going to be very popular with the ladies
[info]greyfilm 23rd-Apr-2008 11:52 pm (UTC)
O hai (cr)Apple!
[info]sekhmet2 24th-Apr-2008 12:05 am (UTC)
I snorted so loud that I woke one of my dogs up. You FTW
[info]shanny_w 24th-Apr-2008 12:23 am (UTC)
YOU ARE THE FATHER!
[info]insaynejayne 24th-Apr-2008 12:23 pm (UTC)
lmao
[info]carriedorff 24th-Apr-2008 08:40 pm (UTC)
i LOLed.
[info]roxiblu 23rd-Apr-2008 10:28 pm (UTC)
Apple looks like Andy Murray.

[info]__cosmicgirl__ 24th-Apr-2008 01:00 pm (UTC)
Hahaha! She does! Scary...
[info]roxiblu 24th-Apr-2008 01:46 pm (UTC)
I'm watching him play right NOW!
[info]lingail140 23rd-Apr-2008 10:28 pm (UTC)
Apple looks like Chris and I think Moses takes after Gwen.
[info]joanette 23rd-Apr-2008 10:45 pm (UTC)
No, I actually think Moses looks like Chris and Apple like Gwen.
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