John Barrowman - 'I pooped on fans'

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HOLY c**p! Torchwood hunk John Barrowman once accidentally defecated over two fans during a wild dance routine.

John had chronic diarrhoea but soldiered on through the live show. However, when the time came for some fancy footwork, audience-members got more than they bargained for.

He said: “I c***ped myself on stage and it was the most embarrassing moment of my life.

“I was doing a dance number and I kicked s**t over two people in the front row because I had diarrhoea. I thought I’d just have a little fart, but then I’m kicking s**t over people.”

Poo-r John, he really hit a Bum note there.

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