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2:58 pm - 03/14/2008

Danny Noriega's Mom's Personal MySpace Photos

DANNY NORIEGA'S CHOLALICIOUS MAMA'S MYSPACE PICS -- WITH HER OWN CAPTIONS!  

Mama Noriega wants you to know that "I LOVE MY FAMILY VERY MUCH...I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I'M LIKE A MOTHER LION...YOU FUCK WITH MY CUBS AND I'LL KILL YOU AND EAT YOU...IT'S THAT SIMPLE...THOSE THAT KNOW ME, KNOW THAT I COULD BE THERE WORST NIGHTMARE WHEN IT COMES TO MY KIDS...AS I MENTIONED BEFORE...THEY ARE MY WORLD...NEED I SAY MORE..."  

And now, onto the pictures:  


~1984~



ME IN 1982...WHEN I WAS A SKINNY BITCH


1984...MY FIRST BORN @ 2 WEEKS OLD...HE'S 23 NOW...SHIT I'M OLD  


FEELIN IT...MAIN EVENT IN EL MONTE



SEE HOW CALM I AM AFTER A FEW ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES



CAN I GO...PLEASE



ME WITH THE CONFIDENT LOOK



DON'T FUCK WITH ME BITCH!



GRRR!!!!! THIS LION WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND EAT YOU...LOL!



HELLO...WHATS YOUR NAME?



HEY YOU



HMMMM!



I'M WATCHING YOU!



JUST FOR THE RECORD...I'M NOT A WHITE GIRL...I'M 100% CHICANA







LOOK AT ME THINKIN IM SEXY



OK! WE LOVE EACH OTHER BUT NOT LIKE THAT



WHO'S PRETTY BOY'S ARE THESE? HMM! OH; THERE MINE. HOW FAST TIME FLY'S



SAD SAD GIRL...LOL!



ME AND MY BABY SISTER CARMEN ACTING SILLY.



ALRIGHTY THEN...TAKE THE PIC ALREADY

LINK TO HER MYSPACE
 
Source -- Thanks to [info]evilbannana

Dedicated to [info]gut_me_out.
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[info]gut_me_out 14th-Mar-2008 07:13 pm (UTC)
true beauty~

[info]krickm10 14th-Mar-2008 08:05 pm (UTC)
hahahahahaha lkdjgaskl;gjalkgj
[info]likegunfire 14th-Mar-2008 07:13 pm (UTC)
i'd totally have sex with her tbh
[info]divaty 14th-Mar-2008 07:13 pm (UTC)
I LOVE YOU
[info]x_sweetsurprise 14th-Mar-2008 07:13 pm (UTC)
lmao well she does look like a lion...
[info]disco_balla 14th-Mar-2008 07:13 pm (UTC)
What in the EAST LA FUCKERY is this mess?
[info]chiss 14th-Mar-2008 07:29 pm (UTC)
HAHAHA
[info]diosabellissima 14th-Mar-2008 08:00 pm (UTC)
Your comment is so spot on, I can't stop laughing.
[info]cheapdamsel 14th-Mar-2008 08:12 pm (UTC)
lol YES!
[info]angelnarcissist 14th-Mar-2008 08:21 pm (UTC)
Your comment is full of WIN.
[info]cosmochic23 14th-Mar-2008 08:26 pm (UTC)
GOD! I nearly ripped my stitches out laughing so hard at your comment!
[info]shanny_w 14th-Mar-2008 08:32 pm (UTC)
looks to be a cousin or offshoot of the cat lady species
[info]bitterspinster 14th-Mar-2008 09:09 pm (UTC)
LMAO
[info]natvach 14th-Mar-2008 09:17 pm (UTC)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA




WEST LA REPRESENT
[info]bitterwinters 14th-Mar-2008 09:49 pm (UTC)
hahahahahahahaha shit
[info]deadpresident 14th-Mar-2008 10:00 pm (UTC)
loll omg

you could also substitute EAST LA with EAST SAN JOSE, although EAST LA is still chola kingdom.
[info]lascivit 14th-Mar-2008 10:15 pm (UTC)
she's sooo not e.l.a.
more like san gabriel valley.
[info]coldxxheritage 14th-Mar-2008 11:03 pm (UTC)
UM NO.
[info]never_infinite 14th-Mar-2008 11:03 pm (UTC)
for real thank you.
[info]coldxxheritage 14th-Mar-2008 11:03 pm (UTC)
ROFL YES.
[info]indie_star 14th-Mar-2008 11:09 pm (UTC)
El Monte is not part of East L.A.
[info]tanya1976 14th-Mar-2008 11:12 pm (UTC)
so true
[info]mel712 15th-Mar-2008 02:03 am (UTC)
lmfao omg
[info]ncsujen 16th-Mar-2008 02:21 am (UTC)
Not gonna lie, I lol'd for three minutes straight.
[info]iamheartspants 14th-Mar-2008 07:13 pm (UTC)
So mexican.
[info]starlitskky 14th-Mar-2008 10:35 pm (UTC)
yeeeeeah. cause all mexicans are like that. stfu and try not to be such and ignorant american stereotype...
[info]siddarthaa 14th-Mar-2008 11:28 pm (UTC)
ITA. Take that hate somewhere else.
[info]pinche_mamones 15th-Mar-2008 01:23 am (UTC)
Good lord get a clue. That is a Chicana thing. Mexicana does not equal Chicana....pendeja.
[info]happens 15th-Mar-2008 04:13 am (UTC)
I'm white, I thought the same thing. I don't get it.
[info]estella7 14th-Mar-2008 07:14 pm (UTC)
She looks like Hedwig in those 80s pics.
[info]sofrigginsweet 14th-Mar-2008 07:18 pm (UTC)
"I was born on the other side
Of a town ripped in two
I made it over the great divide
Now I'm coming for you"
[info]ms_vague 14th-Mar-2008 07:20 pm (UTC)
LOL

Suddenly I'm Miss Farrah Fawcett from TV until I wake up and I turn back to myseeeeeelf
[info]gryffinclaw 14th-Mar-2008 07:35 pm (UTC)
The origin of love! FTW!
[info]melorianwilde 14th-Mar-2008 08:16 pm (UTC)
hahaha i was about to post that comment
[info]supercrimen 14th-Mar-2008 07:14 pm (UTC)
I CAME
[info]genoworld 14th-Mar-2008 07:15 pm (UTC)
Is the person in your icon masturbating on a car? So random but I love it
[info]timbre 14th-Mar-2008 07:30 pm (UTC)
francois sagat
[info]supercrimen 14th-Mar-2008 07:31 pm (UTC)
actually he's fucking the exhaust pipe. his name is francois sagat, he's a gay porn star
[info]amphigory 14th-Mar-2008 07:14 pm (UTC)
Sweet laundry baskets, this is madness.
[info]juteux 14th-Mar-2008 08:03 pm (UTC)
that's the best curse I've ever heard.
[info]karebearx 14th-Mar-2008 07:14 pm (UTC)
vomit
[info]ion_square 14th-Mar-2008 07:14 pm (UTC)
CHOLA TO THE MAX.
[info]cathy105 14th-Mar-2008 07:14 pm (UTC)
omg she looks like Hedwig
[info]daydreamrachey 14th-Mar-2008 07:14 pm (UTC)
Ok, first, her expression looks the same in every picture.
Second, I wish I could cyberstab her fugly transvestite face for having those idiotic captions like
"Hey what's your name?"
and "Can I go now?"

stfu.
I love Danny, but dayum.
What a mess.
[info]sofrigginsweet 14th-Mar-2008 07:14 pm (UTC)
i don't know who this chick is, but her hair makes me lol.
[info]just_a_few_more 14th-Mar-2008 07:14 pm (UTC)
hahahhahahaha i mean i've already seen it, but STILL hahhahahaha
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