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10:30 pm - 04/01/2008

"Smart People" screening in NYC



Sarah Jessica Parker, Dennis Quaid, and Ellen Page attended a special screening of their movie Smart People on Monday in New York City.

"I eat everything," Parker told People at the screening. "I'm just an eater. If it's free, I honestly eat everything."

Parker then rattled off a list of all the food she'd consumed in the past 48 hours:

"Last night I had steak and some lamb shank. And I had some roasted chicken and some cassoulet and some profiteroles and some ice cream and some cheesecake... [On Monday] I had two different tarts from Once Upon a Tart [in SoHo] and toast and a banana and a cup of coffee and a bagel with cream cheese... And a glass of fresh orange juice."

One thing you'll never find on Parker's 48-hour consumption list: alcohol. "I'm just simply not really a drinker," she said. "It just doesn't occur to me. Tonight I'll have a glass of wine."















Cynthia Nixon WTF?


Hay, Jane Fonda




Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Good God. She loves to eat and she doesn't drink?! I've got warm fuzzies. She could wear a tutu with a flannel jacket and I'd love her all the same. WERK. IT. OUT.
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[info]owlvslion 2nd-Apr-2008 03:46 am (UTC)
this entire post is made of ugly
[info]phunkadelik 2nd-Apr-2008 06:15 pm (UTC)
excuse you. you've clearly never seen jane fonda as barbarella.
[info]jesusnachos 2nd-Apr-2008 03:46 am (UTC)
ppl who say they eat usually dont. but who knows, maybe all her weight goes to her nose?
[info]mental_picture 2nd-Apr-2008 03:56 am (UTC)
People who don't eat tend to talk about food a whole lot, and that's what her list sounded like to me.
[info]hardcoresince3 2nd-Apr-2008 04:00 am (UTC)
i eat a lot and I talk about food a lot.. there's always an exception
[info]well_wellwell 2nd-Apr-2008 03:47 am (UTC)
Well fuck, SJP make me hate you why don't you.
[info]linneyy 2nd-Apr-2008 06:30 am (UTC)
i hate her and i dont believe her when she says she eats everything hell no i dont
[info]peacewillfollow 2nd-Apr-2008 03:47 am (UTC)
wow, welcome to a heart attack, sjp...with what she eats. =/
[info]girlyevil 2nd-Apr-2008 03:47 am (UTC)
SJP looks terrible.
[info]totalroyalty 2nd-Apr-2008 03:47 am (UTC)
Ellen Page is the type of person that naturally looks best when she doesn't try. Pam from the Office is the same way. Once they get all glammed up, they're missing the everyday-girl quality that made them so appealing in the first place. Throw on some dykey shorts, hightops, and a hoody and U lookin' fli Ellen Page! And maybe some Dr. Pepper chapstick if you feelin' frisky.
[info]camarogeek 2nd-Apr-2008 10:04 pm (UTC)
i think i'm like that too. i never get mistaken for a lesbian, but with some people, dresses seem to wear them, rather than the other way around.
[info]yoitzbrad 2nd-Apr-2008 03:47 am (UTC)


ewwwwww. i was using google images and found that.
[info]simply_inn0cent 2nd-Apr-2008 03:48 am (UTC)
EWWWWWWW!!!!!
[info]yoitzbrad 2nd-Apr-2008 03:49 am (UTC)
i think its aretha franklins daughter.

[info]phillymademe 2nd-Apr-2008 03:50 am (UTC)
oh my
[info]hello_lamppost 2nd-Apr-2008 03:51 am (UTC)
..............







D:
[info]vendettavv 2nd-Apr-2008 03:52 am (UTC)
THAT REMINDS ME


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[info]tokincarebear 2nd-Apr-2008 03:58 am (UTC)
THINSPIRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thank u i'm putting this pic on my fridge
[info]sup_merde_tete 2nd-Apr-2008 05:28 am (UTC)
I quickly scrolled down and saw a blob. I scrolled back and I just gasped really loud. Her boobs as a whole look like Gary from Spongebob Squarepants eyes. Like a snails eyes you know? And her areola's look like the eyes-- UGH, I weird myself out sometimes.
[info]misstwirly 2nd-Apr-2008 06:01 am (UTC)
if there is a god, that picture is fake!
[info]opusdeihohoho 2nd-Apr-2008 01:37 pm (UTC)
HOLY BIG FUCKING NIPPLES, BATMAN!
[info]pocketsizedhero 2nd-Apr-2008 03:05 pm (UTC)
I feel really sorry for her... It would be so difficult being that big :( Hard to breath, sweaty, hard to move... That would be a nightmare. Poor girl.
[info]biscuit_ 2nd-Apr-2008 03:47 am (UTC)
i hate when skinny minnies talk about 'how much they eat'
[info]jesusnachos 2nd-Apr-2008 03:57 am (UTC)
ia. cameron diaz pulls the same shit...
[info]foregaende 2nd-Apr-2008 01:10 pm (UTC)
yeah, when i wasn't eating anything and got down to 100 pounds i just randomly made up shit to tell people what i ate so they wouldn't bother me.
[info]smallaffair 2nd-Apr-2008 07:07 pm (UTC)
omg, me too.
[info]nene13 2nd-Apr-2008 03:47 am (UTC)
I love Maxim for saying SJP was the unsexiest woman alive.
[info]siilvienne 2nd-Apr-2008 05:14 am (UTC)
agreed, her big nose and warted face leave everything to be desired. i know she was Carrie Bradshaw and all, but does that mean she has to walk around in hideous clothing all the fucking time?
[info]nene13 2nd-Apr-2008 05:31 am (UTC)
Guess it shows she wasn't really the one picking the new fashions during Sex and the City.
Besides, the other women made that show. SJP was inconsequential. I think she let the "I play Carrie Bradshaw" get to her head.
[info]twisted_angel20 2nd-Apr-2008 03:47 am (UTC)
i'm with you 100%, OP.
SJP is pure fabulousness.
...even if her style choices are sometimes, erm, questionable.
[info]ohh_hay 2nd-Apr-2008 03:51 am (UTC)
SHE SHO' IS.

Haters to the left. Further than the left. Down the street and past the corner.
[info]nadsatshoot 2nd-Apr-2008 03:48 am (UTC)
who's that dude hangin out with SJP in the first pic, he's cute
[info]ohh_hay 2nd-Apr-2008 03:49 am (UTC)
lol I can't tell if you're dissing Ellen Page or asking about Matthew Broderick
[info]wolfgang1969 2nd-Apr-2008 03:48 am (UTC)
Juno reminds me of a snow man with really tiny round eyes.
[info]perifica 2nd-Apr-2008 03:48 am (UTC)
call me when she comes out of the closet
[info]hiddenstaircase 2nd-Apr-2008 03:49 am (UTC)
I hate what she's wearing but this is one of the few times I've thought she looks pretty.
[info]milkosaurus 2nd-Apr-2008 03:49 am (UTC)
who is Ellen's stylist? her mom? she doesn't look good made up.
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