Pages leaked from Diablo Cody's next script.

These are the first few pages of Diablo Cody's (the screenwriter for 'Juno') next movie, called 'Quotey'. It's... something special (as are Diablo's notes on the margins). I'd like to point out that human beings don't actually speak like this, but what would be the point in that? I've got nothing against her, but the writing here is just... not believable.

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