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[info]subeyda
3:24 pm - 03/29/2008

Bachelor needs a "Green Card."

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If bachelor from "The Bachelor" Matt Grant marries one of the chicks from the show, it may have nothing to do with love.

Turns out Matty boy -- a horny Brit -- recently met a cutie at a bar. Sadly, for him, it's someone who works for TMZ. He's been in touch with her on a pretty regular basis. A few days back, he told her he wanted to permanently move to the U.S. and his lawyer advised him, the best way to do it was to marry an American.

Warning to skanks on the show who want to marry him -- he's gonna let you down (let you down), and leave you flat.


http://www.tmz.com/2008/03/29/bachellor-screws-contestants-defrauds-them-too/1#comments
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[info]majorstranger 29th-Mar-2008 07:32 pm (UTC)
what i wouldn't do for a man with an accent.
[info]twisted_angel20 29th-Mar-2008 08:17 pm (UTC)
you and me both, honey.
[info]majorstranger 29th-Mar-2008 08:21 pm (UTC)
you, me, and the entire american female population, bb.
[info]benjaland 29th-Mar-2008 07:33 pm (UTC)
Why does he want to live in the U.S.? Is he a terrorist?
[info]iaudugo 29th-Mar-2008 11:18 pm (UTC)
lol, I love you for that comment!
[info]ladylawanda 29th-Mar-2008 07:34 pm (UTC)
I am perfectly willing to marry a horny Brit for his green card.
[info]groovylilkitten 30th-Mar-2008 02:41 pm (UTC)
Me too, but only if his teeth are already fixed.
[info]demented_21 29th-Mar-2008 07:34 pm (UTC)
If bachelor from "The Bachelor" Matt Grant marries one of the chicks from the show, it may have nothing to do with love.

OMG NO WAI.
[info]_ballerinagirl 29th-Mar-2008 07:57 pm (UTC)
lol
[info]stripteaseheart 29th-Mar-2008 07:59 pm (UTC)
WIN
[info]yourmomsawhore4 29th-Mar-2008 07:35 pm (UTC)
hahah my mom did the same thing
shes brit married my dad divorced 3 years later

genius
[info]britaloonie 29th-Mar-2008 08:45 pm (UTC)
Haha, I read your comment, then saw your sn and spit out my drink.
[info]hypocrisyetal 29th-Mar-2008 09:58 pm (UTC)
wow your mom is evil
[info]bellaventa 29th-Mar-2008 10:43 pm (UTC)
Love it. :) At least you came out of the deal...
[info]onerainysunday 29th-Mar-2008 07:37 pm (UTC)
ROFLLLLLL
[info]geminibear 29th-Mar-2008 07:40 pm (UTC)
i'd marry him!
[info]votero 29th-Mar-2008 07:42 pm (UTC)
my cousin married a lesbian for a green card. i'm not mad at anyone who does the same.
[info]votero 29th-Mar-2008 08:53 pm (UTC)
oh noes, internets is such serious business.
[info]otempora541 29th-Mar-2008 07:45 pm (UTC)
It's not automatic, and you only get wait four less months for citizenship... Hon, stay in the UK. Our healthcare is more of a mess then the NHS.
[info]icedteabb 29th-Mar-2008 07:45 pm (UTC)
tmz is getting desperate
[info]telemain 29th-Mar-2008 07:47 pm (UTC)
I heard about a similar story recently.
[info]_ballerinagirl 29th-Mar-2008 08:00 pm (UTC)
lmao
[info]konichiwacobra 29th-Mar-2008 09:56 pm (UTC)
i don't care what anyone says, that never gets old.
[info]clump 29th-Mar-2008 07:51 pm (UTC)
It's extremely rare for me to ever think about being a woman, but I want to be just for him and to marry him because the U.S. is ~behind the times~.

Then we'd move back to the UK so my kids can be like:

[info]dude_isotopes 29th-Mar-2008 07:55 pm (UTC)
my favorite!
[info]_ballerinagirl 29th-Mar-2008 08:01 pm (UTC)
omg me and my friend crack up ALL the time at this video. It is TOO adorable for words.

Cha-lee
[info]millesimes 29th-Mar-2008 08:51 pm (UTC)
OMG, cutest video ever.
[info]hpennhills 29th-Mar-2008 07:55 pm (UTC)
Warning to skanks on the show who want to marry him -- he's gonna let you down (let you down), and leave you flat.

Why do the women have to be skanks? If this story would have never been printed (assuming it's true) then the women would have duped....idgi
[info]rhapsodeeinblue 29th-Mar-2008 08:23 pm (UTC)
If anything, the guy is the skank because he's fooling around with all those women (idk, I don't watch the show).
[info]groovylilkitten 30th-Mar-2008 02:59 pm (UTC)
Everyone on the show is a skank. He fools around with them all, and they fool around with him knowing that he fools around with the others. I don't watch it either, other than The Soup clips.
[info]scapefrmreality 29th-Mar-2008 07:55 pm (UTC)
wait, wait, you mean he's doing it for a green card and not for the celebrity? my faith, it is shattered.
[info]stadtaffe 29th-Mar-2008 08:06 pm (UTC)
omg sweeney todd ~luv~

[info]gaspworthy 29th-Mar-2008 08:02 pm (UTC)
YOU ONLY MARRIED ME BECAUSE YOU WANTED A GREEN CARD.

If I was chosen I'd be like, "whatever, give me a great prenup and you've got yourself a deal."
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