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3:06 am - 03/07/2008

LAWL.

30 Things That Should Never be Adapted to Film



So they're making a damned Monopoly movie. Is there a worse idea for a movie adaptation? Almost certainly. We asked you to plumb the darkest corners of your imaginations, and photoshop up the worst of the worst. That winner is below, but first the runners-up (and note that half of these will probably turn out to be movies within five years):

#30.


by hextall


#29.


by I-Rod


#28.


by futureKid


#27.


by Corpsy


#26.


by amnesiasoft


#25.


by fuzzymuffins


#24.


by blemm


#23.


by Bishopwhitet


#22.


by Senor Taco


#21.


by Sputnik


#20.


by crang


#19.


by fuzzymuffins


#18.


by homage


#17.


by Fortey


#16.


by Fairview


#15.


by Davron


#14.


by ginchael


#13.


by mnemosyne


#12.


by College Binary


#11.


by MrIncredible


#10.


by Newbie


#9.


by RB2


#8.


by Salieri


#7.


by Sanchez


#6.


by The Hulk


#5.


by tgr10


#4.


by TubularLuggage


#3.


by College Binary


#2.


by Yawn Malice


And the winner is...


by FoodStampDavis



Come on, ONTD. I know you guys can come up with better ones.

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[info]daydreamrachey 7th-Mar-2008 09:18 am (UTC)
LMFAO @ FECAL LOVE.
AHAH.
[info]rockitorknockit 7th-Mar-2008 02:32 pm (UTC)
IA I LAUGHED OUT LOUD FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES
[info]bates_is_sex 7th-Mar-2008 07:09 pm (UTC)
lmao i was totally spacing and didn't get it at first, but then I read the line above it and was like "O SHIT" and loled for like 10 minutes
[info]jordanchase 7th-Mar-2008 09:18 am (UTC)
oh man, that was a good laugh before bed.
[info]larrylurker 7th-Mar-2008 09:19 am (UTC)
The Fecal Love poster with Anne and Kirsten Dunst is full of win.

[info]jumpship303 7th-Mar-2008 09:19 am (UTC)
ok, i chuckled at a few of these.
[info]makememistakes 7th-Mar-2008 09:21 am (UTC)
I'd watch a movie of Courtney Love's blog.
[info]flyingjerk 7th-Mar-2008 02:34 pm (UTC)
iawtc/p
[info]chibijelly 7th-Mar-2008 02:34 pm (UTC)
KATAKIRIS. :o
[info]fourcorners 7th-Mar-2008 09:23 am (UTC)
Dude. I love it
[info]thedastardfunk 7th-Mar-2008 09:23 am (UTC)
HAHAHHAA! Fecal Love was the BEST
[info]larrylurker 7th-Mar-2008 09:25 am (UTC)
They are also developing movies based on Candy Land and Battleship board games.

No joke.
[info]g_dilly 7th-Mar-2008 09:26 am (UTC)
I loved Candy Land! why mess with that??
[info]larrylurker 7th-Mar-2008 09:31 am (UTC)
$$$

[info]g_dilly 7th-Mar-2008 09:25 am (UTC)
These are awesome lmao.
[info]mon_robot 7th-Mar-2008 09:25 am (UTC)
I would so watch a Lolcats movie.

And a film about Courtney's blog.

And Bert and Ernie. ESPECIALLY if it was Will and John.
[info]ourheavyhearts 7th-Mar-2008 03:12 pm (UTC)
I would definitely see all three of those as well.
[info]mon_robot 7th-Mar-2008 04:12 pm (UTC)
HIGH FIVE
[info]numbedtoe 7th-Mar-2008 10:17 pm (UTC)
I would so see Lolcats too
[info]sandluv 7th-Mar-2008 09:26 am (UTC)
hahaha.

shoots and laddas
[info]elleshellmo 7th-Mar-2008 09:27 am (UTC)
I love the tagline on the Mr. Clean poster. Also the casting on Chocula vs. Frankenberry= brilliant!
[info]neccowafers 7th-Mar-2008 09:27 am (UTC)
bleh fecal love
[info]demented_21 7th-Mar-2008 09:27 am (UTC)
"This summer, terror comes with shingles" ftw.
[info]aphobian 7th-Mar-2008 12:15 pm (UTC)
Agreed. That one made me lol and everything after it just kinda sucked really.

"His friends knew he needed help. But in the end, he was all alone."

lol
[info]holymackeral 7th-Mar-2008 09:29 am (UTC)
they're making a movie about The Sims, too.
that's pretty fucking bleak
[info]honeypants 7th-Mar-2008 09:30 am (UTC)
rofl... will it have subtitles for those of us who don't understand simlish?
[info]holymackeral 7th-Mar-2008 09:33 am (UTC)
idk, but either way it's going to involve a hell of a lot of sitting around on toilets, reading books and mopping up random puddles of water.
[info]carrie1982 7th-Mar-2008 12:40 pm (UTC)
That's so dumb, the fun of The Sims is getting to control them.
[info]vronica_j 7th-Mar-2008 02:24 pm (UTC)
WHAT?! I love the game tons,but thats going overboard
[info]lovecomingdown 7th-Mar-2008 05:49 pm (UTC)
UGH and then at the end of the quarter there'll be all these reports about how the box office is 17 million% lower than this time last year and all the Hollywood execs will choke on their steaks and be like "WTF WHYYYYYYY?" and go yet another year without realizing that the public isn't going to by into every piece of inane shit they churn out.
[info]spellotaped 7th-Mar-2008 06:07 pm (UTC)
ROFL how the hell do they expect to do that?! that would be the most boring movie ever, it's just LIFE.
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